Shotgunnin' a beer. You're gonna be puking in your lap later, Sweetie.
Sunday, January 04, 2009
R's guns
Top is a Kimber Ultra Carry - highly concealable and as sweet as any worked over .45 I've seen, but it was that way right out of the box. I got that to celebrate getting my CHL.
Middle is a Glock 17 I've had forever - it is old enough it required the "slam fire" fix that Glock came out with back in the 90's. I paid three hundred or so for it, new in the box, back around 1992.
Bottom is an HK USP 40 that I also got a nice deal on. I don't like it as much as the others, because the grip eats your hands alive during extended firing.
Damn, now I'm drooling on my laptop. There's just something about a little 45 that turns me on.
I've got a Colt 45 ACP Officer's Model that I've had since they first came out.
Nice collection you have there.
Don't mess with Texas
Man, this girl punches like a man and the boy snivels like a baby. You'd think he never got his ass kicked before. Poor baby.
Thanks, RKW
This guy's got way too much time on his hands
This is Scott Wade. Check out what he does with the dirty cars by carefully and artfully removing portions of the dirt. According to his website, he lives real close to a dirt road in San Marcos , Texas ....
Saturday, January 03, 2009
I was here first
If a woman is uncomfortable watching you masturbate …Do you think:
(a) You need more time together,
(b) She’s a prude, or
(c) She should sit somewhere else on the bus?
www.deaddog.com
(a) You need more time together,
(b) She’s a prude, or
(c) She should sit somewhere else on the bus?
www.deaddog.com
Chris's guns
top row: Belgin Hi-power, Star Mod.30, CZ2075 in .40S&W,
bottom row: Taurus Total Titanium in .45 long colt, Llama micromax .380, Kel-tec P3AT
* Sad but the Llama was stolen (little bastards) but has since been replaced with an Auto ordance 1911 stainless!!
Chris sent a total of 5 pictures - I'm going spread them out over a couple of days.
Drugs are bad
Former "Baywatch" star Yasmine Bleeth was arrested in September 2001 by Michigan police and charged with cocaine possession. The actress pleaded guilty to one criminal count and was sentenced in January 2002 to two years probation and 100 hours of community service.
A hangover tip
One of my main goals in life as a youngster was to find the perfect hangover cure - besides the obvious one of not drinking.
I have tried everything from raw eggs before drinking to a glass of pickle juice after waking up. I couldn't find anything that worked except:
Take ONE aspirin (I use Aleve) before starting to drink and one aspirin shortly before you go to bed. It's very important to take the one before you go to bed.
It works for me. I'll wake up without a hangover, maybe a very mild headache at the most.
I have tried everything from raw eggs before drinking to a glass of pickle juice after waking up. I couldn't find anything that worked except:
Take ONE aspirin (I use Aleve) before starting to drink and one aspirin shortly before you go to bed. It's very important to take the one before you go to bed.
It works for me. I'll wake up without a hangover, maybe a very mild headache at the most.
Ibeams Gun
Attached is a photo of my gun, per your recent KNUCKLEDRAGGIN request. It's a 9000-X Super Deluxe Bubble Blower Desperado. After quite a few shots of Mad Dog 20/20 and a six pack of cheap beer, I usually bring out this beauty and take pot shots at what ever I can focus on. Nothing makes me happier then the smell of fresh gunpowder (well in this case, soap and glycerin) as I pull off fantastic shots with my Desperado. She's got literally no recoil and is comparably lighter then other guns of her catagory. Hope you enjoy the photo, and please, don't be jealous of the wonderful firearm that your East Coast buddy is the proud owner of! Keep up the daily blogging - it's a high point in my daily internet life!
Easy,
--Quick Draw ibeam
If
If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can get going without pep pills,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
If you can overlook it when those you love take it out on you when, no fault of yours, things go wrong,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can ignore a friend’s limited education and never correct him,
If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend,
If you can face the world without lies and deceit,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without liquor, If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
If you can say honestly that deep in your heart you have no prejudice against creed, color, religion, or politics,
Then, my Brother, you are as good as your dog.
– Author unknown
http://www.snubnose.info/wordpress/
If you can get going without pep pills,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
If you can overlook it when those you love take it out on you when, no fault of yours, things go wrong,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can ignore a friend’s limited education and never correct him,
If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend,
If you can face the world without lies and deceit,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without liquor, If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
If you can say honestly that deep in your heart you have no prejudice against creed, color, religion, or politics,
Then, my Brother, you are as good as your dog.
