Thanks again Yolo!
Monday, February 23, 2009
Read this, Obama
"The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government."
Thomas Jefferson
Thomas Jefferson
For Ibeam the Mullet Hunter
GREEN BAY, Wis. (AP) -- The hairstyle is short on the top and long in the back, and in Green Bay the mullet has it's very own street signs - at least when the signs haven't been stolen. Mullet Place may not be named for the kind of hair design that became popular a few decades ago, but fans apparently like to grab the signs anyway because they disappear several times a year.
"We've gone through a lot of Mullet Place signs," said Chris Pirlot of the city Public Works Department. "My only guess is that people are still in love with the '70s and '80s when the mullet haircut was prominent. I don't know."
At times, every sign on the two-block street has been gone, frustrating some residents.
"When you tell somebody directions how to get to your place, you've got to tell them it's the third road on the left, because there's no sign to tell them how to get to Mullet Place," said Richard Fleischfresser.
The city has attempted to stop the thievery by mounting the signs beyond anyone's reach, about 20 feet from the ground.
"We've gone through a lot of Mullet Place signs," said Chris Pirlot of the city Public Works Department. "My only guess is that people are still in love with the '70s and '80s when the mullet haircut was prominent. I don't know."
At times, every sign on the two-block street has been gone, frustrating some residents.
"When you tell somebody directions how to get to your place, you've got to tell them it's the third road on the left, because there's no sign to tell them how to get to Mullet Place," said Richard Fleischfresser.
The city has attempted to stop the thievery by mounting the signs beyond anyone's reach, about 20 feet from the ground.
Kids ain't REAL stupid
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.
"You know what?" says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we started cussing."
The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass."
The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
"I don't know" he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!"
"You know what?" says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we started cussing."
The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass."
The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
"I don't know" he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!"
Where Lingling head?
This just goes to show ya, when your neighbor tells you to "shut that fucking dog up" before he rips its head off, take heed.
Thanks, Yolo
Heh heh heh.....
Sorry Lulabelle, I know this is your favorite strip but I just had to post this one.
Sunday, February 22, 2009
What, you think I care?
You are on the bus when you suddenly realize you need to fart. The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop. As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and that's when you remember:
You've been listening to your ipod.
You've been listening to your ipod.
Screwed in the ass?
"19th century, Persia. Anonymous artist. Persian warrior in coitus with a pleased donkey. Donkey is restrained."
Have sex with a donkey and then go blow yourself up... yep, those wacky Persian's.
-Tattoo Jim
Have sex with a donkey and then go blow yourself up... yep, those wacky Persian's.
-Tattoo Jim
Friday, February 20, 2009
Tweekers - Yeah, Phoenix has 'em too
A Phoenix woman was arrested Valentine's day in Sedona after she was found with methamphetamine and heroin in her dress.
Officials from the Yavapai County Sheriff's Office said they received a call of suspicious activity at about 10:15 a.m. on February 14th, along Lower Red Rock Loop in Sedona. Sedona police officers were in the area and found a female, barefoot and wearing an evening dress, being chased by a male wearing dress clothes. Officers said they held the couple until YCSO deputies arrived. The pair reportedly had been involved in a non-physical argument.
The woman, identified as 25-year-old Randi Bridges of Phoenix, was found to have an outstanding felony arrest warrant out of Maricopa County. While talking with Bridges, officers suspected she was under the influence of illegal drugs. She was searched by a female officer on the scene, who found two syringes and a plastic bag containing heroin which fell from her clothing. Prescription pills were also later found in the Sedona police vehicle where Bridges was held until YCSO arrived.
The male was released at the scene and Bridges was arrested for the warrant and drug possession charges. She was transported to the Verde Detention Center and during a search of her property, a silver spoon was found, which along with the syringes, tested positive for methamphetamine. A check of Bridges’ wallet revealed a baggie containing methamphetamine.
Bridges was booked on the warrant and other charges including Possession of Dangerous Drugs, Possession of Narcotic Drugs and several counts of Possession of Drug Paraphernalia.
Thanks, Beverly!
Here we go again.....
What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?
A pizza can feed a family.....
A pizza can feed a family.....
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Yet he has no nose hair
Radhakant Baijpai- The Guinness World record holder for the longest ear hair in the world!
His ear hair measures at around 25 cm. and is still growing. They should also measure his eyebrow hair, because he probably can take that record too.
58-year-old Radhakant is proud of his ear pubies and has been growing them out since he was 18.
It's a symbol of good luck. His wife has begged him to cut that shit, but Radhakant isn't hearing it.
No, he probably can't hear it, because that ear fur is in his way! Radhakant regularly gets his ear pubies trimmed, shampooed and conditioned.
Thinks of all the hot earstyles he can do with that mess. He can do a side ponytail, beehive, afro, etc.. etc..
His ear hair measures at around 25 cm. and is still growing. They should also measure his eyebrow hair, because he probably can take that record too.
58-year-old Radhakant is proud of his ear pubies and has been growing them out since he was 18.
It's a symbol of good luck. His wife has begged him to cut that shit, but Radhakant isn't hearing it.
No, he probably can't hear it, because that ear fur is in his way! Radhakant regularly gets his ear pubies trimmed, shampooed and conditioned.
Thinks of all the hot earstyles he can do with that mess. He can do a side ponytail, beehive, afro, etc.. etc..
It kind of looks like a skunk tried to crawl from one ear to the other but got stuck!
YOLO!!!! Dammit, I choked on my bacon when I saw that shit.
Yeah. What he said.
" We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird,
and when we find someone whose weirdness
is compatible with ours, we join up with them
and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love."
— unknown
Thanks again, Yolo
and when we find someone whose weirdness
is compatible with ours, we join up with them
and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love."
— unknown
Thanks again, Yolo
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Perspective (from Tattoo Jim)
A man had lost one of his arms in an accident. One day he felt terribly depressed and decided to commit suicide.
He got into an elevator and went to the top of a building to jump off. He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw this man skipping along, whistling and kicking up his heels. He looked closer and saw this man didn't have any arms at all. He started thinking, what am I doing up here feeling sorry for myself. I still have one good arm to do things with. There goes a man with no arms skipping down the sidewalk happy and going on with his life. He hurried down to the street and caught up to the man with no arms.
He told him how glad he was to see him because he had lost one of his arms and felt ugly and useless and was going to kill himself. He thanked him again for saving his life and he knew he could make it with one arm if that guy could go on with no arms.
The man with no arms began dancing and kicking up his heels again.
The one armed man asked, "Why are you so happy anyway?"
He said, "I'm NOT happy …. my ass itches."
You're right, Jim. That shit was funny!
He got into an elevator and went to the top of a building to jump off. He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw this man skipping along, whistling and kicking up his heels. He looked closer and saw this man didn't have any arms at all. He started thinking, what am I doing up here feeling sorry for myself. I still have one good arm to do things with. There goes a man with no arms skipping down the sidewalk happy and going on with his life. He hurried down to the street and caught up to the man with no arms.
He told him how glad he was to see him because he had lost one of his arms and felt ugly and useless and was going to kill himself. He thanked him again for saving his life and he knew he could make it with one arm if that guy could go on with no arms.
The man with no arms began dancing and kicking up his heels again.
The one armed man asked, "Why are you so happy anyway?"
He said, "I'm NOT happy …. my ass itches."
You're right, Jim. That shit was funny!
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