Friday, September 19, 2008

Time to get the fuck out of Dodge

One morning we were out on Wellsford Road for one reason or another and it was just foggier than shit. What you might call a one liner. You know, 10 MPH fog.
Anyways, I ran the entire length of the road, from Parker Road south to Highway 132 making sure the road was clear. Then I went back to the beginning of the road at Parker and floorboarded the truck. Pretty soon I was doing 90-100 MPH in a blinding fog.
Suddenly, something black and white flashes by on the RIGHT side of the truck.
"Holy shit" I scream, "Did you see that fucking dairy cow back there?"
Dave looks at me, eyes wide. "That wasn't no dairy cow, man. That was a Highway Patrolman you just ran off the road."

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