Lula from www.whatsinalulabelle.blogspot.com just sent in this link for us.
http://pocketbacon.com/
You have got to check this out! A site dedicated to all things bacon. It even has bacon downloads for you desktop, you can see my new one below.
Damn, I'm all excited!
Thanks, Lula!!!!!
Wednesday, July 08, 2009
Honor & Remember
Mission: To create, establish and promote a nationally recognized flag that would fly continuously as a visible reminder to all Americans of the lives lost in defense of our national freedoms. All Military lives lost not only in action but also in service, from our nation's inception.
Rationale: In our over 200 year history there has never been an official national symbol that recognizes in gratitude and respect the ultimate sacrifice made by members of the United States military in service to our nation. The Honor and Remember Flag was created for that purpose.
To visit their website and learn more about this organization go to:
http://honorandremember.org/
Thanks to Tattoo Jim for sending me the information to pass along to you folks.
Rationale: In our over 200 year history there has never been an official national symbol that recognizes in gratitude and respect the ultimate sacrifice made by members of the United States military in service to our nation. The Honor and Remember Flag was created for that purpose.
To visit their website and learn more about this organization go to:
http://honorandremember.org/
Thanks to Tattoo Jim for sending me the information to pass along to you folks.
Tuesday, July 07, 2009
I didn't do it. Honest.
Federal Web sites knocked out by cyber attack
WASHINGTON – A widespread and unusually resilient computer attack that began July 4 knocked out the Web sites of several government agencies, including some that are responsible for fighting cyber crime, The Associated Press has learned.
The Treasury Department, Secret Service, Federal Trade Commission and Transportation Department Web sites were all down at varying points over the holiday weekend and into this week, according to officials inside and outside the government. Some of the sites were still experiencing problems Tuesday evening. Cyber attacks on South Korea government and private sites also may be linked, officials there said.
WASHINGTON – A widespread and unusually resilient computer attack that began July 4 knocked out the Web sites of several government agencies, including some that are responsible for fighting cyber crime, The Associated Press has learned.
The Treasury Department, Secret Service, Federal Trade Commission and Transportation Department Web sites were all down at varying points over the holiday weekend and into this week, according to officials inside and outside the government. Some of the sites were still experiencing problems Tuesday evening. Cyber attacks on South Korea government and private sites also may be linked, officials there said.
Gotta get one
I have noticed that I'm seeing a lot less of those "Hope & Change" bumper stickers lately.
Maybe the sheeple are starting to realize they fucked up.
From the NRA
Earlier today, the Senate Public Safety Committee passed Assembly Bill 962. The bill now moves to the Senate Appropriations Committee for consideration. No hearing date has been scheduled.
AB962, sponsored by Assembly Member Kevin De Leon (D-45), would make it a crime to privately transfer more than 50 rounds of ammunition per month, even between family and friends, unless you are registered as a “handgun ammunition vendor” in the Department of Justice’s database. Ammunition retailers would have to be licensed and store ammunition in such a manner that it would be inaccessible to purchasers. The bill would also require purchasers submit to fingerprinting, which would be kept in dealers' records and subject to inspection by the Department of Justice. Lastly, mail order ammunition sales would be prohibited.
AB962, sponsored by Assembly Member Kevin De Leon (D-45), would make it a crime to privately transfer more than 50 rounds of ammunition per month, even between family and friends, unless you are registered as a “handgun ammunition vendor” in the Department of Justice’s database. Ammunition retailers would have to be licensed and store ammunition in such a manner that it would be inaccessible to purchasers. The bill would also require purchasers submit to fingerprinting, which would be kept in dealers' records and subject to inspection by the Department of Justice. Lastly, mail order ammunition sales would be prohibited.
A thought
One thing I did realize about turning 50 is this:
It's a milestone in my life. When I was 49 (yesterday) folks would say "Well, he's still got time to change. He'll turn it around someday."
Now they say "He's never gonna change. Fuck that asshole."
Hey folks, thanks for all the well wishes. I appreciate it!
It's a milestone in my life. When I was 49 (yesterday) folks would say "Well, he's still got time to change. He'll turn it around someday."
Now they say "He's never gonna change. Fuck that asshole."
Hey folks, thanks for all the well wishes. I appreciate it!
A sign of things to come
Well, my day didn't turn out anything like I planned.
I got up this morning nice and early and headed up towards the Walker on the other side of Sonora Pass. I was having a hard time shaking the cobwebs out of my head but figured some nice cool mountain air and a gallon of my lifesaving asskicking wonderful coffee would take care of that. Wrong, wrong, wrong.
At the 5000 foot level I was having a hard time staying awake, so I pulled off onto a logging road, found a small clearing and slept for an hour. I drove on for a bit and started nodding again! Fuck this. I hit the North Fork of the Stanislaus, washed my face and commenced to try to fly fish.
