Monday, March 02, 2009

White House Gardener dismissed

It has just been reported that the head gardener at The White House has been dismissed after 28 years of loyal service to many US presidents.
When interviewed, the gardener protested his innocence and said, "All I did was go into the Oval Office and ask Has anyone seen the spade and hoe?"

Shit Yolo, here we go again.....

4 comments:

Lana said...

I can't believe there are no comments yet - this is funny!!! Are people just afraid of not being politically correct...? Well, not to worry - I've noticed when you enter the political correctness thought control program, you have to check your sense of humor at the door. :) I'm with you - roast EVERYBODY, then nobody can whine!

Tattoo Jim said...

The men in the dark suits and shades with short haircuts and little buds in their ears will be out to see you shortly... can I have your magnum????

wirecutter said...

Lana - My regular commenters don't need to say anything and everybody else know's I'll tell 'em to fuck off.
But thanks for your opinion, you sound like my kinda people!!

dana said...

jeesh. I had ONE PHOTO of a black cat (the kitty kind) in dreadlocks on my blog and nearly got my ass beat!!