– Author unknown
http://www.snubnose.info/wordpress/
Friday, January 02, 2009
Readers' guns
1. Browning Hi-Power 9mm, 13 shot clip, manufactured 1961, original issue as a Brazilian Police sidearm
2. .22 derringer, German manufacture, It says Rohm Sontneum/Brenz across the top, I assume that is the maker, but I don't know. My dad had this gun in the early '60's, I'm not sure where he got it and I ended up with it. So, I am not sure how old it is, or much else about it.
Does anybody know anything about this derringer so I can pass the information back to the owner?
Gotta be California (again)
I know I posted one California picture already today, but I just ran across this one and couldn't pass it up.
Thursday, January 01, 2009
L's Blackhawk
When Hubbs and I first started dating, we had a dinner date at some restaurant or another. I wore a skirt and heels, Hubbs wore slacks and a tie. We decided that before dinner, we would hit our local indoor shooting range.
He had never seen me shoot before, though I had told him stories of what a good shot I was. We showed up at the range, picked up a few targets, and proceeded to the shooting area (Forgive my terminology-just because I can use a gun doesn't mean I know what half this shit is called).
I chose the paper target that was an outline of a man, with all the vital organs detailed-pancreas, heart, stomach, etc...
I said "Watch-I'll shoot him right in the pancreas"-score!
"Watch this-right in the throat"-score!
I hit at least 80% of the body parts I was aiming at that night. In a skirt. And heels. Here's a picture of my baby-a .45 caliber Ruger Blackhawk.
I'm impressed. Not only does she own one of the guns that I would love to have, they go shooting before going on a dinner date.
Yahoo! Yippee!!!
I started thinking Wednesday at work that although there seems to be a mysterious absence of BATs, the trout bite this year is red hot, better than I'd seen it in a long time. I've caught more weight in the past month than I had in the past 2 years and returned all but maybe 20 pounds to be re-caught.
If I wanted to get serious about getting into some BATs, I needed to take some time off work and devote some serious effort into it so I went upstairs to the Big Boss and said "Check this shit out, man. I know it's short notice, but I really need to take next week off."
Oscar got a serious look on his face and said "Sure, you've got the time coming. Is there some sort of emergency, something wrong with the family?"
I decided not to lie to him, so I came out with the truth. "Yeah, some serious problems. I had promised Dad to put him into some big trout and I keep coming up short. I need to keep him on the lakes all next week. This bite ain't gonna last forever."
"Wait a minute - not catching fish doesn't constitute an emergency......."
"I didn't say I wasn't catching fish, I said I wasn't catching BIG fish. And that's an emergency to me."
"Get the fuck out of my office."
"Can I have next week off?"
"Yes. I know that look. If I didn't give it to you, you'd just call in sick. Now get the fuck out of my office. Now."
YAHOOOOOOO!
If I wanted to get serious about getting into some BATs, I needed to take some time off work and devote some serious effort into it so I went upstairs to the Big Boss and said "Check this shit out, man. I know it's short notice, but I really need to take next week off."
Oscar got a serious look on his face and said "Sure, you've got the time coming. Is there some sort of emergency, something wrong with the family?"
I decided not to lie to him, so I came out with the truth. "Yeah, some serious problems. I had promised Dad to put him into some big trout and I keep coming up short. I need to keep him on the lakes all next week. This bite ain't gonna last forever."
"Wait a minute - not catching fish doesn't constitute an emergency......."
"I didn't say I wasn't catching fish, I said I wasn't catching BIG fish. And that's an emergency to me."
"Get the fuck out of my office."
"Can I have next week off?"
"Yes. I know that look. If I didn't give it to you, you'd just call in sick. Now get the fuck out of my office. Now."
YAHOOOOOOO!
That'll work
If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you follow these instructions:.
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start up.
4. Make sure the person that is annoying you, can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
6. Then hit this link.
http://smallbitsandpieces.blogspot.com/
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start up.
4. Make sure the person that is annoying you, can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
6. Then hit this link.
http://smallbitsandpieces.blogspot.com/
Gun pictures
Deaddog.com had a thing a while back where he was asking readers to send in pictures of them in their thongs. It was a good idea (I thought so anyways) but I want to go one better.
If you've got a picture of a gun that you're proud of, send me a picture so I can post it. If you want to tell me a little about it, I'll include that in the post too. I won't disclose your name, location or email, and please make sure the serial numbers don't show. If it does, I'll obscure for you - I don't want to set anybody up for a theft, either by criminals or our Government.
Yes Deb, BB guns too.
If you've got a picture of a gun that you're proud of, send me a picture so I can post it. If you want to tell me a little about it, I'll include that in the post too. I won't disclose your name, location or email, and please make sure the serial numbers don't show. If it does, I'll obscure for you - I don't want to set anybody up for a theft, either by criminals or our Government.
Yes Deb, BB guns too.
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