Sunday, September 14, 2008

Cowboys and Indians

I was married for 16 years to a Commanche Indian. Considering I'm an Okie and act like one, it got real tense around my house when a good western was on. I'd be rooting for the cowboys and she'd be cheering the Indians on. The difference was, when the movie was over I'd go on about my business. She on the other hand, would carry a fucking grudge for days afterwards. It got to the point that I'd avoid watching westerns with her and if we did see one, it would all about me slinking around the house with my back to the wall instead of her.
Great Grandpa always said that you can't trust a Red Devil..........