Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Fuck you Obama, you Socialist cocksucker!!
I'm sorry, but I just feel better when I say shit like that.
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Check out the tail number on the new Air Force One
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Yolo, you're getting me in trouble!!!
Been there, done that
Something tells me that this is a posed picture. All the cans are upright and not a puddle of puke in sight. Maybe they're just a bunch of lightweight pussies. What do you think, Ibeam?
Monday, February 23, 2009
Read this, Obama
"The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government."
Thomas Jefferson
Thomas Jefferson
For Ibeam the Mullet Hunter
GREEN BAY, Wis. (AP) -- The hairstyle is short on the top and long in the back, and in Green Bay the mullet has it's very own street signs - at least when the signs haven't been stolen. Mullet Place may not be named for the kind of hair design that became popular a few decades ago, but fans apparently like to grab the signs anyway because they disappear several times a year.
"We've gone through a lot of Mullet Place signs," said Chris Pirlot of the city Public Works Department. "My only guess is that people are still in love with the '70s and '80s when the mullet haircut was prominent. I don't know."
At times, every sign on the two-block street has been gone, frustrating some residents.
"When you tell somebody directions how to get to your place, you've got to tell them it's the third road on the left, because there's no sign to tell them how to get to Mullet Place," said Richard Fleischfresser.
The city has attempted to stop the thievery by mounting the signs beyond anyone's reach, about 20 feet from the ground.
"We've gone through a lot of Mullet Place signs," said Chris Pirlot of the city Public Works Department. "My only guess is that people are still in love with the '70s and '80s when the mullet haircut was prominent. I don't know."
At times, every sign on the two-block street has been gone, frustrating some residents.
"When you tell somebody directions how to get to your place, you've got to tell them it's the third road on the left, because there's no sign to tell them how to get to Mullet Place," said Richard Fleischfresser.
The city has attempted to stop the thievery by mounting the signs beyond anyone's reach, about 20 feet from the ground.
Kids ain't REAL stupid
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.
"You know what?" says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we started cussing."
The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass."
The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
"I don't know" he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!"
"You know what?" says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we started cussing."
The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass."
The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
"I don't know" he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!"
Where Lingling head?
This just goes to show ya, when your neighbor tells you to "shut that fucking dog up" before he rips its head off, take heed.
Thanks, Yolo
Heh heh heh.....
Sorry Lulabelle, I know this is your favorite strip but I just had to post this one.
Sunday, February 22, 2009
What, you think I care?
You are on the bus when you suddenly realize you need to fart. The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop. As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and that's when you remember:
You've been listening to your ipod.
You've been listening to your ipod.
Screwed in the ass?
"19th century, Persia. Anonymous artist. Persian warrior in coitus with a pleased donkey. Donkey is restrained."
Have sex with a donkey and then go blow yourself up... yep, those wacky Persian's.
-Tattoo Jim
Have sex with a donkey and then go blow yourself up... yep, those wacky Persian's.
-Tattoo Jim
Friday, February 20, 2009
Tweekers - Yeah, Phoenix has 'em too
A Phoenix woman was arrested Valentine's day in Sedona after she was found with methamphetamine and heroin in her dress.
Officials from the Yavapai County Sheriff's Office said they received a call of suspicious activity at about 10:15 a.m. on February 14th, along Lower Red Rock Loop in Sedona. Sedona police officers were in the area and found a female, barefoot and wearing an evening dress, being chased by a male wearing dress clothes. Officers said they held the couple until YCSO deputies arrived. The pair reportedly had been involved in a non-physical argument.
The woman, identified as 25-year-old Randi Bridges of Phoenix, was found to have an outstanding felony arrest warrant out of Maricopa County. While talking with Bridges, officers suspected she was under the influence of illegal drugs. She was searched by a female officer on the scene, who found two syringes and a plastic bag containing heroin which fell from her clothing. Prescription pills were also later found in the Sedona police vehicle where Bridges was held until YCSO arrived.
The male was released at the scene and Bridges was arrested for the warrant and drug possession charges. She was transported to the Verde Detention Center and during a search of her property, a silver spoon was found, which along with the syringes, tested positive for methamphetamine. A check of Bridges’ wallet revealed a baggie containing methamphetamine.
Bridges was booked on the warrant and other charges including Possession of Dangerous Drugs, Possession of Narcotic Drugs and several counts of Possession of Drug Paraphernalia.
Thanks, Beverly!
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