I'm sorry for not posting more tonight.
It's been a fucked up day.
I was working with Roger today running bread to the different dock doors, a flat balls-out job. I mean, that job keeps you hustling all day.
At one point I asked Roger what stores he had delivered and he started rattling off a bunch of store numbers and the dock doors they went to. Now you have to understand that I am dyslexic and I lost track of what he was saying about 2.5 seconds after he started, so I figured that I would just sort it out myself. When I got to where the bread was staged, he saw me scratching my nuts and said "Damn it, weren't you listening? I told you what the hell to do!"
That tore it. I ain't afraid to box with anybody, so I jumped off my motor and got in his face and told him "Check this shit out, man. You don't get off my ass, I'm going to take a fistful of my mood pills and shove them down your motherfucking throat."
He looked at me for a second and started laughing. "Yeah, like they do YOU any good."
He had a point.
Then I heard that deal about trout planting (see my first post of the day). This year's plants are BATs in 3 years. This just shot my favorite activity right in the ass.
Then I found out my heater is broken again. 2 years ago it cost me $1200 to fix it. Fuck that, I ain't paying that kind of money for 3 months of heat. I'll buy a couple of room heaters this weekend, but in the meantime......
My dog pissed on the floor. In front of me.
And I burned my fucking dinner.
I believe I should just shoot myself, but with my luck I'll get a misfire.
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Sorry-ass motherfucking treehuggers
Nov 21, 2008 9:00 am US/Pacific
California Agrees To Limit Trout Stocking
Environment & The Green Beat
SACRAMENTO (AP) ― The California Department of Fish and Game has agreed to stop adding millions of hatchery-raised trout to many of the state's mountain rivers and lakes. The agreement was reached between the state and two environmental groups as part of a 2006 lawsuit over declines in native fish and frogs.
Noah Greenwald is a conservation biologist with the Center for Biological Diversity, one of the groups that sued the state. He says the agreement will preserve native species while the state prepares a more comprehensive environmental review of its fish-stocking programs. The deal allows stocking programs in reservoirs that are not connected to rivers.
Jordan Traverso, a spokeswoman for the Department of Fish and Game, says the agreement will go before a Sacramento County Superior Court judge on Monday for approval.
How many reservoirs are there in Kalifornia that aren't connected to rivers? NONE!!!!
Fuck, do they have any idea how much mony DFG will lose? Who in the hell do these motherfuckers think support Department of Fish and Game?
HUNTERS AND FISHERMEN!!!!
100% of license fees go to DFG. No fishing, no license, NO MONEY!!!!
Fucking commies.......
California Agrees To Limit Trout Stocking
Environment & The Green Beat
SACRAMENTO (AP) ― The California Department of Fish and Game has agreed to stop adding millions of hatchery-raised trout to many of the state's mountain rivers and lakes. The agreement was reached between the state and two environmental groups as part of a 2006 lawsuit over declines in native fish and frogs.
Noah Greenwald is a conservation biologist with the Center for Biological Diversity, one of the groups that sued the state. He says the agreement will preserve native species while the state prepares a more comprehensive environmental review of its fish-stocking programs. The deal allows stocking programs in reservoirs that are not connected to rivers.
Jordan Traverso, a spokeswoman for the Department of Fish and Game, says the agreement will go before a Sacramento County Superior Court judge on Monday for approval.
How many reservoirs are there in Kalifornia that aren't connected to rivers? NONE!!!!
Fuck, do they have any idea how much mony DFG will lose? Who in the hell do these motherfuckers think support Department of Fish and Game?
HUNTERS AND FISHERMEN!!!!
100% of license fees go to DFG. No fishing, no license, NO MONEY!!!!
Fucking commies.......
Monday, December 15, 2008
From Jamie - Lodi (Poor thing) CA
Wirecutter!
You actually posted yourself!
Now I'm intrigued. You sound so down to earth and honest.
About myself: I'm Jamie from Lodi (Stuck in Lodi Again), I teach school and yes, I read your blog at work. Shame on me. I found it linked in from Small Bits and Pieces and have been hooked ever since.
I was wondering if you'd like to do lunch sometime. We can even meet at a truck stop if you'd like. Reply to this email if you're interested.
Publish this email if you want, but withhold my picture. I wouldn't want any of my students to know that I'm "warped"!
-Jamie
You just invited me to lunch at a truck stop? Oh thank you God...... My dream girl!
