Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Dumbass Liberals
This is for all the liberals out there...
Navy SEAL's are always taught:
1) Keep your priorities in order and,
2) Know when to act without hesitation.
A Navy SEAL was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan.
One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day he shocked the class when he came in, looked to the ceiling, and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting."
It got down to the last couple of minutes when the SEAL got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The SEAL went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.
The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the SEAL and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
The SEAL calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid shit and act like an asshole. So He sent me."
God or no God... Thanks to all our people in uniform!!! You're the greatest!!! Keep punching!!!
-Tattoo Jim
Navy SEAL's are always taught:
1) Keep your priorities in order and,
2) Know when to act without hesitation.
A Navy SEAL was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan.
One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day he shocked the class when he came in, looked to the ceiling, and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting."
It got down to the last couple of minutes when the SEAL got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The SEAL went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.
The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the SEAL and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
The SEAL calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid shit and act like an asshole. So He sent me."
God or no God... Thanks to all our people in uniform!!! You're the greatest!!! Keep punching!!!
-Tattoo Jim
Sunday, June 21, 2009
Yeah, that'll protect you from a nuke
An excerpt from a Yahoo news story concerning them crazy-ass North Koreans lobbing a missile towards Hawaii:
If there were a confirmed missile launch toward Hawaii, outdoor sirens would alert the public, said state Civil Defense spokeswoman Shelly Ichishita. Messages would go out on TV and radio urging people to stay indoors or inside their cars.
If there were a confirmed missile launch toward Hawaii, outdoor sirens would alert the public, said state Civil Defense spokeswoman Shelly Ichishita. Messages would go out on TV and radio urging people to stay indoors or inside their cars.
Saturday, June 20, 2009
Straight up White Trash, God bless 'er
Big tits and sucking beer straight from the keg......
DAMN!!!!!
Free NRA membership link
I've gotten this message from several different people in the past 2 weeks and don't ask why I haven't posted the info. Just fucking lazy, I guess.....
Anyways, Kim from http://brownfood.blogspot.com/ was the last to mention it, so I'll give her credit because (once again) I'm too fucking lazy to go through all my comments to find everybody else that told me about it.
Here it is:
Thanks for stopping by my blog. :)
Hey, if you're into guns which it seems like you are (you're not killing deer with insults), the NRA is offering a free one year membership: http://www.nrahq.org/nrabonus/
:)
Kim
Folks, NOW is the time to do this. The Obamites aren't going to take your guns all at once, they're going to do it one step at a time, just like it's been done in regimes past.
Join the NRA, there's strength in numbers.
And visit Kim's blog - Tales from a lady that's dealing with day to day struggles.
Anyways, Kim from http://brownfood.blogspot.com/ was the last to mention it, so I'll give her credit because (once again) I'm too fucking lazy to go through all my comments to find everybody else that told me about it.
Here it is:
Thanks for stopping by my blog. :)
Hey, if you're into guns which it seems like you are (you're not killing deer with insults), the NRA is offering a free one year membership: http://www.nrahq.org/nrabonus/
:)
Kim
Folks, NOW is the time to do this. The Obamites aren't going to take your guns all at once, they're going to do it one step at a time, just like it's been done in regimes past.
Join the NRA, there's strength in numbers.
And visit Kim's blog - Tales from a lady that's dealing with day to day struggles.
A True Patriot
Every once in a while you see a simple act of patriotism that just fills your heart with so much pride that you get lumps in your throat.
What can I say.............?
Kind of brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?
-Brian P
Gun & Freedom Blog
I stumbled across this last night - don't know how, but I'm glad I did.
http://freedoms-fight.blogspot.com/
If you want some good Right Wing news from a NRA Life Member, give it a shot.
No pun intended.........
http://freedoms-fight.blogspot.com/
If you want some good Right Wing news from a NRA Life Member, give it a shot.
No pun intended.........
Friday, June 19, 2009
"Who the hell is Robert E. Lee???"
A very gentle Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River Bridge in Georgia one day.
As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixing to jump…
She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, ‘Please don’t jump, think of your dear mother and father.’
He replied, ‘Mom and Dad are both dead; I’m going to jump.’
She said, ‘Well, think of your wife and children.’
He replied, ‘I’m not married and I don’t have any kids.’
She said, ‘Well, think of Robert E. Lee.’
He replied, ”Who the Hell is Robert E. Lee?”
She replied, ”Well bless your heart. Just go ahead and jump, you dumb ass Yankee.”
As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixing to jump…
She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, ‘Please don’t jump, think of your dear mother and father.’
He replied, ‘Mom and Dad are both dead; I’m going to jump.’
She said, ‘Well, think of your wife and children.’
He replied, ‘I’m not married and I don’t have any kids.’
She said, ‘Well, think of Robert E. Lee.’
He replied, ”Who the Hell is Robert E. Lee?”
She replied, ”Well bless your heart. Just go ahead and jump, you dumb ass Yankee.”
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Fish & Game
Okay, I've done guns. What I want to see now are pictures of your kills and catches.
I don't care how old they are, how big they are, if it's you're young un's first fish or kill or whatever.
No squirrels, though. Yolo likes squirrels.
Send 'em to:
k59lane@yahoo.com
I don't care how old they are, how big they are, if it's you're young un's first fish or kill or whatever.
No squirrels, though. Yolo likes squirrels.
Send 'em to:
k59lane@yahoo.com
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Jim's ranting again
The liberals think it's only fair if the Cops and the Robbers have the guns... fuck that!!! I have the RIGHT to defend myself!!!
-Tattoo Jim
Ibeam's bass
Caught this beauty yesterday after work in a very small pond that's in the woods next to my house. For New York State, this is a pretty decent sized Largemouth. Unfortunately, I got him fishing with live shiners. 90% of the time I fish lures, but the last two weeks here have been on the cold side and the bass haven't been hitting anything. I've thrown rubber worms, floating rapalas, and spinners at them, which usually land me at least 6 bass and a bunch of yellow perch and crappie, but they haven't been hitting anything. So I broke down, picked up a bunch of medium sized shinners, and those have been doing the trick.
Hope that you are well and keep up your blog! I look at it several times a day for a good laugh and perhaps a glance at a hot babe or two!
Easy,
-ibeam.
Ibeam's a good friend of mine, known him for several years now.
Nice fish, Bro. With just that one, you've got more bass than I have this year......
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