Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Down on MIchael Jackson

Michael Jackson is walking out from the operating room after his wife gave birth to their son.
Michael says "Hey Doc how long till we can have sex?"
The Doctor says "At least wait till he is walking, Michael!!"

Q. What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years?
A. Michael Jackson.

Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A. From a catalogue.

Q. What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A. A Michael Jackson slumber party.

Q. How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
A. When the big hand is on the little hand.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?
A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Q. Have you heard about Michael Jackson's new book?
A. It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing"

Q. What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years?
A. Michael Jackson.

Q. Why does Michael Jackson like twenty six year olds?
A. Cause there's twenty of them.

Q. What does Michael Jackson and a Nintendo have in common?
A. They are both made of plastic and kids turn them on.

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