The T-shirt's dated but....

goddamn, she's FINE!!!

No comment needed, AC. I know you'd hit it.

Damn, Yolo.......

From YOLO (You Only Live Once)

What, no hate mail on "Black Monopoly"?

Have I weeded all the sensitive fuckers out?????

I can see the hate mail already....

Damn VC, this is GREAT!!!!!!!

http://throwtheball.blogspot.com/

Me too, Jim

From Tattoo Jim

Oh yeah. She's hot.

She's wearing waders. That's a plus....

Yes ma'am, they surely are

Bacon. Mmmmm, bacon.....

Bacon flavored Jelly Beans. Fucking ingenious!!!!!!!

Talk about a sticky situation

Shit, Yolo! Why do you send me this stuff????

Yeah, act your age

Hahahahaha!!!!!

50 midgets pulling a plane... aw come on, you know that's fucking funny!!!
-Tattoo Jim

Strong li'l fuckers, aren't they?

-Wirecutter

Hmmm......

O.K. its a wooden door with figures on it but what's that chick on the right have in her hand????
-Tattoo Jim

My weekend so far

One of the traffic clerks, after noticing that I was in a fucked up mood last week, asked what was bothering me and looking me in the eye with a serious expression on her face suggested that I try "Aroma Therapy."
I started to tell her to go fuck her California self but thought "What the hell, it can't hurt" so Friday after work I went to the range and burned off a few boxes.
And you know what? It worked!!!! I love the smell of burning gun powder......
Yesterday morning I picked up Dad and headed south to Turlock for the gun show. It was a small event and I didn't find half the shit I was looking for but it was nice to be around gun people. And I only spent $170.
After the show we stopped by a gun shop where one of my partners worked and visited for a bit, but the best part of the day was when I dropped Dad off at his house and he turned and gave me a goofy grin and said "Thanks Fucker, I had a GREAT time!"
Love my Pops.....

And what time will you be over???

Made for each other

Is that a stick in your pocket?

If you're happy and you know it,

Show some wood....

-Tattoo Jim

White Trash Love Poem

SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE,

SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE.

SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL,

SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO.

PAPPY TOLD HER,

"SUSIE GAL,

YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER.

I'D JUST AS SOON YA MA DON'T KNOW,

BUT JOE IS YA HALF BROTHER."

SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOE

AND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL.

BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS,

HE SAID, "THERE'S TROUBLE STILL.

YOU CAN'T MARRY WILL, MY GAL,

AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YA MOTHER.

BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MO'

I KNOW IS YO' HALF BROTHER."

BUT MAMA KNEW AND SAID,

"MY CHILD,

JUST DO WHAT MAKES YA HAPPY.

MARRY WILL OR MARRY JOE;

YOU AIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY."

***************************

(Kinda brings a tear to your eye, don't it?)

Thanks, Mom. Or Cousin Mom....

FTW again!!!!

No problems this morning.
I just like saying Fuck The World.

For Ibeam the Mullet Hunter

Thanks, John.

http://nonamedufus.blogspot.com/

Oh yeah. She's hot.

Damn Girl, go eat some bacon. Lots and lots of bacon.......

My future second ex-wife

Count 'em

We know she can count to at least 21

Bacon. Mmmmm, bacon.....

Wrong, wrong, wrong

Guy is sitting in his living room watching TV when all of a sudden the door bursts open and his girlfriend storms through. "You fucking asshole!" she screams and heads into the bedroom. Stunned, the man walks toward the bedroom, wondering "now what have I done?"
Inside the bedroom he finds the girl furiously packing a suitcase. He asks her what's up. She responds with a hiss, "My therapist says that I should leave you and that you're a pedophile!" The man responds, "Wow... pedophile... that's a big word for a 12 year old."

FTW

Sorry about the lack of posts these past couple of days but between work and life kicking my ass, I'm just not in the mood to laugh.
Check back tomorrow night,
-Wirecutter