I have noticed that I'm seeing a lot less of those "Hope & Change" bumper stickers lately.
Maybe the sheeple are starting to realize they fucked up.
Tuesday, July 07, 2009
From the NRA
Earlier today, the Senate Public Safety Committee passed Assembly Bill 962. The bill now moves to the Senate Appropriations Committee for consideration. No hearing date has been scheduled.
AB962, sponsored by Assembly Member Kevin De Leon (D-45), would make it a crime to privately transfer more than 50 rounds of ammunition per month, even between family and friends, unless you are registered as a “handgun ammunition vendor” in the Department of Justice’s database. Ammunition retailers would have to be licensed and store ammunition in such a manner that it would be inaccessible to purchasers. The bill would also require purchasers submit to fingerprinting, which would be kept in dealers' records and subject to inspection by the Department of Justice. Lastly, mail order ammunition sales would be prohibited.
AB962, sponsored by Assembly Member Kevin De Leon (D-45), would make it a crime to privately transfer more than 50 rounds of ammunition per month, even between family and friends, unless you are registered as a “handgun ammunition vendor” in the Department of Justice’s database. Ammunition retailers would have to be licensed and store ammunition in such a manner that it would be inaccessible to purchasers. The bill would also require purchasers submit to fingerprinting, which would be kept in dealers' records and subject to inspection by the Department of Justice. Lastly, mail order ammunition sales would be prohibited.
A thought
One thing I did realize about turning 50 is this:
It's a milestone in my life. When I was 49 (yesterday) folks would say "Well, he's still got time to change. He'll turn it around someday."
Now they say "He's never gonna change. Fuck that asshole."
Hey folks, thanks for all the well wishes. I appreciate it!
It's a milestone in my life. When I was 49 (yesterday) folks would say "Well, he's still got time to change. He'll turn it around someday."
Now they say "He's never gonna change. Fuck that asshole."
Hey folks, thanks for all the well wishes. I appreciate it!
A sign of things to come
Well, my day didn't turn out anything like I planned.
I got up this morning nice and early and headed up towards the Walker on the other side of Sonora Pass. I was having a hard time shaking the cobwebs out of my head but figured some nice cool mountain air and a gallon of my lifesaving asskicking wonderful coffee would take care of that. Wrong, wrong, wrong.
At the 5000 foot level I was having a hard time staying awake, so I pulled off onto a logging road, found a small clearing and slept for an hour. I drove on for a bit and started nodding again! Fuck this. I hit the North Fork of the Stanislaus, washed my face and commenced to try to fly fish.
Now you gotta understand that I'm new to this fly fishing shit, so basically what happened was I thrashed the hell out of the water, scared the holy living crap out of every living creature in and around the water and moved on a little further upstream to do the same thing.
This went on for a couple of hours until I was thoroughly satisfied that nobody would every catch anything there ever again, then I went back to my truck and got my 41 magnum out and did some stump busting.
I thought about heading over the Pass and on to Reno (fuck that fly fishing shit) and Virginia City for some partying but started thinking "Why?".
I mean, why in the hell should I waste the gas and time to do something I could do in the comfort of my own home? And it would be a lot cheaper plus I wouldn't have a 4 hour drive home all hungover and feeling pukey.
Some I came home and took a nap. What the fuck, I AM old. And evidently, boring.
I had only been asleep for about 10 minutes when Dad called.
"Whatcha doin' Boy?"
"Taking a fucking nap," I mumbled.
"Well, when you get done with your nap, get your ass over here and carry me down to the Ford dealership so I can pick up my new truck."
The world hates me. "Okay, I'll be there in a minute."
"No, no, finish your nap" he says.
"You finished it for me when you woke me up," I said. "And why in the hell did you buy a new truck anyways? You'll be dead before you pay it off."
"Fuck you" he says and hangs up.
So I drag my ass out the door and take him to get his truck. Nice, I gotta admit. And it'll be mine in a few years.
I came home and tried to lay down again. The phone rings. I forgot to turn it off. It's one of my aunts calling to wish me a happy birthday. The world hates me.
I say "fuck the nap" and go to the store to buy the fixin's for a nice steak dinner. Get home and realized I forgot the charcoal. The world hates me.
