Remember reading all the jokes about “Little Johnny”? You know, the kid that the teachers are afraid to call on for answers in class … for fear of what he might say. Well, a photo of “Little Johnny” has finally surfaced. See if you can find him! By the way, the theme of this picture was “MAKE A FUNNY FACE!” Kinda obvious, isn’t he?
I finally got a dog kill man (first pic).....just kiddin' (second pic). Yeah, I'm still laughing my ass off over that shit. Anyways, this is Clover, our house mutt. We call her a "Jack Rat" because she's half Jack Russell and half Rat Terrier.. She is pretty much just spoiled damn rotten and thinks she rules the roost. I'll send ya some more pics of my "outside dog kills" later, lol. We've got four more dogs.
If you want to find out what the hell Will's talking about, click the Fish & Game link on the sidebar and go to the first post and read the comments. I think we both had a few to many that night.
I was coming in from work tonight and at the corner of Needham and McHenry was a shitload of peacenik protesters, holding up signs against the war. Stupid motherfuckers. As tightly as they were bunched up, I could've taken the whole mob out with one well aimed burst.
Okay. Go buy some fresh string beans, enough to fill a big pot. Snap 'em and then steam them just enough to where they're tender but still good and firm. While the beans are steaming, fry up a pound of bacon (Bacon. Mmmmm, bacon......) so that it's crispy and no fat on it. Don't drain it, you want bacon grease still on it. Crumble it up. Take a couple of tablespoons of melted butter and drizzle it over the beans. Then take some garlic pepper (I use a lot, maybe a half a palm full) sprinkle it freely over the beans, then take your bacon and mix all that shit together. Cover and put in the refrigerator. Let it sit for 3 or 4 hours to blend all the flavors. Reheat, serve with ice cold beer.
TORONTO (AP) - Police have charged the tour manager of the Black Eyed Peas with assault after he allegedly gave celebrity blogger Perez Hilton a black eye outside a Toronto nightclub. Hilton said he got into an argument with band members Fergie and will.i.am at the Cobra nightclub early Monday morning and was punched outside by Polo Molina, the band's tour manager. They were at the club following a Sunday night video awards show. Molina turned himself in and has been charged with assaulting Hilton, Toronto Police Constable Tony Vella said. Molina is due in court Aug. 5. Hilton, whose real name is Mario Lavandeira, complained about the incident on the microblogging site Twitter. He tweeted at 4 a.m.: "I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke." Hilton, who is openly gay, said in interview with The Associated Press that he called will.i.am a "faggot," a gay slur, inside the club after the musician told the blogger not to write about his band on his Web site. "He was like 'You need to respect me.' He was in my face. He was obviously trying to intimidate me and scare me," Hilton said. "I was like 'I don't need to respect you. I don't respect you and I did say this, and I knew that it would be the worst thing I could possibly say to him because he was acting the way he was. I said 'You know what, I don't respect you and you're gay and stop being such a faggot.'" Hilton, who was at the club with Lady Gaga, said he then left the club and was punched from behind. The pop stars and the blogger were among celebrities in Toronto for the MuchMusic Video Awards on Sunday night.
Don't turn you're back, Perez. Ex Miss California's gunning for your ass, too.
I saw your post about sending you pics of fish and kills and how you are eventually gonna want posts of dogs. Well since you already posted my latest largemouth, here's a photo of my dog just minutes before catching that beauty. His name is Luke and he's a Black Lab mixed with something. We got him from the pound as a puppy and he was apparently beaten, so he's a bit crazy in the head, but we love him just the same. He's about 8 years old and unfortunately now has a tumor on his stomach. You can kinda see it in the photo. The vet said to leave it be for now. He also had hip surgery when he was a puppy, so he walks with a bit of a limp. It's pretty funny to watch him run, as his left back leg swings out wildly! He follows me out to my local pond every time I go fishing, and all he does is basically what you see in the photo. He stands in the water and waits and watches. Every time I catch something, he tries to bite the fish as I bring it on shore. It's quite a sight and is funny as all hell!
Clint Smith, Director of Thunder Ranch, is part drill instructor, and part stand up comic. Here are a few of his observation on tactics, firearms, self defense and life as we know it in the civilized world.
"The handgun would not be my choice of weapon if I knew I was going to a fight....I'd choose a rifle, a shotgun, an RPG or an atomic bomb instead."
"The two most important rules in a gunfight are: always cheat and always win."
"Every time I teach a class, I discover I don't know something."
"Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way."
"Make your attacker advance through a wall of bullets. I may get Killed with my own gun, but he's gonna have to beat me to death with it, cause it's going to be empty."
"If you're not shootin', you should be loadin'. If you're not Loadin, you should be movin', if you're not movin', someone's gonna cut Your head off and put it on a stick."
"When you reload in low light encounters, don't put your flashlight in your back pocket.. If you light yourself up, you'll look like an angel or the tooth fairy...and you're gonna be one of 'em pretty soon."
"Do something. It may be wrong, but do something."
"Nothing adds a little class to a sniper course like a babe in a Ghilliesuit."
"Shoot what's available, as long as it's available, until something else becomes available."
"If you carry a gun, people will call you paranoid. That's ridiculous..If I have a gun, what in the hell do I have to be paranoid for."
"Don't shoot fast, shoot good."
"You can say 'stop' or 'alto' or use any other word you think will work but I've found that a large bore muzzle pointed at someone's head is pretty much the universal language."
"You have the rest of your life to solve your problems. How long you live depends on how well you do it."
"You cannot save the planet. You may be able to save yourself and your family."
President Obama, during his ABC healthcare infomercial, appeared to say that healthcare would be cheaper if we don't give the elderly and the terminally ill the same treatment that they now receive. His logic seems to be, why give a terminally ill patient a hip-replacement; after all, they're still going to die. I guess they probably don't need painkillers either. I thought liberals were the party of compassion.
I don't know why, but I've gotten the strangest urge to go buy a 12 gauge coach gun this weekend. I mean, I've got a fine pump shotgun with an 18" barrel, but there's something about a double barreled shortie that just appeals to me. Am I the only one out there that likes 'em?
Michael Jackson, the 'King of Pop,' dies at age 50
LOS ANGELES – Michael Jackson, the sensationally gifted child star who rose to become the "King of Pop" and the biggest celebrity in the world only to fall from his throne in a freakish series of scandals, died Thursday. He was 50. Jackson died at UCLA Medical Center in Los Angeles. Ed Winter, the assistant chief coroner for Los Angeles County, confirmed his office had been notified of the death and would handle the investigation.