This song was written by John Prine. I think it's just cooler than shit the way she brings in The Grateful Dead's "Sugaree" towards the end. Damn, I love the way this girl wails. She is definitely one of my favorite artists.
Friday, October 17, 2008
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Yahoo!
After me and my ex-wife went our separate ways I had to do without a lot of things.
The other day a friend of mine came up and paid me some money that he borrowed a while ago when he was going through HIS divorce, money that I forgot all about. Well, I decided that I'd spend that money on something that I really wanted, so I ordered a fly rod from Cabella's and guess what? It got here today!!!!
Sunday morning, I'm off to the foothills to give it a tryout on some of the streams I've always done pretty good at.
Hopefully I'll have some nice fish pictures to post Sunday or Monday night.
The other day a friend of mine came up and paid me some money that he borrowed a while ago when he was going through HIS divorce, money that I forgot all about. Well, I decided that I'd spend that money on something that I really wanted, so I ordered a fly rod from Cabella's and guess what? It got here today!!!!
Sunday morning, I'm off to the foothills to give it a tryout on some of the streams I've always done pretty good at.
Hopefully I'll have some nice fish pictures to post Sunday or Monday night.
OJ and the Devil
One day in the future, OJ Simpson has a heart-attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
OJ thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over and over, he dove in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell.
"No," OJ said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't think I could do that all day long."
The devil led him to the door of the next room. In it was Al Gore with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
"No, this is no good; I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented OJ.
The devil opened a third door. Through it, OJ saw Bill Clinton, lying on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
OJ looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah, man, I can handle this!"
The devil smiled and said . . . . . . "OK, Monica, you're free to go."
"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
OJ thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over and over, he dove in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell.
"No," OJ said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't think I could do that all day long."
The devil led him to the door of the next room. In it was Al Gore with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
"No, this is no good; I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented OJ.
The devil opened a third door. Through it, OJ saw Bill Clinton, lying on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
OJ looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah, man, I can handle this!"
The devil smiled and said . . . . . . "OK, Monica, you're free to go."
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
5 a day, friends
Sorry folks, but I'm going to try to cut myself down to 5 posts a day - hell, let's make it 35 a week in case I miss a day or two.
I'm spending way too much time doing this and now that the weather is cooling off, this is the time of the year that I start getting out and doing the things I live for - catching big trout, catching bigger trout and catching huge trout.
Thanks for your understanding and check back when you can.
I'm spending way too much time doing this and now that the weather is cooling off, this is the time of the year that I start getting out and doing the things I live for - catching big trout, catching bigger trout and catching huge trout.
Thanks for your understanding and check back when you can.
Just a little deeper, Jimmy
A couple of questions about this picture.What could be so important that they have to dig it out of the privy?
Why would they have paneling with a fancy TP holder in a shithouse?
And why is the person in the hole clothed but the guy holding him/her is undressed?
So you wanna play games?
If you ever get good and pissed off at anybody and want to cost them some money, take a cup full of non-silicon based brake fluid and splash it down the side of their car. The paint will fall off in sheets overnight and the brake fluid will attack the metal itself and rust it badly.
You didn't find this out from me and don't ask how I know.
You didn't find this out from me and don't ask how I know.
We'll wrap this shit up before Friday, Pa
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)These boys will be dropped off in Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Monday, October 13, 2008
John Prine performs "Sam Stone"
Listen to the words if you're not familiar with the song. So sad......
Hey, the munchies are a bitch, man
Cops: Man tries to pay for fast food meal with pot
VERO BEACH, Fla. —
A McDonald's cashier called 911 after a Vero Beach drive-thru customer allegedly offered to pay for his meal with marijuana. The Indian River County Sheriff's Office said the cashier called Monday with a description of the vehicle the suspect had been riding in.
A deputy spotted the vehicle, found marijuana in the car and arrested its occupant, 27-year-old Shawn Alexander Pannullo.
Pannullo was charged with possession of cannabis and posted $500 bail. It was unclear if he had an attorney.
A Sheriff's report did not say what the suspect ordered at McDonald's or if he ultimately purchased the meal using something other than marijuana.
