The state of Arizona listened to the Wise Old Indian... When told the reason for daylight saving time the old Indian said, "Only a white man would believe that you could cut a foot off the top of a blanket and sew it to the bottom of a blanket and have a longer blanket."
A Mexican, a Black, and a Texan were walking together on a beach when the Black stumbled over a bottle in the sand. He picked up the bottle, rubbed the sand off it, and a Genie appeared.
"I can only grant three wishes," the Genie said. "Since there are three of you, you may have a wish apiece." Pointing at the Black, he said, "Since you found the bottle, you may have the first wish."
The Black studied for a moment then said, "I wish for a fleet of ships so that I can gather all my people and take them back to our homeland, Africa."
Poof! It was done! Hundreds of ships appeared on the skyline.
The Mexican said, "I weesh for enough Chebypeekups to take all my people back to our homeland, May-he-co!" Poof! It was done! Row after row of Chevrolet Pickups appeared on the beach.
Turning to the Texan, the Genie asked, "And what is your wish?" The Texan watched as the loaded pickups began moving toward the border, then looked out to sea and watched the loaded ships sailing off into the sunset and said, "Just give me a Bud Light. It doesn't get any better than this!"
Sorry about the lack of posts yesterday but my Granddad was hospitalized with severe heart problems. Tests were run, and it was found that all of his arteries were clogged completely except for one and it was clogged 95%. Too much bacon (Bacon. Mmmmm, bacon.....), I reckon. Anyways, he's scheduled for surgery today to give him a stint but because of his age, condition and previous bypass surgeries, it doesn't look good for him. They don't expect him to survive the surgery. I'll keep y'all posted. -Wirecutter