Saturday, June 13, 2009

Fan mail and a nice quote

Hey dude. Love your blog. It's my first (and last) stop every day! Keep up the great work friend.
In the mean time, here's a great quote from the past that I thought you'd appreciate:

"The government consists of a gang of men exactly like you and me. They have, taking one with another, no special talent for the business of government; they have only a talent for getting and holding office. Their principal device to that end is to search out groups who pant and pine for something they can't get and to promise to give it to them. Nine times out of ten that promise is worth nothing. The tenth time is made good by looting A to satisfy B. In other words, government is a broker in pillage, and every election is sort of an advance auction sale of stolen goods."
[H. L. Mencken]

Oh and by the way, Fuck You Obama!!
Scott P

Announcing the S&W 180!

To be 6 again

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.
"I'd like to be six again" she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being six again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size, you idiot!!!!"
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.

He also likes to hump legs

Yesterday I was at my local Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line when woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story).
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.
Wal-Mart won't let me shop there anymore.

-Dan Dan the Truck Driving Man


Lula's husband's Mosin-Nagent

Hi Ken,
I know I'm super late with this, but I thought you'd get a kick out of the pics. This is the gun Hubbs restored-a Mosin-Nagent infantry rifle, model 1891. It's a Russian military gun (used to kill nazis?), made sometime in the 30's. It has an attached bayonet so you can stab AND shoot the enemy! The bi-pod is an after market part.
The pics with the cat I threw in for kicks-cause everyone loves pussy and guns!
Here's a link of the gun in action (not us), though Phil and Youngest took it out and beat up quite a few of my old frying pans!
Hope all is well!

-Thanks, Lula!

Why are Conservatives so mean?

I'm having a really hard time downloading videos to my computer so I just have to post the link.;jsessionid=abcazDB252YL2ggtdMahs

Thanks, Woody

Check out his blog

I noticed that I've picked up a couple of new followers the past couple of weeks and when I was checking their profiles (what the fuck, I'm bored and sober) I ran across this blog.
Check it out when you get a minute. This guy loves all things redneck - fine looking babes, cars, guns, football, conservative points of view and NASCAR.

Will's guns

Alright,I've taken some pictures of some of my guns for ya.
Right to left.....
First one is a 22 cal. Little Champ that my 3 boys use for target practice.
Next is a Marlin 30\30 that I hunt with religiously... awsome gun!
Then a Traditions 50 cal. muzzleloader.
The Ruger 10\22 with 30 round clip (also have a 10 round clip but dont the 30 make it look badass?)
Next is a Revelations model 870 12 gauge sawed off.......hits anything within a 30 yard area.
Then a Rossi 243 that has a interchangeable 20 gauge barrel.
The next one is the first gun I ever owned, it's a single shot Springfield model 951 410. Made by Savage Arms, got it when I was 7.
The last 2 are a daisy Red Ryder bb gun and a pellet gun that the boys said I had to include in the picture.

The other picture is of a Magtech model 199 single shot break over 20 gauge that my ex-father in-law gave me. I'm in the process of re-doing it because it was in a house fire and he said he wasn't going to mess with it. I'll fix it and give it to one of the boys.......some day.
I've got more guns that I'll get pictures of later, send 'em to ya then.
Take care man,

Straight up White Trash, God bless 'em

I know, I'm going to hell

A man is teaching his son how to masturbate. The son says "This is great fun, Dad!!!"
The father replies "I know, and when you turn 13 you can start using your own cock."

I live with my 2 mommies


Yeah, she's a true woman

A college student picked up his date at her parents' home. He'd scraped together every cent he had to take her to a fancy restaurant. To his dismay, she ordered almost everything expensive on the menu. Appetizers, lobster, champagne... the works!
Finally he asked her, "Does your Mother feed you like this at home?"
"No," she said, "but my Mother's not wanting to fuck me either."

They're out to get me

The motherfucking Sheriff's Helicopter is making tight circles over my house again. It's all YOLO's fault.......

Tuesday, June 09, 2009

Will's favorite barstool

Thanks, Will!
Gotta get one!!!



My Soulmate


Box O' Truth (gun tech)

For gun tech that has actually been tested, check out Don's site.

Not only does he do the testing, but his site is well illustrated throughout the steps.
And if you have a question, contact him and he'll answer it for you.


