Monday, March 02, 2009
Denny's Breakfast Special
In honor of the mother of the octuplets, Denny's is offering a new breakfast meal called the Octomama:
You get eight eggs, no sausage, and the guy next to you has to pay the bill.
Not bad, Yolo. Not bad at all....
You get eight eggs, no sausage, and the guy next to you has to pay the bill.
Not bad, Yolo. Not bad at all....
Hey, they asked for it!
As the CFO of my business that employees 140 people, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our next President, and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, I figure that the clients will have to see an increase in our fees to them of about 8%. But since we cannot increase our fees right now due to the dismal state of our economy, we will have to lay off six of our employees instead. This has really been eating at me for a while, as we believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who will have to go.
So, this is what I did. I strolled through our parking lot and found 8 Obama bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the first to be laid off. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem.
These folks wanted change;
I gave it to them.
-Yolo
So, this is what I did. I strolled through our parking lot and found 8 Obama bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the first to be laid off. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem.
These folks wanted change;
I gave it to them.
-Yolo
White House Gardener dismissed
It has just been reported that the head gardener at The White House has been dismissed after 28 years of loyal service to many US presidents.
When interviewed, the gardener protested his innocence and said, "All I did was go into the Oval Office and ask Has anyone seen the spade and hoe?"
Shit Yolo, here we go again.....
When interviewed, the gardener protested his innocence and said, "All I did was go into the Oval Office and ask Has anyone seen the spade and hoe?"
Shit Yolo, here we go again.....
Sunday, March 01, 2009
You may be a Taliban if....
You may be a taliban if......
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least two.
10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.
-Tattoo Jim
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least two.
10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.
-Tattoo Jim
Uh-oh.....
ALWAYS tie the dog to the driver's side wheel so you don't forget him. But if you do forget, drive by my house so I can have a good laugh. I hate poodles.....
Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers
# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.
# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.
# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...
# 1 - They Can't wear their helmets sideways.
-David Letterman
# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.
# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.
# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...
# 1 - They Can't wear their helmets sideways.
-David Letterman
Friday, February 27, 2009
Gone for the weekend
Check this shit out.
My Sweetie is here and is planning to spend the weekend and do all kinds of neat things to me so I will be (ahem) busy.
See ya'll Sunday night.
-Wirecutter
My Sweetie is here and is planning to spend the weekend and do all kinds of neat things to me so I will be (ahem) busy.
See ya'll Sunday night.
-Wirecutter
Thursday, February 26, 2009
My favorite new site
Lots of babes, videos and other cool stuff.
http://www.what-a-weirdo-world.info/
http://www.what-a-weirdo-world.info/
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Fuck you Obama, you Socialist cocksucker!!
I'm sorry, but I just feel better when I say shit like that.
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Check out the tail number on the new Air Force One
Click to enlarge
Yolo, you're getting me in trouble!!!
Been there, done that
Something tells me that this is a posed picture. All the cans are upright and not a puddle of puke in sight. Maybe they're just a bunch of lightweight pussies. What do you think, Ibeam?
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