Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Monday, March 09, 2009
Gotta be California (again)
I asked for a Three Musketeers candy bar
not Three Muskyqueers from a pansy bar!
not Three Muskyqueers from a pansy bar!
-Yolo
Gotta Love Redneck Women
A Mexican, an Arab, and a redneck girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice."
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either."
The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her .45 and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says,
"In America, there are so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice."
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either."
The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her .45 and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says,
"In America, there are so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."
Another blog I love
Gotta check out Funktards, guys. Definitely a man's view.....
http://www.funktards.com/
http://www.funktards.com/
Sunday, March 08, 2009
Good Morning from Tattoo Jim
Hey Ken,
You're always sending out "Good Morning" to us, I'm sending one back to you, man!
GOOD MORNING, WIRECUTTER!!!
-Tattoo Jim
You're always sending out "Good Morning" to us, I'm sending one back to you, man!
GOOD MORNING, WIRECUTTER!!!
-Tattoo Jim
Thankee Jim, that's damned decent of you! And a good morning it is!!!
From Tattoo Jim to you...
One more, Wirecutter, for you, YOLO, AC, Ibeam, Deb, VC, Badgirl33, and everyone else who's a fan of your blog!!! We all belong to this Black Sheep Crew.
My Sweetie
If I didn't know it before, I knew my Baby is the one for me when I had my head in her lap last night and she was hand feeding me bacon.
Bacon. Mmmmm, bacon.
Bacon. Mmmmm, bacon.
New police dogs for Detroit
THE DETROIT POLICE DEPARTMENT ANNOUNCED THIS MORNING THAT ALL GERMAN SHEPHERD POLICE DOGS WILL BE REPLACED BY COON HOUNDS, DUE TO THE FACT THE CITY IS NOT HAVING ANY PROBLEMS WITH GERMANS.
Okay, direct all hate mail to Yolo.
You gotta admit though that shit is FUNNY!
Saturday, March 07, 2009
Trapped again!
Okay, once again I'm having a busy weekend. No posts until Sunday PM.
Sorry, but some things (and a woman) are more important to me than my blog.....
Y'all understand, I'm sure.
Sorry, but some things (and a woman) are more important to me than my blog.....
Y'all understand, I'm sure.
Thursday, March 05, 2009
Wednesday, March 04, 2009
Al-Zarqawi in Paradise
Al-Zarqawi arrives in heaven.
There he is greeted by George Washington, who proceeds to slap him across the face and yell at him, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"
Patrick Henry approaches and punches Al-Zarqawi in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed."
James Madison enters, kicks Al-Zarqawi in the balls and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"
Thomas Jefferson comes in and proceeds to beat Al-Zarqawi many times with a long cane and said, "It was evil men like you that provided me the inspiration to pen the Declaration of Independence!".
These beatings and thrashings continued as John Rudolph, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans came in and unleashed their anger on the Muslim terrorist leader.
As Al-Zarqawi lays bleeding and writhing in unbearable pain an Angel appears. Al-Zarqawi, weeping in pain, says to the Angel, "This is not what you promised me."
The Angel replies, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in heaven. What did you think I said?"
-Tattoo Jim
There he is greeted by George Washington, who proceeds to slap him across the face and yell at him, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"
Patrick Henry approaches and punches Al-Zarqawi in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed."
James Madison enters, kicks Al-Zarqawi in the balls and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"
Thomas Jefferson comes in and proceeds to beat Al-Zarqawi many times with a long cane and said, "It was evil men like you that provided me the inspiration to pen the Declaration of Independence!".
These beatings and thrashings continued as John Rudolph, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans came in and unleashed their anger on the Muslim terrorist leader.
As Al-Zarqawi lays bleeding and writhing in unbearable pain an Angel appears. Al-Zarqawi, weeping in pain, says to the Angel, "This is not what you promised me."
The Angel replies, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in heaven. What did you think I said?"
-Tattoo Jim
Jim, Jim, Jim.....
There will only be 49 contestants in the Miss Black America contest this year. No one wants to wear the sash that says, "IDAHO".
-Tattoo Jim
-Tattoo Jim
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