Cost of a bowl of soup at homeless shelter $0.00 dollars
Having Michelle Obama serve your soup $0.00 dollars
A homeless person who is receiving government funded meals while taking a picture of the first lady using his $500 BlackBerry cell phone… Priceless
Thanks again, Yolo

Monday, June 08, 2009

Wash your GENITALS?????


From the Desk of:
Steve Elliott, President, Alliance

Yesterday, just four days before President Obama holds his closed-door White House meeting officially kicking off comprehensive immigration reform, he's already started to subtly tip his hand to what we can all expect...
The AP is reporting that Obama reversed a Bush administration rule that immigrants rights groups had long criticized in which immigrants awaiting deportation were not entitled to legal representation.
Under Obama's revised plan, you and I will be paying for legal services rendered to those who have no legal right to be here!
And there's more...
Open border activists today are kicking off a nationwide campaign aimed at fixing America's immigration system. According to Gabriella Villareal of the New York Immigration Coalition the time is right to fix our broken immigration system. "In terms of the political winds... we definitely are in a different position -- and in a good position to make immigration reform happen this year!"
The so-called "fix" is in, and it's up to us to quickly prepare for what I believe will be an immigration reform tsunami -- threatening to radically, and forever change our nation's landscape unless we take a strong, proactive stand against any reform plan that includes an amnesty component!
Just days ago I sent a message to Grassfire team members urging them to sign our new petition opposing Obama's coming amnesty agenda by clicking here:

Nice, uh, belt


No shit


Tearing up another piece of ass

That's it. Throw more money at it.

WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama assured the nation his recovery plan was on track Monday, scrambling to calm Americans unnerved by unemployment rates still persistently rising nearly four months after he signed the biggest economic stimulus in history.
Obama admitted his own dissatisfaction with the progress but said his administration would ramp up stimulus spending in the coming months.

Yeah. What he said.

I wouldn't fuck with her.....

She looks pissed!

Hangin' heavy

-Thanks Jamie


Turnabout's a bitch, ain't it?

It's true, He IS the Obamessiah

Thanks, Woody

From Will in Arkansas

Bacon. Mmmmm, bacon.....

Happy Monday, Y'all

Why Ted always takes the same route home no matter what the traffic is like

A sure sign it's time to re-adjust

I'm awake, I'm awake!!!!!

Dennis Rodman? I thought it was a chick!

Whatcha gonna do now, fucker?

Sunday, June 07, 2009

From Gunny John

Howdy Wirecutter,
I've been reading your blog for a little while now, and I dig it. You've certainly got a charismatic writing style. I enjoy your posts about a certain individual, simply because my being on active duty in the Marine Corps doesn't allow me to say that shit myself.
Stay safe and shoot straight.

Plumb tuckered out

For Yolo

Bacon. Mmmmm, bacon.....

Operation Wetback

I read your blog daily, and I thought you'd appreciate this one.
OH, and Fuck Obama. :)
What did Hoover, Truman, and Eisenhower have in common?
Here is something that should be of great interest for you to pass around. I didn't know of this until it was pointed out to me.
Back during The Great Depression, President Herbert Hoover ordered the deportation of ALL illegal aliens in order to make jobs available to American citizens that desperately needed work..
Harry Truman deported over two million Illegal's after WWII to create jobs for returning veterans.
And then again in 1954, President Dwight Eisenhower deported 13 million Mexican Nationals! The program was called 'Operation Wetback'. It was done so WWII and Korean Veterans would have a better chance at jobs. It took 2 Years, but they deported them!
Now...if they could deport the illegal's back then - they could sure do it today?
lf you have doubts about the veracity of this information, enter Operation Wetback into your favorite search engine and confirm it for yourself.
Reminder: Don't forget to pay your taxes...20 million Illegal Aliens are depending on you!

West Virginia, Jim?

-Tattoo Jim

My handguns

Ruger Blackhawk - 41 Magnum
Colt Officer's Model - 45 ACP
Charter Arms Off Duty - 38 Special
Ruger 22 Cal with Bull barrel
Every one of those have been shot extensively. I know for a fact that I have over 10,000 rounds through that Colt and at least 3000 horsed-up (and I do mean horsed up) rounds through my 41. Maybe a thousand throught the 38 Special and I am not even going to try to guess how many I've ran through the 22.

Gotta be California (again)

Gotta love the 2nd Amendment

OH FUCK!!!!!!!!

Thank you for saving our house, Mister Fireman.