Any way I can talk you out of that picture anyway?
;-)
Thursday, June 04, 2009
Craig from England
You asked, so here's a little about me.
36, male, English. So far managed to avoid marriage and kids.
I have many interests, but if I can work beer, boobs or cars into them, so much the better. I'm quite big on movies, and my own blog is a, somewhat neglected, movie review site. it's here if you want a look http://strontiumdecosta.blogspot.com/
I do have an interest in guns, but strict laws here prevent me from owning any. I'm rather fond of the Beretta 92FS, and if I could own a handgun, it'd be that one. Rifles appeal too, things like a Dragunov or WA 2000 (the last one is a holy grail, 72 made, uber expensive).
You may like this page http://www.darkroastedblend.com/2008/02/miniature-spy-guns.html which has pics and info on some very unusual guns. The whole site is pretty cool to be honest.
I do have a typically British sense of humour, dry, sarcastic and I don't take myself seriously in any way.
Anyway, hello from merry olde England.
And hello to you from the Gay Socialist Republic of Kalifornia, Craig!
36, male, English. So far managed to avoid marriage and kids.
I have many interests, but if I can work beer, boobs or cars into them, so much the better. I'm quite big on movies, and my own blog is a, somewhat neglected, movie review site. it's here if you want a look http://strontiumdecosta.blogspot.com/
I do have an interest in guns, but strict laws here prevent me from owning any. I'm rather fond of the Beretta 92FS, and if I could own a handgun, it'd be that one. Rifles appeal too, things like a Dragunov or WA 2000 (the last one is a holy grail, 72 made, uber expensive).
You may like this page http://www.darkroastedblend.com/2008/02/miniature-spy-guns.html which has pics and info on some very unusual guns. The whole site is pretty cool to be honest.
I do have a typically British sense of humour, dry, sarcastic and I don't take myself seriously in any way.
Anyway, hello from merry olde England.
And hello to you from the Gay Socialist Republic of Kalifornia, Craig!
Cbullitt from.......
Wirecutter,
As I used to tell women in bars back in the 70s, I am from the future and I'm back here doing anthropological research. At the time, the research was mostly on mating habits and recreational chemistry. Now, however, I am assigned to the Steel Buckle of the Rust Belt. Don't know who I pissed off, but so be it. I am surrounded by a stateful of blind lemmings who do the Dems bidding. Some, who in all other ways are smart and successful, think noting His Wholly Reluctance God/King Obama's communism, amateurism, hatred of America, and bumbling ineptitude is heresy.I don't know what I'm supposed to be researching here other than collective suicide, but I am posing as a married man with two children to document the whole thing.
The real reason I am responding is to get your email, so I can send you goofiness that doesn't lend itself to my blog.
cbullitt
Other than the fact that the Chinese owned all the liquor stores in LA, California was still fairly cool back in the late 70s, I had some fun out there. What the fuck happened?
JERRY BROWN IS WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED!!!!!!
God, I miss Reagan.........
-Wirecutter
As I used to tell women in bars back in the 70s, I am from the future and I'm back here doing anthropological research. At the time, the research was mostly on mating habits and recreational chemistry. Now, however, I am assigned to the Steel Buckle of the Rust Belt. Don't know who I pissed off, but so be it. I am surrounded by a stateful of blind lemmings who do the Dems bidding. Some, who in all other ways are smart and successful, think noting His Wholly Reluctance God/King Obama's communism, amateurism, hatred of America, and bumbling ineptitude is heresy.I don't know what I'm supposed to be researching here other than collective suicide, but I am posing as a married man with two children to document the whole thing.
The real reason I am responding is to get your email, so I can send you goofiness that doesn't lend itself to my blog.
cbullitt
Other than the fact that the Chinese owned all the liquor stores in LA, California was still fairly cool back in the late 70s, I had some fun out there. What the fuck happened?
JERRY BROWN IS WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED!!!!!!
God, I miss Reagan.........
-Wirecutter
Beaner in Korea
Wirecutter,
I'm a jackass who works as an Army contractor over in Korea. I run the Blog wrenchbender.blogspot.com.
I'm a jackass who works as an Army contractor over in Korea. I run the Blog wrenchbender.blogspot.com.
I'm a member of the Boozefighters MC and miss the hell out of getting drunk and shooting shit since I can't have my bullet launchers over here.
Beaner, why the fuck weren't you on my blogroll before now?
Boozefighters - one of the clubs that put Hollister on the map. Right fucking on.
And if North Korea keeps their shit up, you just might get to shoot something soon.
Keep up the good work, Beaner. We appreciate the work you're doing.
-Wirecutter
Bella from BC
Hey Wirecutter.
Just thought I'd send a note about myself, since you asked.
Been enjoying your blog for a while but I'm at a slight disadvantage as I have no nudie pics, pics of guns (can show you pictures of the moose and elk meat in my freezer that a friend shot) or a pic of myself. I will have to purchase a digital as the last one got stolen from the car. Ya, we have thugs up here too.