I go back to the store for the charcoal and when I get home there's a citation from the city on my door for watering my weeds too early in the day.
The world hates me.
I got up this morning nice and early and headed up towards the Walker on the other side of Sonora Pass. I was having a hard time shaking the cobwebs out of my head but figured some nice cool mountain air and a gallon of my lifesaving asskicking wonderful coffee would take care of that. Wrong, wrong, wrong.
At the 5000 foot level I was having a hard time staying awake, so I pulled off onto a logging road, found a small clearing and slept for an hour. I drove on for a bit and started nodding again! Fuck this. I hit the North Fork of the Stanislaus, washed my face and commenced to try to fly fish.
Now you gotta understand that I'm new to this fly fishing shit, so basically what happened was I thrashed the hell out of the water, scared the holy living crap out of every living creature in and around the water and moved on a little further upstream to do the same thing.
This went on for a couple of hours until I was thoroughly satisfied that nobody would every catch anything there ever again, then I went back to my truck and got my 41 magnum out and did some stump busting.
I thought about heading over the Pass and on to Reno (fuck that fly fishing shit) and Virginia City for some partying but started thinking "Why?".
I mean, why in the hell should I waste the gas and time to do something I could do in the comfort of my own home? And it would be a lot cheaper plus I wouldn't have a 4 hour drive home all hungover and feeling pukey.
Some I came home and took a nap. What the fuck, I AM old. And evidently, boring.
I had only been asleep for about 10 minutes when Dad called.
"Whatcha doin' Boy?"
"Taking a fucking nap," I mumbled.
"Well, when you get done with your nap, get your ass over here and carry me down to the Ford dealership so I can pick up my new truck."
The world hates me. "Okay, I'll be there in a minute."
"No, no, finish your nap" he says.
"You finished it for me when you woke me up," I said. "And why in the hell did you buy a new truck anyways? You'll be dead before you pay it off."
"Fuck you" he says and hangs up.
So I drag my ass out the door and take him to get his truck. Nice, I gotta admit. And it'll be mine in a few years.
I came home and tried to lay down again. The phone rings. I forgot to turn it off. It's one of my aunts calling to wish me a happy birthday. The world hates me.
I say "fuck the nap" and go to the store to buy the fixin's for a nice steak dinner. Get home and realized I forgot the charcoal. The world hates me.
I go back to the store for the charcoal and when I get home there's a citation from the city on my door for watering my weeds too early in the day.
The world hates me.
Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me. Fuck, I'm old.
I'm celebrating my 50th birthday tomorrow. Blowing town, going to flyfish the Walker in the morning and then headed to Virginia City, Reno and God knows where else for some serious partying. Pray for me. I'm gonna need it.
More tomorrow night, maybe the next day,
-Wirecutter
More tomorrow night, maybe the next day,
-Wirecutter
Fan mail
Wirecutter-
Just wanted to say thank you for keeping a Nor-Cal perspective in these fucked up times . Being a born and raised Modesto refugee , it's good to see some people are the same up north. When I moved to L.A. 16 years ago I didn't really understand what a normal (Okie) upbringing would be like around all these spoiled , twisted Angelenos. At least I can log on to your site and feel like I'm back home from time to time. Keep up the good work and don't take shit from anyone.
A fan from L.A. ,
L.C. Lee
Just wanted to say thank you for keeping a Nor-Cal perspective in these fucked up times . Being a born and raised Modesto refugee , it's good to see some people are the same up north. When I moved to L.A. 16 years ago I didn't really understand what a normal (Okie) upbringing would be like around all these spoiled , twisted Angelenos. At least I can log on to your site and feel like I'm back home from time to time. Keep up the good work and don't take shit from anyone.
A fan from L.A. ,
L.C. Lee
Monday, July 06, 2009
Hog Whitman, are ye out there???
Hit me up at k59lane@yahoo.com and let me know how I can contribute to your new blog. I can't figure it out as fucked up as I am.
-Wirecutter
-Wirecutter
Hey, ya gotta go......
Thanks Yolo!
I'm wondering if the cop is showing contempt or satisfying a fetish?
Sunday, July 05, 2009
True, true
"They that can give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."
