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Monday, May 04, 2009

For the discriminating Conservative

Motherfucker, you've got to check out the goodies on this site!

http://www.lifelibertyetc.com/

I just ordered the Fuck Obama sticker and Shooter Jack T-shirt myself.

Words of Wisdom


For the liberals out there...
-Tattoo Jim

Feeling a little pukey, are we?


Yeah, I got that problem too.....


Yup, times are bad


You know things are getting bad when you start seeing signs like this...Thanks Obamafuckup!!
- Tattoo Jim

My future second ex-wife


Aspirin Tax????

I JUST HEARD THAT OBAMA IS GOING TO IMPOSE A 40% TAX ON ASPIRIN BECAUSE IT'S WHITE AND IT WORKS.....

Tattoo Jim sent this one in, but he's blaming it on Yolo's bad influences.

Long Range Handgunning

I originally saw this video on Ride and Shoot (see my sidebar) but am having trouble downloading videos to my computer since I installed IE 8. But I'll play nice and provide you with a link.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ff4_1240872397

Bacon. Mmmmm, bacon......

Hi Ken!
Found a website for you, everything bacon. Enjoy. Bacon, mmmm, Bacon!!
Beverly

http://store.baconsalt.com/

Thanks, Beverly. It's nice to know that folks out there think about me from time to time when they run across earth shattering articles and websites like this.

Only in my home town.....

A Modesto woman had to move out of her apartment when something horrible happened to her neighbor. Her upstairs neighbor died and no one knew for days... until she experienced it firsthand. "It's been a total nightmare," says Sylvia Pena, Modesto resident. "I was sleeping on the couch... I was awakened by some drops that hit my face... I thought I was drooling," explained Sylvia. It wasn't drool or water dripping from her ceiling. The drippings? Bodily fluids from the upstairs apartment. Her neighbor had died... his corpse sat there rotting, he was dead for days. The autopsy report found the 34-year old "likely overdosed"... His body was "moderately to severely decomposed." And over time, the decomposition allowed bodily fluids to leak, onto his floor, through the ceiling, eventually onto Sylvia and her things. A biohazard team removed furniture and deodorized the place. But she says the smell of death lingered. It already had seeped into clothes, bedding and her mattress. She turned to her rental insurance company to get her pungent- smelling property replaced. They put her up in a hotel for two weeks until she could move, but they refused to replace the contaminated contents. "Because my policy doesn't cover something so bizarre as this," says Sylvia. They sent her this letter, reading: "Unfortunately, the blood and bodily fluid damage to your contents is not one of the 17 named perils covered in your policy." Perils like fire or lightning, windstorm, falling objects, even aircraft is covered but not bodily fluids. Farmers Insurance is now considering a national change to its policy.... adding "bodily fluids from death" as one of the perils they cover.

Swine Flu warning from WHO

The World Health Organization advises swine flu sufferers that standing in the sun too long will make your skin become crispy and delicious.

Oooooh.....


FUCK YOU, OBAMA!!!


Rejected Crayon Colors.....


-Yolo

A sunburn never looked so good


A nice summer treat


-Yolo

I wear waders, Jim


Looks like Wirecutter went fishing again! I never was a fisherman. I guess I wasn't using the right bait.
-Tattoo Jim

Friday, May 01, 2009

YESSSSS!!!!!!!!


Boys and their toys


I know if I shot it I'd hurt for weeks, but... I WANT ONE!!!
-Tattoo Jim

Remember......


Jesus holds your heart,but satan holds your balls.
-Yolo

Fuck Jury duty


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Unfuckingbelievable!!!!

I ain't even gonna comment on this one. You gotta read it for yourself.
http://www.bmezine.com/news/people/A10101/addsub/

I'm a goner for sure


-Yolo

Swine flu.....

It was once said that a black man would be president "when pigs fly".
Indeed.
And 100 days into Obama's presidency, Swine Flu....
-Thanks to Yolo and Rueben