Are you kidding Andy??? I bet after a couple (dozen) beers you'd... um... nah, forget it. I don't even think a brother would want to hit it. On second thought... maybe they would...
well jim here is a true life story i guess it was late last year early this year 2 friends and i drank 300 bucks worth of booze at the pool hall i know i had a 12 pack of budlight in me and about that many mixed drinks as i was leaving the restroom and all the blinky lights on the juke box caught my eye...i knew i was in trouble then so i tried ot ignore it but ended up leaning forward to try to make it to a support post to hold onto to catch my balance...i ended up falling on two bar stools and a 300 hundred pound behemoth redhead asked me if i was alright as i was laying on the floor i aksed for help to get up so she didnt just give a helping hand that bitch pick me up (im 243 pounds in my work boots)and sat me back on my stool that chick wanted to take me home even as drunk as i was i declined...soo no no fat chicks a lil chunky is ok
and as far as the brothers go down here they tend to like redheads which was a bitch when my ex and i where together because lets say im *racialy aware* and she was hot as hell
man i wouldnt even hit that!
ReplyDeleteAre you kidding Andy??? I bet after a couple (dozen) beers you'd... um... nah, forget it. I don't even think a brother would want to hit it. On second thought... maybe they would...
ReplyDeleteI finally found something that Andy wouldn't hit!
ReplyDeletewell jim here is a true life story i guess it was late last year early this year 2 friends and i drank 300 bucks worth of booze at the pool hall i know i had a 12 pack of budlight in me and about that many mixed drinks as i was leaving the restroom and all the blinky lights on the juke box caught my eye...i knew i was in trouble then so i tried ot ignore it but ended up leaning forward to try to make it to a support post to hold onto to catch my balance...i ended up falling on two bar stools and a 300 hundred pound behemoth redhead asked me if i was alright as i was laying on the floor i aksed for help to get up so she didnt just give a helping hand that bitch pick me up (im 243 pounds in my work boots)and sat me back on my stool that chick wanted to take me home even as drunk as i was i declined...soo no no fat chicks a lil chunky is ok
ReplyDeleteand as far as the brothers go down here they tend to like redheads which was a bitch when my ex and i where together because lets say im *racialy aware* and she was hot as hell