Monday, September 15, 2008

Lucky that crazy Indian didn't scalp me

Man, I don't recall exactly what I had done or why my wife was pissed but she was definitely upset. As I was walking out the door to get some peace she was still screaming. The last thing I heard as I slammed the door was "......you cousin lovin' dog kissin' motherfuckin' SONOFABITCH!"
Damn, that was pretty good, I thought as I turned on my heel and went back in.
"Sweetie, that was the nicest thing I've heard all day. Thank you" I said as I attempted to kiss her on the forehead.
I sure am glad she missed with that frying pan.