5 shots, 5 targets hit in .88 seconds - with a single action revolver!
If the video doesn't work here, try the link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YG16tRpJLLc
Monday, May 11, 2009
Straight Up White Trash - God Bless 'em
Busted lip and all. What happened, Sweetie? Forget to open his beer?
FUCK YOU, OBAMA!!!
Date: Thursday, April 16, 2009, 11:30 PM
Whether you are an Obama fan, or not, EVERYONE IN THE U. S. needs to know....
Something happened... H.R. 1388 was passed yesterday, behind our backs. You may want to read about it. It wasn't mentioned on the news... just went by on the ticker tape at the bottom of the CNN screen.
Obama funds $20M in tax payer dollars to immigrate Hamas Refugees to the USA . This is the news that didn't make the headlines....
By executive order, President Barack Obama has ordered the expenditure of $20.3 million in "migration assistance" to the Palestinian refugees and "conflict victims" in Gaza.
The "presidential determination", which allows hundreds of thousands of Palestinians with ties to Hamas to resettle in the United States , was signed on January 27 and appeared in the Federal Register on February 4.
Few on Capitol Hill, or in the media, took note that the order provides a free ticket replete with housing and food allowances to individuals who have displayed their overwhelming support to the Islamic Resistance Movement (Hamas) in the parliamentary election of January 2006.
Let's review...itemized list of some of Barack Obama's most recent actions since his inauguration:
His first call to any head of state, as president, was to Mahmoud Abbas, leader of Fatah party in the Palestinian territory.
His first one-on-one television interview with any news organization was with Al Arabia television.
His first executive order was to fund/facilitate abortion(s) not just here within the U. S. , but within the world, using U. S. tax payer funds.
He ordered Guantanamo Bay closed and all military trials of detainees halted. He ordered overseas CIA interrogation centers closed.
He withdrew all charges against the masterminds behind the USS Cole and the "terror attack" on 9/11.
Now we learn that he is allowing hundreds of thousands of Palestinian refuges to move to, and live in, the US at American taxpayer expense.
These important, and insightful, issues are being "lost" in the blinding bail-outs and "stimulation" packages.
Doubtful? To verify this for yourself:
www.thefederalregister.com/d.p/2009-02-04-E9-2488
http://www.thefederalregister.com/d.p/2009-02-04-E9-2488
PLEASE PASS THIS ON... AMERICA NEEDS TO KNOW WE are losing this country at a rapid pace.
He is pushing this Socialist Agenda big time.................................
Whether you are an Obama fan, or not, EVERYONE IN THE U. S. needs to know....
Something happened... H.R. 1388 was passed yesterday, behind our backs. You may want to read about it. It wasn't mentioned on the news... just went by on the ticker tape at the bottom of the CNN screen.
Obama funds $20M in tax payer dollars to immigrate Hamas Refugees to the USA . This is the news that didn't make the headlines....
By executive order, President Barack Obama has ordered the expenditure of $20.3 million in "migration assistance" to the Palestinian refugees and "conflict victims" in Gaza.
The "presidential determination", which allows hundreds of thousands of Palestinians with ties to Hamas to resettle in the United States , was signed on January 27 and appeared in the Federal Register on February 4.
Few on Capitol Hill, or in the media, took note that the order provides a free ticket replete with housing and food allowances to individuals who have displayed their overwhelming support to the Islamic Resistance Movement (Hamas) in the parliamentary election of January 2006.
Let's review...itemized list of some of Barack Obama's most recent actions since his inauguration:
His first call to any head of state, as president, was to Mahmoud Abbas, leader of Fatah party in the Palestinian territory.
His first one-on-one television interview with any news organization was with Al Arabia television.
His first executive order was to fund/facilitate abortion(s) not just here within the U. S. , but within the world, using U. S. tax payer funds.
He ordered Guantanamo Bay closed and all military trials of detainees halted. He ordered overseas CIA interrogation centers closed.
He withdrew all charges against the masterminds behind the USS Cole and the "terror attack" on 9/11.
Now we learn that he is allowing hundreds of thousands of Palestinian refuges to move to, and live in, the US at American taxpayer expense.
These important, and insightful, issues are being "lost" in the blinding bail-outs and "stimulation" packages.
Doubtful? To verify this for yourself:
www.thefederalregister.com/d.p/2009-02-04-E9-2488
http://www.thefederalregister.com/d.p/2009-02-04-E9-2488
PLEASE PASS THIS ON... AMERICA NEEDS TO KNOW WE are losing this country at a rapid pace.