Benjamin Franklin, Historical Review of Pennsylvania, 1759
Benjamin Franklin, Historical Review of Pennsylvania, 1759
Saturday, July 04, 2009
My morning
I got up this morning feeling pretty damned good considering how fucked up I got last night, poured a cup of coffee and went out to the backyard to drink it as the sun came up. I wished I was fishing up in the mountains instead of my backyard, but with all the fucking Bay Area People up there camping, ya gotta take what you can get.
A little later I did some housework, napped for an hour, then headed for Bass Pro to buy some fishing shit. As I was going down the freeway, a car pulled up next to me and this woman rolls down here window and screamed "RACIST!" at me, probably in reference to my Fuck Obama sticker on my tailgate. I didn't say a word, just reached over and picked up a big ball bearing from my console and flung it as hard as I could at her window as it was going back up. Damn, she looked shocked! What the fuck did she expect?
I gotta tell you, sometimes I really enjoy being Right in a left wing world.
A little later I did some housework, napped for an hour, then headed for Bass Pro to buy some fishing shit. As I was going down the freeway, a car pulled up next to me and this woman rolls down here window and screamed "RACIST!" at me, probably in reference to my Fuck Obama sticker on my tailgate. I didn't say a word, just reached over and picked up a big ball bearing from my console and flung it as hard as I could at her window as it was going back up. Damn, she looked shocked! What the fuck did she expect?
I gotta tell you, sometimes I really enjoy being Right in a left wing world.
Friday, July 03, 2009
Sorry, y'all!
Okay. Here's the deal. I started my vacation tonight, it's only 7:45 PM, and I've already got a stagger in my gait. It was all I could do to post a titty picture. More tomorrow. Posts, not titty pictures.
Thursday, July 02, 2009
I love you 15 ways
English …. I Love You
Spanish …. Te Amo
French …. Je T’aime
German …. Ich Liebe Dich
Chinese …. Wo Ai Ni
Alabama,
Arkansas,
Texas,
North Carolina,
Louisiana,
South Carolina,
Georgia,
Tennessee,
Mississippi,
Kentucky …….. Nice Tits
Thanks, Yolo!
Spanish …. Te Amo
French …. Je T’aime
German …. Ich Liebe Dich
Chinese …. Wo Ai Ni
Alabama,
Arkansas,
Texas,
North Carolina,
Louisiana,
South Carolina,
Georgia,
Tennessee,
Mississippi,
Kentucky …….. Nice Tits
Thanks, Yolo!
Wednesday, July 01, 2009
Now we know why Deb moved to Maine
In Worchester, Mass. it's called "the turtlefucker"... WTF kind of statue is that????
-Tattoo Jim
For Andy
Here's a funny for Andy... keep your humor man... we're thinking about you man...
-Tattoo Jim
Yeah, Bro. Keep your head up. It's one thing to lose a job over something you did, but you lost yours because of what somebody DIDN'T do.
-Wirecutter
Could've been me
Remember reading all the jokes about “Little Johnny”? You know, the kid that the teachers are afraid to call on for answers in class … for fear of what he might say.
Well, a photo of “Little Johnny” has finally surfaced. See if you can find him!
By the way, the theme of this picture was “MAKE A FUNNY FACE!”
Kinda obvious, isn’t he?
Well, a photo of “Little Johnny” has finally surfaced. See if you can find him!
By the way, the theme of this picture was “MAKE A FUNNY FACE!”
Kinda obvious, isn’t he?
Thanks, Woody
Will's dog kill
Hey Wirecutter!
I finally got a dog kill man (first pic).....just kiddin' (second pic). Yeah, I'm still laughing my ass off over that shit. Anyways, this is Clover, our house mutt. We call her a "Jack Rat" because she's half Jack Russell and half Rat Terrier.. She is pretty much just spoiled damn rotten and thinks she rules the roost. I'll send ya some more pics of my "outside dog kills" later, lol. We've got four more dogs.
If you want to find out what the hell Will's talking about, click the Fish & Game link on the sidebar and go to the first post and read the comments. I think we both had a few to many that night.
Where's an automatic when you need it?
I was coming in from work tonight and at the corner of Needham and McHenry was a shitload of peacenik protesters, holding up signs against the war. Stupid motherfuckers. As tightly as they were bunched up, I could've taken the whole mob out with one well aimed burst.
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