Glad you like my blog and yes, I'd love to meet you for lunch.
-Wirecutter
You actually posted yourself!
Now I'm intrigued. You sound so down to earth and honest.
About myself: I'm Jamie from Lodi (Stuck in Lodi Again), I teach school and yes, I read your blog at work. Shame on me. I found it linked in from Small Bits and Pieces and have been hooked ever since.
I was wondering if you'd like to do lunch sometime. We can even meet at a truck stop if you'd like. Reply to this email if you're interested.
Publish this email if you want, but withhold my picture. I wouldn't want any of my students to know that I'm "warped"!
-Jamie
You just invited me to lunch at a truck stop? Oh thank you God...... My dream girl!
Glad you like my blog and yes, I'd love to meet you for lunch.
-Wirecutter
From Becky - Nevada
I'm Becky the Absent Minded Housewife out of "Where the hell am I again?" Nevada.
I found you because you were kind enough to link me. I've linked back. It's nifty how that works.
I found you because you were kind enough to link me. I've linked back. It's nifty how that works.
Here is an obligatory photo. Enjoy.
-Becky
Ahhh, yes. From Bendover, Nevada.
I notice you didn't talk shit about Barstow. Not that you could living where you do.
Love your blog, and for those that haven't checked it out yet, please do so. You'll get a kick out of it for sure.
PS Nice boob!
From Bookmole - United Kingdom
Hi - this is Bookmole from the UK. I don't have a life, so I have to live vicariously, through others. And yours is a hoot! Love the Gotta be Califonia pics - please, keep posting them.
Don't know if I would show up on your site meter, though - does it track RSS feeds?
Gotta go cook dinner for hungry peeps now. It's damn cold here, yesterday it rained all day, the day before was foggy. I hate winter!
I remember you! You're the lady that hates big ass centipedes.
You commented several times and I appreciate your feedback.
Stay dry, and stay out of the fog - the boogeyman lurks there.
Don't know if I would show up on your site meter, though - does it track RSS feeds?
Gotta go cook dinner for hungry peeps now. It's damn cold here, yesterday it rained all day, the day before was foggy. I hate winter!
I remember you! You're the lady that hates big ass centipedes.
You commented several times and I appreciate your feedback.
Stay dry, and stay out of the fog - the boogeyman lurks there.
Rain
It's raining so hard right now that I can actually hear it.
That's saying a lot considering how bad my hearing is from years of gunfire.
It's very soothing, something that I've always enjoyed and I miss it terribly.
Wear your hearing protection when you shoot, folks.
That's saying a lot considering how bad my hearing is from years of gunfire.
It's very soothing, something that I've always enjoyed and I miss it terribly.
Wear your hearing protection when you shoot, folks.
Six times already????
From http://throwtheball.blogspot.com/
This video is outrageous and the music that accompanies it was a perfect choice.
Time to wash my truck
Okay, this ain't gonna happen.
I'll just park it in the street and let the rain do it for me.
But a guy can fantasize, right?
Sunday, December 14, 2008
From Wirecutter - Modesto, CA
Top picture: Probably the best picture ever taken of me, taken 2 years ago.
Bottom: What I look like today, although this picture was taken last winter.
Jamie wrote and said that since I asked my readers to tell me a little about themselves, it would only be fair if I were to tell my readers a little about me.
Okay Girl, you asked for it.
My name is Ken and I was born here in Modesto in 1959. My father was a professional soldier, so I spent my younger years traveling all over the States and Europe. I've lived in California, Washington state (twice), Missouri (twice), Maryland, Germany (twice as a youngster, once when I was in the army), Texas, and Georgia.
I've worked as a horse wrangler, in a photo lab, construction, served in the Army (yes, I was honorably discharged) sold weed, worked as bodyguard/driver for a drug dealer, worked at an army ammo plant, and now I've worked at a warehouse for the past 16 years.
My interests are shooting, fishing, more shooting and even more fishing. I also do a fair amount of prospecting. I consider myself a student of Western History, specifically frontier and mining camp history.
I'm kinda sorta heavily tattooed - 21 at last count. I don't consider it a lifestyle, it's just something I started as a youngster and continued over the years.
I am single - married once in 1991 and still going through the process of divorce a year after I filed. I have no children. I don't want any children.
I started blogging in August of this year. I don't remember why I started but I really enjoy it. I like the fact that there are others out there that are just as warped as I am and more than a couple that are willing to admit it.
