Sunday, August 31, 2008

Nothing like a morning routine

When Dave lived out at Mark's Pond, his morning ritual consisted of this:
1) wake up
2) pull on yesterday'spants
3) load his shotgun
4) open the door
5) unload the shotgun at the flock of mudhens floating just outside his trailer peacefully minding their own business
6) step out of the trailer
7) piss
8) make coffee.