For the discriminating Conservative

Motherfucker, you've got to check out the goodies on this site!

http://www.lifelibertyetc.com/

I just ordered the Fuck Obama sticker and Shooter Jack T-shirt myself.

Words of Wisdom

For the liberals out there...

-Tattoo Jim

Feeling a little pukey, are we?

Yeah, I got that problem too.....

Yup, times are bad

You know things are getting bad when you start seeing signs like this...Thanks Obamafuckup!!

- Tattoo Jim

My future second ex-wife

Aspirin Tax????

I JUST HEARD THAT OBAMA IS GOING TO IMPOSE A 40% TAX ON ASPIRIN BECAUSE IT'S WHITE AND IT WORKS.....

Tattoo Jim sent this one in, but he's blaming it on Yolo's bad influences.

Long Range Handgunning

I originally saw this video on Ride and Shoot (see my sidebar) but am having trouble downloading videos to my computer since I installed IE 8. But I'll play nice and provide you with a link.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ff4_1240872397

Bacon. Mmmmm, bacon......

Hi Ken!
Found a website for you, everything bacon. Enjoy. Bacon, mmmm, Bacon!!
Beverly

http://store.baconsalt.com/

Thanks, Beverly. It's nice to know that folks out there think about me from time to time when they run across earth shattering articles and websites like this.

Only in my home town.....

A Modesto woman had to move out of her apartment when something horrible happened to her neighbor. Her upstairs neighbor died and no one knew for days... until she experienced it firsthand. "It's been a total nightmare," says Sylvia Pena, Modesto resident. "I was sleeping on the couch... I was awakened by some drops that hit my face... I thought I was drooling," explained Sylvia. It wasn't drool or water dripping from her ceiling. The drippings? Bodily fluids from the upstairs apartment. Her neighbor had died... his corpse sat there rotting, he was dead for days. The autopsy report found the 34-year old "likely overdosed"... His body was "moderately to severely decomposed." And over time, the decomposition allowed bodily fluids to leak, onto his floor, through the ceiling, eventually onto Sylvia and her things. A biohazard team removed furniture and deodorized the place. But she says the smell of death lingered. It already had seeped into clothes, bedding and her mattress. She turned to her rental insurance company to get her pungent- smelling property replaced. They put her up in a hotel for two weeks until she could move, but they refused to replace the contaminated contents. "Because my policy doesn't cover something so bizarre as this," says Sylvia. They sent her this letter, reading: "Unfortunately, the blood and bodily fluid damage to your contents is not one of the 17 named perils covered in your policy." Perils like fire or lightning, windstorm, falling objects, even aircraft is covered but not bodily fluids. Farmers Insurance is now considering a national change to its policy.... adding "bodily fluids from death" as one of the perils they cover.

Swine Flu warning from WHO

The World Health Organization advises swine flu sufferers that standing in the sun too long will make your skin become crispy and delicious.

Oooooh.....

FUCK YOU, OBAMA!!!

Rejected Crayon Colors.....

-Yolo

A sunburn never looked so good

A nice summer treat

-Yolo

I wear waders, Jim

Looks like Wirecutter went fishing again! I never was a fisherman. I guess I wasn't using the right bait.
-Tattoo Jim

YESSSSS!!!!!!!!

Boys and their toys

I know if I shot it I'd hurt for weeks, but... I WANT ONE!!!

-Tattoo Jim

Remember......

Jesus holds your heart,but satan holds your balls.

-Yolo

Fuck Jury duty

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Unfuckingbelievable!!!!

I ain't even gonna comment on this one. You gotta read it for yourself.
http://www.bmezine.com/news/people/A10101/addsub/

I'm a goner for sure

-Yolo

Swine flu.....

It was once said that a black man would be president "when pigs fly".
Indeed.
And 100 days into Obama's presidency, Swine Flu....
-Thanks to Yolo and Rueben

Deb's gonna be pissed, Jim

O.k. this just made me laugh after I said "wtf"! then I thought of Nut-Job over at Drivel Land. Oh Deb!
Tattoo Jim

For here or to go?

Thanks, Greg

Not a tattoo you want if you plan on going to prison.....

He DOES look like Urkel

It's Ass Appreciation Day!!!!

Thanks for reminding me, Ibeam!

Hmmm, it's worth a shot

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-Yolo

Uh oh, I'm fucked now

In what should send a frightening chill down the spine of every blogger, writer, journalist and First Amendment advocate in the United States, Phoenix police raided the home of a blogger who has been highly critical of the department.
Jeff Pataky, who runs Bad Phoenix Cops, said the officers confiscated three computers, routers, modems, hard drives, memory cards and everything necessary to continue blogging.The 41-year-old software engineer said they also confiscated numerous personal files and documents relating to a pending lawsuit he has against the department alleging harassment - which he says makes it obvious the raid was an act of retaliation.
Maricopa County Judge Gary Donahoe signed the search warrant that allowed at least ten cops to raid his home in North Phoenix on March 12 while handcuffing his female roommate for three hours as they tore the place apart.
Pataky, who was out of town on a business trip during the raid, also believes police were retaliating against him for the content of his blog, much of it which comes from inside sources within the department.“They broke into my safe and took the backups of my backups,” he said in a phone interview with Photography is Not a Crime on Wednesday.
“I can’t even file my taxes because all my business plans are gone. They took everything.”
The search warrant lists “petty theft” and “computer tampering with the intent to harass” as probable causes. He has yet to see an actual affidavit that lists in detail the probable cause and is skeptical that one even exists.
“They say everything has been sealed,” he said.

Thanks, Yolo.

Patriotism - Not Dead Yet

-Yolo

Tattoo Jim's on a roll

O.K. all the funnies aside, seriously, to all you liberal gun haters in Congress, don't even think about taking away my 2nd Amendment Rights!! Again, seriously, just think about it for one minute. There are CRIMINALS our there... o.k.??? They are the ones who are committing the CRIMES, thus the term CRIMINALS! Are you with me so far??? If you take away MY RIGHT TO DEFEND MYSELF, and the CRIMINALS STILL HAVE THEIR GUNS (still with me? cause as CRIMINALS they haven't turned in their guns), and considering that the cops can't be everywhere, all the time, I'M FUCKED!!! MY FAMILY IS FUCKED!!! MY FRIENDS ARE FUCKED!!! And guess what, liberal anti-gun people... YOU'RE FUCKED!!!Just remember "a gun in the hand is worth more than a cop on the phone"!!!

(I've been reading Curtis Lowe's blog again... you should too.)

I'll stop now.

Tattoo Jim

To view Curtis Lowe's blog, there's a link on my blog roll.

-Wirecutter

Hahahahaha!!!!!

Michael J. Fox goes into an ice cream parlor. All the young girls working there get excited, since he's an actor.
One of the girls asks him excitedly,"What type of ice cream cone would you like?"
And he replied,"It doesn't matter. I'm gonna drop it in 2 seconds anyway."

From Ibeam the Mullet Hunter

Your Mom's reaction when you came out

Gotta Be California (again)

Only in San Francisco

-Tattoo Jim

Talk about fucking up your day....

Breakfast at my place

Thanks, Tattoo Jim