He is pushing this Socialist Agenda big time.................................
For Stig
Here's the link you asked for. Now you can get your very own Fuck Obama sticker.
While you're there, check out all the other cool shit they have.
http://www.lifelibertyetc.com/
While you're there, check out all the other cool shit they have.
http://www.lifelibertyetc.com/
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Cuz that's how I roll, Motherfucker
My new Fuck Obama sticker along with my flag and FTW stickers.
I've gotten flipped off a hell of a lot more than usual since I put that on - I'd be upset if I didn't like pissing off liberals so much.
Surprise, surprise, surprise!!!
Bubba was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem.
The doctor said, “When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate try startling yourself."
That same day Bubba went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion out he runs home to his wife who is in bed, naked and waiting on her husband.
As the two begin they find themselves in the ‘69′ position. Bubba, moments later, feels the sudden urge to come and fires the starter pistol. The next day, he went back to the doctor.
The doctor asked, “How did it go?”
Bubba says “Not that well…when I fired the pistol my wife crapped on my face, bit my dick, and the mailman came out of the closet naked with his hands in the air."
The doctor said, “When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate try startling yourself."
That same day Bubba went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion out he runs home to his wife who is in bed, naked and waiting on her husband.
As the two begin they find themselves in the ‘69′ position. Bubba, moments later, feels the sudden urge to come and fires the starter pistol. The next day, he went back to the doctor.
The doctor asked, “How did it go?”
Bubba says “Not that well…when I fired the pistol my wife crapped on my face, bit my dick, and the mailman came out of the closet naked with his hands in the air."
Saturday, May 09, 2009
The Ballad of Timothy Geither
Wirecutter,
Here's a ode to Tim Geithner, the "Fuck you OBAMA" Damn TAX CHEAT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAdJLLmpWBU
-Woody
Here's a ode to Tim Geithner, the "Fuck you OBAMA" Damn TAX CHEAT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAdJLLmpWBU
-Woody
Looks like we made it, Norm
Norman Matton Thomas (November 20, 1884 - December 19, 1968) was a leading American socialist, pacifist, and six-time presidential candidate for the Socialist Party of America.
He was ordained as a Presbyterian minister in 1911. As a candidate for President of the U. S. , Norman Thomas said, in a 1944 epoch speech: "The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of "liberalism" they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened."
He went on to say: "I no longer need to run as a Presidential Candidate for the Socialist Party. The Democratic Party has adopted our platform."
Thanks, Yolo
He was ordained as a Presbyterian minister in 1911. As a candidate for President of the U. S. , Norman Thomas said, in a 1944 epoch speech: "The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of "liberalism" they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened."
He went on to say: "I no longer need to run as a Presidential Candidate for the Socialist Party. The Democratic Party has adopted our platform."
Thanks, Yolo
Those crazy college kids.....
A young girl was having a heart-to-heart talk with her mother on her first visit home since starting university.
"Mom, I have to tell you," the girl confessed. "I lost my virginity last weekend."
"I'm not surprised," said her mother. "It was bound to happen sooner or later. I just hope it was a romantic and pleasurable experience."
"Well, yes and no," the pretty student remarked. "The first eight guys felt great, but after them my pussy got really sore."
"Mom, I have to tell you," the girl confessed. "I lost my virginity last weekend."
"I'm not surprised," said her mother. "It was bound to happen sooner or later. I just hope it was a romantic and pleasurable experience."
"Well, yes and no," the pretty student remarked. "The first eight guys felt great, but after them my pussy got really sore."
Gun Control explained
Hey, Wirecutter love the site. Too many pussified "humor" sites out there. Very refreshing to see honesty and no pussification of the "bad" kind. Keep the "good" pussification coming. Nice mix. Anyway, don't know if you have seen this one or not but thought of Knuckledraggin when I got it. Post it if you want or tell me to fuck off. Just as well either way. Thanks again for the entertainment.
StevieNatt - in Denver, formerly of Owasso, OK....yeah I'm one of 'em.....
StevieNatt - in Denver, formerly of Owasso, OK....yeah I'm one of 'em.....
Oklahoma...... Damned near as good as bacon.
-Wirecutter
Bacon. Mmmmm, bacon......
Someone has probably already passed this along to you but here goes anyway.
