Sunday, November 02, 2008

Guess who I'm voting for

Ah, Fall's finally here


I'll try to remember that

That's kind of extreme Bob, don't you think?

Gotta be California (again)

Straight up White Trash, God bless her

Just plain gross

I can say that because I ain't got no muskles

Kickin on back


Trust your pilot

Wake Island, site of one of the bloodiest battles in WWII

Shave what, honey?

Vintage...... Whatever

Oh, you're gonna sorry, Bubba

Ya think?

I'll pass, thank you

Brother Rick

Brother Rick called me up this morning and told me to meet him at his place to pick up a brindle bull hide that I bought off him earlier this week.
Rick collects Indian and Western memorabilia and his place is absolutely packed with his collection. One of the coolest things he showed me was a hat crest that came from Custer's Battlefield - he got it from a collector that bought it from the museum in Cody, Wyoming. And yes, I have seen the certificate of authenticity. Think about this: There were only 4 officers at the battle and this is an officer's hat crest.
While I was there, I took some pictures (next post down) of his living room.
Keep in mind that this is just his living room.

Brother Rick's "Museum"

Cool automotive blog

Here's a great blog for all you car buffs:

It's well worth the visit.

Feeling just a little inadequate?

Aw, fuck

Gotta be California (again)

Adolph's mama

Straight up White Trash, God bless her

Uh oh....

A trucker is driving down the highway when he hears a loud thump under his semi. He stops to check the damage, then calls his boss.
“I hit a pig on the road, and he’s stuck under my truck,” he explains. “What should I do?”
“Shoot it in the head,” answers the boss. “Then pull it out and throw it in the truck.”
The driver does it, then calls his boss back. “I did what you told me,” he explains.
“So what’s the problem?” snaps the boss.
The driver replies, “I don’t know what to do with his motorcycle.”

Is this what they mean by oral sex?

Yeah. Go ahead and jump.

Never too old

Oh dear Lord......

An Oklahoma State Trooper pulls over one of my people in a truck one night.
He approaches the truck and aks the driver "You got any ID?
The Okie asks "About what?"

For blondes only

Not very flattering, sweetie

Gotta be California (again)

Booting up your computer

Fire exit for arsonists only

That's a lot of bacon

Helping the homeless

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."
"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.
Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us, also."
The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"
"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high!"

I'd think it would be at least 20 bucks

In a small cathedral, a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when he was approached by the priest.
The priest asked the janitor, "Could you go into the confessional and listen to confessions for me? I really have to go to the bathroom and Widow McGee is coming. She tends to go on and on but never really does anything worthy of serious repentance, so when she's done, just give her 10 Hail Marys. I'll be right back."
Being the helpful sort, the janitor agreed. Just as expected, Widow McGee came into the booth and started her confession.
"Oh Father, I fear I have done the unforgivable," she said. "I have given into carnal thoughts and have had oral sex."
Stunned, the janitor had no idea how to handle this situation - surely 10 Hail Mary's would not do. So in a moment of desperation, the janitor peeked his head out of the confessional and asked an altar boy, "Son, what does the priest give for oral sex?"
The altar boy replied, "Two Snickers bars and a Coke."

What a cutie


An old couple are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first met. Sitting in a cafe, the little old man says, "Remember the first time I met you over 50 years ago? We left this cafe, went round the corner behind the gas works, and I gave you one from behind."
"Why, yes, I remember it well, dear," replies the little old lady with a grin.
"Well", said the little old man, "for old time's sake, let's go there again, and I'll give you one from behind."
Without them knowing, the young man sitting next to them had overheard the conversation and smiled to himself, thinking it would be quite amusing to see two old folks going at it.
He gets up and follows them. Sure enough, he sees the old couple near the gas works. The little old lady pulls off her underwear and lifts up her dress. The old man pulls down his pants and grabs the lady's hips, the little old lady reaches for the fence. What follows is 40 minutes of the most athletic sex the young man has ever seen. The little old man is banging away at the little old woman at a pace that can only be described as phenomenal. Limbs are flying everywhere, the movement is a blur, and they do not stop for a single second.
Finally, they collapse and don't move for an hour.
The young man is stunned. Never in his life has he ever seen anything that equates to this - not in the movies, not from his friends, not from his own experiences. Reflecting on what he has just seen, he says to himself, "I have to know his secret. If only I could fuck like that now, let alone in 50 years time!"
By this time the old folks have recovered and dressed themselves.
Plucking up courage, the young man approaches the couple. He says, "Sir, in all my life I have never seen anybody shag like that, particularly at your age. What's your secret? Could you do it like that 50 years ago?"
The old man replies, "Son, 50 years ago, that fucking fence wasn't electrified!"

Ageless Wisdom

...the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed, lest Rome become bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance.'
Cicero , 55 BC

Thanks, Roy