Two Okies met in a bar and decided that they weren't going anywhere in life so thought they should go to college to get ahead. They hop in a pickup and drive to the nearest college. While the second one waits out in the hall, the first goes in to one of the rooms and finds a professor who advises him to take Math, History and Logic.
"What's Logic?" asked the first Okie.
The professor replied, "Let me give you an example: Do you own a weedeater?"
"I shore do," grinned the Okie.
"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.
"That's real good," the Okie responded in awe.
The professor continued, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also have a house."
Impressed, the Okie shouts "AMAZIN'!"
"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."
"Betty Mae... this is incredible!" (The Okie is catching on).
"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," says the professor.
"You're right! Why, that's the most coolest thing I ever heard of... I cain't wait to take this here logic class."
The first Okie, grinning ear to ear with pride at the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where his friend is waiting.
"So what classes are ya takin'?" the friend asked.
"Math, History, and Logic," replies the first Okie.
"What in tarnation is Logic?" asked his new friend.
"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weedeater?"
"Nope," his friend replied.
"You're queer, ain't ya?"