Okay Jamie, are you happy?
Looks like there's gonna be a job opening soon
What I want to know is why is this guy's buddy inside his truck taking pictures instead of helping his friend. Is that his boss? Does he owe him money? Is he screwing Bearbait's wife? What?
From Ibeam The Mullet Hunter - Greenwood Lake, NY
Okay folks, I've gotten quite a few emails wanting to know just who in the hell is Ibeam The Mullet Hunter. Here he is in living color.
We "met" a few years back when he bought some tattoo memorabilia from me (might have been the other way around, it's been a long time) on eBay.
We've stayed in touch since and he's been a great friend.
What makes him a mullet hunter? Well, he's got about a million pictures of mullets on his myspace page. It's fucking hilarious......
Hey Ken,
I've been reading your blog for a while now and look forward each day to seeing what you are going to post. My favorites are STRAIGHT UP WHITE TRASH and your fishing blogs. I live in Greenwood Lake, NY (about an hour's drive North West of NYC). You and I have been in contact for a number of years now, after our first contact on eBay, and am glad for our internet friendship. Attached is a pic of my sorry ass! Feel free to post.
Easy,
--ibeam.
From Roger - Sao Paulo, Brazil
Wirecutter,
How are you doing?
Well, first of all my name is Roger and I'm from Sao Paulo, Brazil.
I have two blogs (www.zootropole.com.br and www.zootropole.com, which is an English version of the first).
A couple of weeks ago I discovered your blog, and now you are one of my favorites. In fact I'm addicted to it...
I really like to read about your thoughts and opinions - and of course I love all the white trash/gotta be California stuff.
If anytime you decided to get down here, drop me a line partner!
Roger
I'll do that, my Friend. I've never been to Brazil but have always wanted to. I understand they have some outstanding examples of White Trash.
How are you doing?
Well, first of all my name is Roger and I'm from Sao Paulo, Brazil.
I have two blogs (www.zootropole.com.br and www.zootropole.com, which is an English version of the first).
A couple of weeks ago I discovered your blog, and now you are one of my favorites. In fact I'm addicted to it...
I really like to read about your thoughts and opinions - and of course I love all the white trash/gotta be California stuff.
If anytime you decided to get down here, drop me a line partner!
Roger
I'll do that, my Friend. I've never been to Brazil but have always wanted to. I understand they have some outstanding examples of White Trash.
From Ride Fast - SF Bay Area, CA
Wirecutter,
I read your blog because your sense of humor is similar to mine. Your "Straight Up White Trash" and "Must Be California, Again" posts are hilarious. I'm in the SF Bay Area, otherwise a secure and undisclosed location. I too have been through Barstow. I did not stop nor even put a foot down but have felt tarnished ever since. I drink to compensate. Heh.
Totz,
RF from Ride Fast & Shoot Straight
What in the world do all you folks have against Barstow? It's got some of the best meth labs in the nation......
Seen my goat?
Two rednecks are out hunting, and as they're walking along they come upon a mineshaft in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by the size of it. The first hunter says "Wow, that's some hole. I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is?"
The second hunter says "I don't know, let's throw something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."
The first hunter says "There's this old transmission here, give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see."
So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two and three, and heave it in the hole.
They are standing there listening and looking over the edge and they hear a rustling in the brush behind them. As they turn around they see a goat come crashing through the brush, run up to the hole with no hesitation, and jump in headfirst.
While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole, and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks up.
"Say there," says the farmer, "You fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?"
The first hunter says "Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' about a hunert miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this mineshaft here!"
And the old farmer said... "Why, that's impossible, I had him chained to a transmission!"
The second hunter says "I don't know, let's throw something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."
The first hunter says "There's this old transmission here, give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see."
So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two and three, and heave it in the hole.
They are standing there listening and looking over the edge and they hear a rustling in the brush behind them. As they turn around they see a goat come crashing through the brush, run up to the hole with no hesitation, and jump in headfirst.
While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole, and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks up.
"Say there," says the farmer, "You fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?"
The first hunter says "Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' about a hunert miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this mineshaft here!"
And the old farmer said... "Why, that's impossible, I had him chained to a transmission!"
Be careful what you ask for
Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself nude in a mirror, after a relaxing bath. Her frustration over her lack of ability to lose weight was depressing her. In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help. "God... if you take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to you," she prayed.
Then her ears fell off.
Then her ears fell off.
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