Monday, August 25, 2008

Strange places I've woke up

Here's a short list of strange places I've woken up after a hard night's drinking.

1) In a Goodwill box

2) In the trunk of a car

3) Under a pool table

4) A Ladies restroom in the Capitol building

5) France (I started in Germany)

6) A cornfield

7) At the top of a 200 foot antennae tower

8) Work

9) My neighbor's bathtub

10) A cattle pen at a slaughterhouse

Did you notice that I never mentioned jail? Strangely enough, that's the one place I've never woken up in after drinking.

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