Sunday, March 15, 2009

PC my ass!

A Mexican, a Black, and a Texan were walking together on a beach when the Black stumbled over a bottle in the sand.
He picked up the bottle, rubbed the sand off it, and a Genie appeared.

"I can only grant three wishes," the Genie said. "Since there are three of you, you may have a wish apiece." Pointing at the Black, he said, "Since you found the bottle, you may have the first wish."

The Black studied for a moment then said, "I wish for a fleet of ships so that I can gather all my people and take them back to our homeland, Africa."

Poof! It was done! Hundreds of ships appeared on the skyline.

The Mexican said, "I weesh for enough Cheby peekups to take all my people back to our homeland, May-he-co!"
Poof! It was done! Row after row of Chevrolet Pickups appeared on the beach.

Turning to the Texan, the Genie asked, "And what is your wish?"
The Texan watched as the loaded pickups began moving toward the border, then looked out to sea and watched the loaded ships sailing off into the sunset and said, "Just give me a Bud Light. It doesn't get any better than this!"

Thanks Yolo. You rock!!


Andy said...

:D..well it should be a is the national beer of texas

wirecutter said...

I was going to change it to Lonestar, but some of them back-east folks like Deb wouldn't get it then.

yolo said...

what's a lonestar? I'm from Papst Blue Ribbon country!

Andy said...

lonestar brewery is owned by papst its good ice cold the regular taste like horse piss with diabetes but the light is freaking awesome wish there was someway you could taste it