You know you’re stoned when:
You flip through ten channels on the TV before you realize you were just trying to turn up the volume.
You have the munchie food right in front of you andyou forget to eat 'em.
You light a cigarette and forget to smoke it.
You have 3 cigarettes going in the ashtray at the same time.
You trip over your dog on the way to let him back in the house.
You smoke a cigarette that's not lit.
You're on the phone with your best friend and you forget who you're talking to.
You’re looking for your cigarette and it’s in your hand.
You’ve been waiting for 4:20 to come along when you suddenly snap out of it and realize it’s 4:33.
You spend 5 minutes at a stop sign waiting for it to turn green.