Here's a short list of strange places I've woken up after a hard night's drinking.
1) In a Goodwill box
2) In the trunk of a car
3) Under a pool table
4) A Ladies restroom in the Capitol building
5) France (I started in Germany)
6) A cornfield
7) At the top of a 200 foot antennae tower
9) My neighbor's bathtub
10) A cattle pen at a slaughterhouse
Did you notice that I never mentioned jail? Strangely enough, that's the one place I've never woken up in after drinking.