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Monday, September 28, 2009

This is an outrage!!!!!!!

I just heard on Redeye that the fucking Dummycrats are considering passing a bill that outlaws Ultra-Plush Toilet paper because it requires older timber to make.
Oh, hell NO!!!!!!!
I have a delicate heinie, ya know. I need my Ultra-Plush Charmin.

8 comments:

  1. No shit Wirecutter! As you get older, some parts don't toughen up like you'd think... my posterior being one of them... 2 ply soft, thank you!

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  2. TJ and Wirecutter use toilet paper? Get out! I find that very hard to believe.

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  3. I have a delicate heinie, ya know.˙˙˙˙ʍou op ı...and DAMN! That ain't a pretty sight...

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  4. The only thing i'll say 'bout my ass is this..."IT IS A ONE WAY STREET"!
    But... I do like the thick and soft t.p.

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  5. Guess we'll have to wipe our asses on the fuckin' democraps now. They're all soft and mushy.....

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