Gotta be California (again)

Strange......

This is tooooooooo weird!
Have you ever noticed that if you rearrange the letters in “illegal immigrants” and add a few more letters, it actually spells out: “Fuck off and go home all you benefit stealing, kid producing, non English-speaking cocksuckers, and take those hairy-faced, sandal wearing, bomb making, goat fucking, mutton eating, smelly raghead bastards with you.”
How weird is that ??

Dammit Yolo, I just made nice with an apology and now you send me this knowing that I couldn't pass it up.
Good job.....

Bacon. Mmmmm, bacon.....

Never too much bacon......

Happy Birthday, Russ

It's been almost 24 years since you left this life of tears behind.
Miss ya, Bro.

Father of the Year

He takes the baby to a bachelor party?

And who's the woman in the background? The mother?

My kinda people......

Alaskan Clydesdale

Only in Alaska ....... This guy raised an abandoned moose calf with his horses, and believe it or not, he has trained it for lumber removal and other hauling tasks. Given the 2,000 pounds of robust muscle, and the splayed, grippy hooves, he claims it is the best work animal he has. He says the secret to keeping the moose around is a sweet salt lick, although during the rut he disappears for a couple of weeks, but always comes home....

There's bound to be someone out there that would raise an objection to using a "wild" animal for what he does, but I say Hey! if he always comes home, what's the problem?

PS to my comment below

Bunk & Nightmare, if you'll hit the email link in my profile, I'd appreciate it. I'd like to thank ya'll personally for your comments.
-Wirecutter

My humble apologies

All right now, I'm going to do something I never did before, which is retracting a post.
Both Nightmare Believer and Bunk Strutt pulled my ass up short - I made a post that shouldn't have been made. I criticized another faith and not in a joking manner. I make a big deal out of the rights we have in the US and I just showed my narrow line of thinking with that post. Had it been a comment I wouldn't have published it and I am man enough to admit that I was dead wrong in posting it. I'll freely admit that I had a bit much to drink when I did make the post but that's no excuse. I apologize to any and all that read it and was offended.

Machinegun Granny

This is GREAT!!!!!!

From Tattoo Jim

Straight Up White Trash, God Bless him

Thanks, Bookmole

A Calico Buck

What a trip, huh?

Superbowl food

Thanks, Yolo

If you insist, Doc

As men age, we end up seeing more and more of the Medical establishment, which nowadays, has more and more women in it. For example, my family doctor recently referred me to a female urologist. I saw her yesterday and she is absolutely gorgeous. She's beautiful and unbelievably sexy. She told me that I must stop masturbating. I asked her why, and she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you."

Well, we found the car....

Gotta be California (again)

A cake for every occasion

More flying fuck ups

Straight Up White Trash, God Bless 'em

Hey Ramon!

Where the hell are you, man?
I haven't heard anything from you in a long-ass time.

Valentine's Day is sneaking up

Kill the little bastard on sight.

Fan mail

The "Guess what this is" post from earlier today wasn't up 5 minutes before I got my first comment. I'll share it with all of you.

"This is the most racist thing I've heard in a long time. I'll never come back to this site again!"

My reply:
Fuck you. It was a joke.

AAAAAmen!

I'm pissed (again)

Does it offend anybody but me that during the campaigns, the subject of Obama's muslim ties were kept off limits by his people but in his very first public speech (in a muslim nation, no less) he bragged on his muslim (notice that I refuse to capitalize that word) background? And that he assured his listeners that "America is not your enemy?"
I wonder what our friend Israel thinks about that?

Fuck that socialist son of a bitch and the Secret Service that I wish will read this.

Guess what this is

"Foe Foe Fie - Nie Nie Sebin - Foe Sebin Foe Fie"


What do you think it means?
Give up yet?
It's the new phone number at the white house.

Thanks, Rotten Randy

Economic Stimulus Payment (by Dave Barry)

"This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format:
Q. "What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?"
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Q. "Where will the government get this money?"
A. From taxpayers.
Q. "So the government is giving me back my own money?"
A. Only a smidgen.
Q. "What is the purpose of this payment?"
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
Q. "But isn't that stimulating the economy of China? "
A. Shut up.


Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:
If you spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.
If you spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.
If you purchase a computer it will go to India.
If you purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala (unless you buy organic).
If you buy a car it will go to Japan.
If you purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan. And none of it will help the American economy.

We need to keep that money here in America. You can keep the money in America by spending it at yard sales, going to a baseball game, or spend it on prostitutes, beer (domestic ONLY), or tattoos, since those are the only businesses still in the US.

BUNK, YA OWE ME AN EMAIL BEER!!!!!

Here in Wisconsin....

Winter is almost over; we can see the deer wandering around now.

From Yolo

Gotta get these!

Since you're up, you better make yourself some breakfast,
sunny-side up?? Have a great day ahead of you!
-Yolo (You Only Live Once, so kick ass on the way out!!)

Good morning, People!!!

Gotta be California (again)

And the bride wore.....

I bet his nickname is Bear

Thanks, Yolo

My baby picture

Thanks, Yolo

Mama, quit shittin' on me!!!!!!!!

Thanks, http://www.playusout.com/

I couldn't resist

Okay, I confess.
I drank a beer tonight.
8 or 9 of them motherfuckers as a matter of fact. Tall Boys, too.
Thanks for talking some sense into me, Ibeam.
Love and Respect, Bro
-Wirecutter

Help me out here....

I'm trying to figure out if this li'l fucker is gonna be gay or is he a tit man starting young?

A new blog

I just got a link to a new blog that ya'll might enjoy.
They've got a nice set-up and some funny shit.
Check it out at:
http://www.playusout.com/

That's some serious shit there

Taking that running a bit serious, don't you think??? I'd hate to be following this asshole.
Tattoo Jim

DAMN JIM, I WAS EATING!!!!!

Give a guy some warning next time, will ya??

Well trained, Jim. WELL trained.

Hey Wireman, this is MY long, lost son!!!
Tattoo Jim

Don't ya know....

One thing about Obama getting elected and moving into the White House:
It just goes to show that no matter how hard a Brotha works, no matter how far he advances, he's still going be to living in Government housing.

Thanks to Cute Li'l Julie from work.

Can you take a hint?

I've been that fucked up before

Bacon. Mmmmm, bacon.....

Now that's a lot of fucking bacon!!!

Gotta be California (again)

AAAAAmen!

Aw shit!!!

Tattoo Jim

Whack 'er with that hammer again

Maybe not from that angle.....

Thanks, Yolo

White Trash hunting

Thanks, Jim. But what I want to know is why the orange lid? Is he afraid that somebody will take him for a deer having a beer and a bath?