There is a new vodka to hit the shelves that is bacon flavored! The web site even has drink recipes. You were the second person I thought of when I saw the site. My brother was the first...he loves his bacon. Anyway, it's not available in California yet but maybe someday soon.
http://bakonvodka.com/
Cheers, Heather
~By the way, love your site. Keep up the good work.
Heather,
Got the same link from Tattoo Jim, but I'm sure you're better looking than him so I'm giving you credit!
There is a new vodka to hit the shelves that is bacon flavored! The web site even has drink recipes. You were the second person I thought of when I saw the site. My brother was the first...he loves his bacon. Anyway, it's not available in California yet but maybe someday soon.
http://bakonvodka.com/
Cheers, Heather
~By the way, love your site. Keep up the good work.
Heather,
Got the same link from Tattoo Jim, but I'm sure you're better looking than him so I'm giving you credit!
Fan mail from Texas By God
Wirecutter, We love you blog...mainly because you are a redneck like us, but also because you love to rag on the president.
I got a text today that just made me giggle and I thought of sending it to you! It was once said that a black man would be president "when pigs fly".
100 days into Obama presidency......Swine Flu!!!!!!!
Just thought you would enjoy it unless you already heard it!
Thanks so much, Dirtys Wife, Dirty Steve, and Rowdy from Texas
Thanks Courtney, always good to hear something good, especially from Texas!
I got a text today that just made me giggle and I thought of sending it to you! It was once said that a black man would be president "when pigs fly".
100 days into Obama presidency......Swine Flu!!!!!!!
Just thought you would enjoy it unless you already heard it!
Thanks so much, Dirtys Wife, Dirty Steve, and Rowdy from Texas
Thanks Courtney, always good to hear something good, especially from Texas!
It could always be worse.....
Hiya ... I check your blog from time to time. Gotta say it never fails to amaze me how insular and detached from the real world "redneck thinkin' " is. Hmmm, didn't mean that to sound so harsh, it takes all sorts to make a world and I guess I'd pretty much fall into the category of aussi redneck. Anyway, reason for writing ... I came across the attached cartoon this morning and immediately thought of your blog. Cant imagine that you will post it on your blog but thought you might see the humor/irony in it.
Friday, May 08, 2009
The future Mrs. Tattoo Jim
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RMI-tvgBm4
Yeah, I wish!!! Just kidding... this is more like the future Mrs. YOLO I think! Sorry Wirecutter.
-Tattoo Jim
Yeah, I wish!!! Just kidding... this is more like the future Mrs. YOLO I think! Sorry Wirecutter.
-Tattoo Jim
Don't mess with a Cowboy's best friend
A man is sitting in a bar far from home when Barack Obama comes on TV.
The man looks at the TV and says, "Obama is a horse's ass."
Out of nowhere, a local jumps up and punches him in the face, knocking the first guy off his bar stool, then stomps out.
He gets back up, rubbing his cheek and orders another beer.
Shortly after, Michelle Obama appears on the TV. He looks at the TV and says, "She is a horse's ass too!"
Out of nowhere, another local punches him in the other side of the face, knocking him off his bar stool again.
He gets back up and looks at the bartender, "I take it this is Obama country?"
"Nope." replies the bartender. "Horse country."
Thanks, Kousin Karl
The man looks at the TV and says, "Obama is a horse's ass."
Out of nowhere, a local jumps up and punches him in the face, knocking the first guy off his bar stool, then stomps out.
He gets back up, rubbing his cheek and orders another beer.
Shortly after, Michelle Obama appears on the TV. He looks at the TV and says, "She is a horse's ass too!"
Out of nowhere, another local punches him in the other side of the face, knocking him off his bar stool again.
He gets back up and looks at the bartender, "I take it this is Obama country?"
"Nope." replies the bartender. "Horse country."
Thanks, Kousin Karl
A Klondike Bar? You're cheap, TJ......
Just to set the record straight, I won't say WHAT I did, but I am ashamed of what I did for that Klondike bar... well, maybe just a little embarrassed... but it was so long ago... hehehe... and I did enjoy what I did... a lot!!!!
-Tattoo Jim
-Tattoo Jim
Yeah. Ha ha ha.
Click to enlarge
Boy, those liberals... what a sense of humor they have... they are just SO witty... yeah, right.
-Tattoo Jim
Gotta Be California (again)
Oh Wirecutter... is this what I think it is???
-Tattoo Jim
Yeah TJ, that is a Californian in his native dress in his habitat - a park with real trees.
Check out the expression on the little boy.....
Wednesday, May 06, 2009
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