Information from: Scripps Treasure Coast Newspapers: http://www.tcpalm.com
VERO BEACH, Fla. —
A McDonald's cashier called 911 after a Vero Beach drive-thru customer allegedly offered to pay for his meal with marijuana. The Indian River County Sheriff's Office said the cashier called Monday with a description of the vehicle the suspect had been riding in.
A deputy spotted the vehicle, found marijuana in the car and arrested its occupant, 27-year-old Shawn Alexander Pannullo.
Pannullo was charged with possession of cannabis and posted $500 bail. It was unclear if he had an attorney.
A Sheriff's report did not say what the suspect ordered at McDonald's or if he ultimately purchased the meal using something other than marijuana.
Information from: Scripps Treasure Coast Newspapers: http://www.tcpalm.com
Handy device
Hmmm, maybe I'll get this for The Evil Cats for the next time I have to take them to the vet.
Sunday, October 12, 2008
Neil Young sings "Helpless" at The Last Waltz with The Band
Neil looks a little wired up here in this excerpt from the movie The Last Waltz. It's still a good performance though.
By the way, the girl in silhouette singing the background vocals is Joni Mitchell. A lovely voice, don't you think?
I think this was the fucker that was behind me today
Really guys, turn that bass-thumping stereo down. You're not impressing anybody over the age of 12 anyways.....
Saturday, October 11, 2008
Hahaha
The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had faithfully served the people of the nation's capital. He motioned for his nurse to come near.
"Yes, Father?" said the nurse. "I would really like to see John McCain and Barack Obama before I die." whispered the priest.
"I'll see what I can do, Father" replied the nurse.
The nurse sent the request to them and waited for a response. Soon the word arrived. McCain and Obama would be delighted to visit the priest. As they went to the hospital, Obama commented to McCain "I don't know why the old priest wants to see us, but it will certainly help our images." McCain couldn't help but agree.
When they arrived at the priest's room, the priest took McCain's hand in his right hand and Obama's hand in his left. There was silence and a look of serenity on the old priest's face.
Finally McCain spoke. "Father, of all the people you could have chosen, why did you choose us to be with you as you near the end?" The old priest slowly replied "I have always tried to pattern my life after our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ."
"Amen" said Obama.
"Amen" said McCain.
The old priest continued... "He died between two lying thieves. I would like to do the same."
"Yes, Father?" said the nurse. "I would really like to see John McCain and Barack Obama before I die." whispered the priest.
"I'll see what I can do, Father" replied the nurse.
The nurse sent the request to them and waited for a response. Soon the word arrived. McCain and Obama would be delighted to visit the priest. As they went to the hospital, Obama commented to McCain "I don't know why the old priest wants to see us, but it will certainly help our images." McCain couldn't help but agree.
When they arrived at the priest's room, the priest took McCain's hand in his right hand and Obama's hand in his left. There was silence and a look of serenity on the old priest's face.
Finally McCain spoke. "Father, of all the people you could have chosen, why did you choose us to be with you as you near the end?" The old priest slowly replied "I have always tried to pattern my life after our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ."
"Amen" said Obama.
"Amen" said McCain.
The old priest continued... "He died between two lying thieves. I would like to do the same."
Chow mein, fried rice, foil chicken & oral sex
A guy goes out clubbing and spots this lovely looking Chinese girl and without a moment to lose asks her to dance. They get on very well, more dances, a few drinks and at the end of the night she asks him "Would you like to come back to my place for coffee?" which of course he does They arrive at her apartment and she tells him to sit down, have a drink while she slips on something more comfortable.
Well, he has his drink and out she comes wearing a see though nightie and says "Tonight I'm you're complete sex slave, you can do anything you want."
He replies "Wow that's great, I'd really like a 69!"
"Fuck off!" she says, "I'm not cooking this time of night!"
Well, he has his drink and out she comes wearing a see though nightie and says "Tonight I'm you're complete sex slave, you can do anything you want."
He replies "Wow that's great, I'd really like a 69!"
"Fuck off!" she says, "I'm not cooking this time of night!"
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