Wednesday, September 17, 2008

What about the ones on the toilet?

I stopped at a friend's shop the other day and found him stalking around with a fly swatter. When I asked if he was getting any flies, he answered, "Yeah... 3 males and 2 females."
Curious, I inquired as to how he could tell the difference.
He answered, "Three were on a beer can and two were on the phone."