Friday, December 12, 2008
Kiss and make up
The rest of the world cannot understand how, after bitter election campaigns, American politicians can return to reality.
For instance, Sarah Palin has invited to her great state of Alaska the men who defeated her, Barack Obama and Joe Biden.
She has provided a moose hunting trip for their enjoyment and has hired two other prominent men to assist them.
Dick Cheney will instruct them in safe gun handling and Ted Kennedy will drive them back to their cabins in the evening.
What a gal, that Sarah is such a sport and thinks of everything!
For instance, Sarah Palin has invited to her great state of Alaska the men who defeated her, Barack Obama and Joe Biden.
She has provided a moose hunting trip for their enjoyment and has hired two other prominent men to assist them.
Dick Cheney will instruct them in safe gun handling and Ted Kennedy will drive them back to their cabins in the evening.
What a gal, that Sarah is such a sport and thinks of everything!
Ah, the single life
A friend was checking the past couple day's posts and couldn't help noticing the number of posts with semi nekkid and drunk wimmens.
She told me I need to get laid.
Ya think?
She told me I need to get laid.
Ya think?
Big-ass trout
Me and Dad are headed back up to New Melones (Mah lone ees, Deb) in search of the elusive Big-ass trout. It's supposed to cold, cloudy and breezy tomorrow, so hopefully we'll nail a couple.
And in answer to Jimbo's email: yes, a 16 inch trout is a little bitty one. A Big-ass trout has to be 24 inches and 5 pounds minimum. The canyon reservoirs around here are over 300 feet deep, so the only time of the year that you can catch BAT are in the winter after the lakes have turned - when the surface temperatures of the water are the same as the deep parts.
Wish Dad luck.
And in answer to Jimbo's email: yes, a 16 inch trout is a little bitty one. A Big-ass trout has to be 24 inches and 5 pounds minimum. The canyon reservoirs around here are over 300 feet deep, so the only time of the year that you can catch BAT are in the winter after the lakes have turned - when the surface temperatures of the water are the same as the deep parts.
Wish Dad luck.
From Daver - Whereabouts unknown
I ain't emailing you, you might be one of them innerweb stalker folk.
:)
http://wwwdaver1172.blogspot.com/
Dammit, you were the one person that I wanted to find out where you lived.
:)
http://wwwdaver1172.blogspot.com/
Dammit, you were the one person that I wanted to find out where you lived.
From Deb - Camden, Maine
Okay, I'm publishing one out of order just because I love her blog.
http://debbiedoesdrivel.blogspot.com/
In case you forgot, my name is Debbie and I am a Maine-ah.
(Sounds like an AA meeting).
I've been a blog reader and writer since August. I can't stop reading Knuckedragging My Life Away. It is consuming my life. I check in on it almost daily. I am addicted to the photos, especially the white trash ones and ones that involve anything that terrorizes a cat or Oprah.
I hate anything politically correct...in case you couldn't tell by the cat/Oprah comment. I do not have a Harley (but I've touched one). I don't live an exotic place like Waco or Brisbane (but I've been to Barstow, CA).
Can I still hang out here with the bad boys?
Yeah, you can roll with us.
Hate to tell you this Deb, but if you've been to Barstow that pretty much qualifies you as Straight up White Trash, God bless you.
Sorry 'bout that.
-Wirecutter
http://debbiedoesdrivel.blogspot.com/
In case you forgot, my name is Debbie and I am a Maine-ah.
(Sounds like an AA meeting).
I've been a blog reader and writer since August. I can't stop reading Knuckedragging My Life Away. It is consuming my life. I check in on it almost daily. I am addicted to the photos, especially the white trash ones and ones that involve anything that terrorizes a cat or Oprah.
I hate anything politically correct...in case you couldn't tell by the cat/Oprah comment. I do not have a Harley (but I've touched one). I don't live an exotic place like Waco or Brisbane (but I've been to Barstow, CA).
Can I still hang out here with the bad boys?
Yeah, you can roll with us.
Hate to tell you this Deb, but if you've been to Barstow that pretty much qualifies you as Straight up White Trash, God bless you.
Sorry 'bout that.
-Wirecutter
My fans (Fans? Hahahaha!)
Hey, I got a fairly decent response from folks that read this blog. I'll post a couple of them every day in the order they're received.
As for those that haven't contacted me yet:
C'mon, stroke my ego.
-Wirecutter
As for those that haven't contacted me yet:
C'mon, stroke my ego.
-Wirecutter
From Andychrist - Waco, Texas
hey wirecutter this is the andychrist snappy name right? im 23 and i live in waco texas... i read your blog everyday you have a lot of funny shit on there. i love white trash pics and the meth head pics... i to am a gun nut so it works out i dont have a blog but heres a pic if you wish to put it up... take it easy
Great looking ride, man. A no bullshit road bike, right fucking on.
I'll try to run down some more tweeker pics for you and tomorrow you'll get a special treat - White Trash posts featuring.......ME!
Later, man.
Ride Safe
-Wirecutter
From Ron - Brisbane, Australia
Wirecutter, Your post is fairly good among all of the blogs of the net. You, intrinisically tell your life as it is & was, without any bullshit. Which makes a refreshing change for a lot of blogs that come out of America (or is that 'merica' - pun, joke). All things aside though, people can relate to your outlook on life/economy/likes etc without all of the arse covering exercises that other sites and people do. It's an interesting insight into ordinary (real) America and the people who live there, not the political or social image that we get fed on the news. Keep up the good work, it's good to see that people are not that different regardless of where you live.
Cheers
Ron; Brisbane, Queensland, Australia.
Yes we have the internet all the way down here, you've just got to pull the string hard sometimes.
Thanks Ron. Folks are the same all over.
I gotta tell it like it is, it's the only thing I know.....
I appreciate your reading my blog and if you ever get to the States give me a holler and I'll take you to San Francisco so you can see my "California" posts in real life.
-Wirecutter
Cheers
Ron; Brisbane, Queensland, Australia.
Yes we have the internet all the way down here, you've just got to pull the string hard sometimes.
Thanks Ron. Folks are the same all over.
I gotta tell it like it is, it's the only thing I know.....
I appreciate your reading my blog and if you ever get to the States give me a holler and I'll take you to San Francisco so you can see my "California" posts in real life.
-Wirecutter
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Who the hell are you?
My sitemeter tells me that I have visitors from all over the United States as well as the rest of the world.
I'm really curious about the folks that like my blog. Would you be kind enough to email me and let me know who you are (first names or nicknames only , please), where you're from and what you like about my site? Do you also have a website or blog? A photo would be cool, but not necessary.
I'll publish your emails and comments unless you ask me not to.
Contact me at k59lane@yahoo.com
Thanks,
Wirecutter
I'm really curious about the folks that like my blog. Would you be kind enough to email me and let me know who you are (first names or nicknames only , please), where you're from and what you like about my site? Do you also have a website or blog? A photo would be cool, but not necessary.
I'll publish your emails and comments unless you ask me not to.
Contact me at k59lane@yahoo.com
Thanks,
Wirecutter
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Hell, you KNOW it's funny
What do you call a tweeker chick with a yeast infection?
A Quarter Pounder.....with cheese.
A Quarter Pounder.....with cheese.
Tuesday, December 09, 2008
Monday, December 08, 2008
The world thanks you, Doc
Doc Warwick's upping the dosage of my anti-depressants must have worked. I haven't clenched my jaw in over a week, thought about homicide in 3 days or kicked at an Evil Cat all night.
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