No thanks. I'll pass.

Then I ain't got sh to say, motherf

No wonder they hide her in the woods

Gotta Be California (again)

Amen, Sister

Takeout?

Get used to it, Kiddies

Either that or kill him

Bert took his Saint Bernard to the vet. "Doctor," he said sadly, "I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to cut off my dog's tail."
The vet, shocked at such an unusual request, asked "Bert, why should I do such a terrible thing?"
"Because my mother-in-law's arriving tomorrow, and I don't want anything to make her think she's welcome."

Oh, c'mon. It's funny. Kinda sorta...

How do we know two wrongs don't make a right?
Black couples don't have white children.

Shooting With My Dad

I went up to the hills today with my Dad to do a little shooting and had a GREAT time. We shot the 22 pistols, drank some coffee and bullshitted for a while, then got some 41 time in. These pictures are of him shooting my Ruger Blackhawk chambered in 41 magnum. The loads were 285 grain hardcast bullets over 20 grains of H110 and a large pistol primer, for a velocity of 1400 feet per second. Yeah, that load thumps a bit as you can see by the bottom picture of him in full recoil.

Big Brown Delivers

Clean enough for ya, Deb? No mess in the background, no grass stains on the elbows, and clean drawers. Don't get no better than this.....

Beautiful Downtown Stockton

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Mama, wake up!

Thanks, VC

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The debate we never saw

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Ryan, you rock!!!

Sarcasm at it's best

Dear President Obama,
Thank you for helping my neighbors with their mortgage payments. You know the one's down the street who in the good times refinanced their house several times and bought SUV's, ATV's, RV"s, a pool, a big screen, two Wave Runners and a Harley. But I was wondering, since I am paying my mortgage and theirs, could you arrange for me to borrow the Harley now and then?
Richard Ford Queen Creek AZ
P.S. They also need help with their credit cards, when do you want me to start making those payments?
P.P.S. I almost forgot - they didn't file their income tax return this year. Should I go ahead and file for them or will you be appointing them to cabinet posts?

From Yolo (who else?)

The debate we never saw

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Funnier than shit, Ryan!

Good News/Bad News

"I've got some good news and some bad news" the doctor says.
"What's the bad news?" asks the patient.
"The bad news is that unfortunately you've only got 3 months to live".
The patient is taken aback, "What's the good news then, Doctor?"
The doctor points over to the secretary at the front desk, "You see that blonde with the big breasts, tight ass and legs that go all the way up to heaven?"
The patient nods his head.
The doctor replies, "I'm fucking her."

Not bad, Yolo. Not bad at all.

And may I present your morning hottie?

Oh yeah. She's hot.

What a waste of bacon

I got a feeling this ain't his first marriage

Our new National Sport - drown a cat, then sling his ass around and around.

-Tattoo Jim

Straight Up White Trash - God Bless Him

-Yolo

One from Mom

And what about Sharpton Watermelons?

Hands Up!!!

Thanks again, Yolo!

Could her name be Tuesday?

Gotta take the bad with the good, guys

Ya think?

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Thanks, Yolo!!!

Don't do it! Monday's almost over, man!!

Hey Wirecutter!
Don't you just hate it when Monday's come around?
-Tattoo Jim

That's my boy!!!!

Turkey Bacon? Yuch. That's fucking nasty.

-Yolo

Straight Up White Trash - God Bless Him

Hey Ken
Haven't seen any White Trash lately so I thought I'd send a picture of a guy "pig surfing".
Have a great Tuesday man!
T.J.

Thanks, Jim. Let's hope he doesn't bruise the bacon. Bacon. Mmmmm, bacon.....

Okie Boy makes it big

From 400 hits in September of last year to 10,000 hits this month.

Thankee, thankee, thankee.......

Bragging Rights

An Israeli doctor says 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'

A German doctor says 'That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.'

The Illinois doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys are way behind, we recently took a man with no brains out of Illinois, put him in the White House for TWO MONTHS, and now half the WORLD is looking for work.'

Right on, Yolo!!!!!

Good Monday to you!

Thanks, Tattoo Jim! Thank you, thank you, thank you!!!

Gotta Love Mr. Brown....

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