Sunday, August 31, 2008

Okay, let's try your phone number, smartass

A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, “I’ve lost my Grandpa!”
The cop asked, “What’s he like?”
The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied,“Single Malt Scotch Whiskey and women with big tits.”

1 comment:

Slick said...

Ha...the little boy just described every male, including me, that I know!