I'm from northern British Columbia, Canada and am middle age (that's as far as I'm going on that one). I have worked at a telecommunication company for more years than I like to admit and love my job but hate the company that I work for.
I usually visit your blog everyday and enjoy your sense of humor, your love for bacon, the weirdo pictures that you post (lol) and just about everything else.
Keep up the good work and Thank You for all the laughter and thought that you've given me through your blog.
Bella
Just thought I'd send a note about myself, since you asked.
Been enjoying your blog for a while but I'm at a slight disadvantage as I have no nudie pics, pics of guns (can show you pictures of the moose and elk meat in my freezer that a friend shot) or a pic of myself. I will have to purchase a digital as the last one got stolen from the car. Ya, we have thugs up here too.
I'm from northern British Columbia, Canada and am middle age (that's as far as I'm going on that one). I have worked at a telecommunication company for more years than I like to admit and love my job but hate the company that I work for.
I usually visit your blog everyday and enjoy your sense of humor, your love for bacon, the weirdo pictures that you post (lol) and just about everything else.
Keep up the good work and Thank You for all the laughter and thought that you've given me through your blog.
Bella
Wednesday, June 03, 2009
Your 15 minutes of fame
Okay, my regular readers know I do this every few months.
I score about 10,000 hits a month but know very little about my readers.
Would you be so kind as to send me a little information about yourself that I can post? A picture would be nice but not necessary. Please, no nudes unless you're female...... I won't post 'em but they'll definately be appreciated......
Seriously though, I really would like to know more about my readers. And if you want to know more about me, just click on the "blog" on my sidebar. You'll see my posting from the past.
I would also like to see some of my readers' favorite guns. The only thing that I ask is that you don't show the serial numbers. I don't want to give the Obamites any more ammunition (no pun intended) than they already have.....
Send your info and pictures to k59lane@yahoo.com
I'll post them in the order they come.
Thanks,
-Wirecutter
I score about 10,000 hits a month but know very little about my readers.
Would you be so kind as to send me a little information about yourself that I can post? A picture would be nice but not necessary. Please, no nudes unless you're female...... I won't post 'em but they'll definately be appreciated......
Seriously though, I really would like to know more about my readers. And if you want to know more about me, just click on the "blog" on my sidebar. You'll see my posting from the past.
I would also like to see some of my readers' favorite guns. The only thing that I ask is that you don't show the serial numbers. I don't want to give the Obamites any more ammunition (no pun intended) than they already have.....
Send your info and pictures to k59lane@yahoo.com
I'll post them in the order they come.
Thanks,
-Wirecutter
My Flag
I just looked out my front door and saw my flag blowing in the breeze. It sent shivers down my back, looking at that piece of cloth that was paid for with American blood.
Which brings me to my next post:
Which brings me to my next post:
If my flag offends you, then go back to the shithole of a country you came from
Debbie McLucas comes from a patriotic family – her husband and both of her sons served in the U.S. military, and her daughter is currently deployed to Iraq on her second tour of duty as a combat medic.
So when McLucas arrived at work at a Texas hospital last Friday, she was stunned to be told that the Stars and Stripes she had hung in her office in advance of Memorial Day were offensive, and that the flag had been removed.
“I got into work, I was met by my supervisor and told that there had been multiple complaints, that people found the flag very offensive and it had been taken down," McLucas told FOXNews.com.
"I went to the office to retrieve it and found the flag wrapped around the pole, sitting in the corner on the ground. I was speechless."
McLucas, a supervisor at Kindred Hospital in Mansfield, Texas, had displayed the 3-by-5-foot flag in the office she shares with the hospital’s three other supervisors. McLucas said one of her colleagues, a woman who immigrated to the United States from Africa 14 years ago, complained about the flag to upper management, and the hospital decided to take down the flag.
"I was told that as long as my flag offended one person, it would be taken down," McLucas said.
She said the hospital told her that the American flag flying outside the building would have to suffice. "I was told, ‘There is a flag hanging out front, everyone can see that one. Is that not enough?’"
No, she said, that wasn't enough.
"It is more than I can even fathom, that you would find the American flag offensive, in America," McLucas said.
A Kindred Healthcare spokeswoman did not return calls for comment. Kindred issued a press release stating, “Kindred Hospital Mansfield has a great deal of appreciation for the service that many of our employees and their families have given to their country. We honor our veterans and active military through a variety of benefits and service programs. This was an isolated incident between two employees that we are working to resolve amicably.”
The statement went on to explain: “The disagreement was over the size of the flag and not what it symbolized. We have invited the employee to put the flag back up.”
And it will go back up and stay up, McLucas said.
"I do think they're trying to do the right thing. I have no reason to believe the flag won't remain there as long as I'm employed."
-Thanks Brendan & Woody
Barocky Road
Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes.
The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient.
The nuts and flakes are all very bitter and very hard to swallow. The cost is $100.00 a scoop.
