Sunday, September 27, 2009

This is an outrage!!!!!!!

I just heard on Redeye that the fucking Dummycrats are considering passing a bill that outlaws Ultra-Plush Toilet paper because it requires older timber to make.
Oh, hell NO!!!!!!!
I have a delicate heinie, ya know. I need my Ultra-Plush Charmin.

8 comments:

badgirl33 said...

pussy :P

Tattoo Jim said...

No shit Wirecutter! As you get older, some parts don't toughen up like you'd think... my posterior being one of them... 2 ply soft, thank you!

YOLO said...

squeezers!!

Deb said...

TJ and Wirecutter use toilet paper? Get out! I find that very hard to believe.

Sir Richard said...

I have a delicate heinie, ya know.˙˙˙˙ʍou op ı...and DAMN! That ain't a pretty sight...

Will said...

The only thing i'll say 'bout my ass is this..."IT IS A ONE WAY STREET"!
But... I do like the thick and soft t.p.

ErnestThing said...

FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS! :)

The Angry Patriot said...

Guess we'll have to wipe our asses on the fuckin' democraps now. They're all soft and mushy.....