Saturday, September 27, 2008

Right hand fast, left hand slow

A man walks into the dentist’s office with a toothache, and after the dentist examines him, he says, “That tooth has to come out. I’m going to give you a shot of Novocain and I’ll be back in a few minutes.”
The man grabs the dentist’s arm, “No way.. I hate needles. I’m not having any shot!”
So the dentist says, “Okay, we’ll go with the gas.”
The man replies, “Absolutely not. It makes me sick for a couple of days. I’m not having gas.”
So the dentist steps out and comes back with a glass of water. “Here,” he says. ” Take this pill.”
The man asks, “What is it?”
The doc replies, “Viagra.”
The man looks surprised, “Will that kill the pain?”
“No,” replies the dentist, “but it will give you something to hold onto to."