When purchased it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but upon purchase the ice cream is taken away and given to the person behind you!
You are left holding an empty wallet and no change, holding an empty cone with no hope of getting any ice cream....
Are You stimulated????
Thanks Yolo
Tuesday, June 02, 2009
Dumbass.....
You've heard the expression "Shot myself in the foot"?
Here it is in living color.
-Kousin Karl
Monday, June 01, 2009
We're from the government and we're here to help you
WASHINGTON – In a defining moment for American capitalism, President Barack Obama ushered General Motors Corp. into bankruptcy protection Monday and put the government behind the wheel of the company that once symbolized the nation's economic muscle.
The fallen giant, the largest U.S. industrial company ever to enter bankruptcy, is shedding some 21,000 jobs and 2,600 dealers. Sparing few communities, the retrenchment amounts to one-third of its U.S. work force and 40 percent of its dealerships.
"We are acting as reluctant shareholders because that is the only way to help GM succeed," Obama said of the temporary nationalization of the 100-year-old company.
Obama lauded what he called a "viable, achievable plan that will give this iconic American company a chance to rise again" as GM followed Chrysler LLC into bankruptcy court. Of Detroit's "Big Three" automakers, only Ford Motor Corp. has avoided bankruptcy restructuring and has not taken federal bailout money.
The fallen giant, the largest U.S. industrial company ever to enter bankruptcy, is shedding some 21,000 jobs and 2,600 dealers. Sparing few communities, the retrenchment amounts to one-third of its U.S. work force and 40 percent of its dealerships.
"We are acting as reluctant shareholders because that is the only way to help GM succeed," Obama said of the temporary nationalization of the 100-year-old company.
Obama lauded what he called a "viable, achievable plan that will give this iconic American company a chance to rise again" as GM followed Chrysler LLC into bankruptcy court. Of Detroit's "Big Three" automakers, only Ford Motor Corp. has avoided bankruptcy restructuring and has not taken federal bailout money.
Sunday, May 31, 2009
Saturday, May 30, 2009
But thanks anyway
Bubba was driving down the street looking for a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to church every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up beer and bacon!"
Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Bubba looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."
Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Bubba looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."
Groan......
A young Okie girl was getting married and her mother said "I'd better have a talk with you before your wedding night."
"Yeah ma, what do you want to talk about?" the girl asks.
"Well, on the night you get married, your husband is gonna want to put his most prized possession where you pee" the mother says.
The daughter replies "Why in the fuck would he want to put his hound dog in the sink...?"
"Yeah ma, what do you want to talk about?" the girl asks.
"Well, on the night you get married, your husband is gonna want to put his most prized possession where you pee" the mother says.
The daughter replies "Why in the fuck would he want to put his hound dog in the sink...?"
Friday, May 29, 2009
Bacon. Mmmmm, bacon.....
Ron from Australia thinks this is the best tattoo ever.
I gotta agree........
Ed Zachary
A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your crose."
The woman did as she was told.
"Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room." Again, the woman did as she was instructed.
Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me."
As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."
The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"
Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass."
Thanks Greg, ya whiney little bitch.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your crose."
The woman did as she was told.
"Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room." Again, the woman did as she was instructed.
Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me."
As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."
The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"
Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass."
Thanks Greg, ya whiney little bitch.
Yeah. What he said.
"It was true that I didn't have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean a better place than the one usually reserved.
"How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?"
-- Charles Bukowski - Factotum, 1975
You don't know how much I agree with this right now, Yolo. Thanks for sending it along.
WWRD (What Would Reagan Do?)
'Here's my strategy on the Cold War: We win, they lose.'- Ronald Reagan
'The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'-Ronald Reagan
'The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so.' Ronald Reagan
'Of the four wars in my lifetime, none came about because the U.S. was too strong.'- Ronald Reagan
'I have wondered at times about what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the U..S. Congress.' - Ronald Reagan
'The taxpayer: That's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination.' - Ronald Reagan
'Government is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.' - Ronald Reagan
'The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program.' Ronald Reagan
'It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first.' - Ronald Reagan
'Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it' - Ronald Reagan
'Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed, there are many rewards; if you disgrace yourself, you can always write a book.' - Ronald Reagan
'No arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is as formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women.'- Ronald Reagan
'If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under.'- Ronald Reagan
Thanks, Yolo
'The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'-Ronald Reagan
'The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so.' Ronald Reagan
'Of the four wars in my lifetime, none came about because the U.S. was too strong.'- Ronald Reagan
'I have wondered at times about what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the U..S. Congress.' - Ronald Reagan
'The taxpayer: That's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination.' - Ronald Reagan
'Government is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.' - Ronald Reagan
'The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program.' Ronald Reagan
'It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first.' - Ronald Reagan
'Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it' - Ronald Reagan
'Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed, there are many rewards; if you disgrace yourself, you can always write a book.' - Ronald Reagan
'No arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is as formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women.'- Ronald Reagan
'If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under.'- Ronald Reagan
Thanks, Yolo
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