Man, I was at the store a couple of hours ago minding my own business when this women came over, grabbed my arm and started checking out my tattoos before I ran her off.
What in the hell is that all about? What in the world convinced this total stranger to come over and start grabbing on me? Shit, if that had been a man that would be a beating offense, I don't care where we were at.
Bottom line: If you ain't a close personal friend or sleeping with me, you damned sure better keep your hands off.