Now you gotta understand that I'm new to this fly fishing shit, so basically what happened was I thrashed the hell out of the water, scared the holy living crap out of every living creature in and around the water and moved on a little further upstream to do the same thing.
This went on for a couple of hours until I was thoroughly satisfied that nobody would every catch anything there ever again, then I went back to my truck and got my 41 magnum out and did some stump busting.
I thought about heading over the Pass and on to Reno (fuck that fly fishing shit) and Virginia City for some partying but started thinking "Why?".
I mean, why in the hell should I waste the gas and time to do something I could do in the comfort of my own home? And it would be a lot cheaper plus I wouldn't have a 4 hour drive home all hungover and feeling pukey.
Some I came home and took a nap. What the fuck, I AM old. And evidently, boring.
I had only been asleep for about 10 minutes when Dad called.
"Whatcha doin' Boy?"
"Taking a fucking nap," I mumbled.
"Well, when you get done with your nap, get your ass over here and carry me down to the Ford dealership so I can pick up my new truck."
The world hates me. "Okay, I'll be there in a minute."
"No, no, finish your nap" he says.
"You finished it for me when you woke me up," I said. "And why in the hell did you buy a new truck anyways? You'll be dead before you pay it off."
"Fuck you" he says and hangs up.
So I drag my ass out the door and take him to get his truck. Nice, I gotta admit. And it'll be mine in a few years.
I came home and tried to lay down again. The phone rings. I forgot to turn it off. It's one of my aunts calling to wish me a happy birthday. The world hates me.
I say "fuck the nap" and go to the store to buy the fixin's for a nice steak dinner. Get home and realized I forgot the charcoal. The world hates me.
I go back to the store for the charcoal and when I get home there's a citation from the city on my door for watering my weeds too early in the day.
The world hates me.
I got up this morning nice and early and headed up towards the Walker on the other side of Sonora Pass. I was having a hard time shaking the cobwebs out of my head but figured some nice cool mountain air and a gallon of my lifesaving asskicking wonderful coffee would take care of that. Wrong, wrong, wrong.
At the 5000 foot level I was having a hard time staying awake, so I pulled off onto a logging road, found a small clearing and slept for an hour. I drove on for a bit and started nodding again! Fuck this. I hit the North Fork of the Stanislaus, washed my face and commenced to try to fly fish.
Now you gotta understand that I'm new to this fly fishing shit, so basically what happened was I thrashed the hell out of the water, scared the holy living crap out of every living creature in and around the water and moved on a little further upstream to do the same thing.
This went on for a couple of hours until I was thoroughly satisfied that nobody would every catch anything there ever again, then I went back to my truck and got my 41 magnum out and did some stump busting.
I thought about heading over the Pass and on to Reno (fuck that fly fishing shit) and Virginia City for some partying but started thinking "Why?".
I mean, why in the hell should I waste the gas and time to do something I could do in the comfort of my own home? And it would be a lot cheaper plus I wouldn't have a 4 hour drive home all hungover and feeling pukey.
Some I came home and took a nap. What the fuck, I AM old. And evidently, boring.
I had only been asleep for about 10 minutes when Dad called.
"Whatcha doin' Boy?"
"Taking a fucking nap," I mumbled.
"Well, when you get done with your nap, get your ass over here and carry me down to the Ford dealership so I can pick up my new truck."
The world hates me. "Okay, I'll be there in a minute."
"No, no, finish your nap" he says.
"You finished it for me when you woke me up," I said. "And why in the hell did you buy a new truck anyways? You'll be dead before you pay it off."
"Fuck you" he says and hangs up.
So I drag my ass out the door and take him to get his truck. Nice, I gotta admit. And it'll be mine in a few years.
I came home and tried to lay down again. The phone rings. I forgot to turn it off. It's one of my aunts calling to wish me a happy birthday. The world hates me.
I say "fuck the nap" and go to the store to buy the fixin's for a nice steak dinner. Get home and realized I forgot the charcoal. The world hates me.
I go back to the store for the charcoal and when I get home there's a citation from the city on my door for watering my weeds too early in the day.
The world hates me.
Monday, July 06, 2009
Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me. Fuck, I'm old.
I'm celebrating my 50th birthday tomorrow. Blowing town, going to flyfish the Walker in the morning and then headed to Virginia City, Reno and God knows where else for some serious partying. Pray for me. I'm gonna need it.
More tomorrow night, maybe the next day,
-Wirecutter
More tomorrow night, maybe the next day,
-Wirecutter
Fan mail
Wirecutter-
Just wanted to say thank you for keeping a Nor-Cal perspective in these fucked up times . Being a born and raised Modesto refugee , it's good to see some people are the same up north. When I moved to L.A. 16 years ago I didn't really understand what a normal (Okie) upbringing would be like around all these spoiled , twisted Angelenos. At least I can log on to your site and feel like I'm back home from time to time. Keep up the good work and don't take shit from anyone.
A fan from L.A. ,
L.C. Lee
Just wanted to say thank you for keeping a Nor-Cal perspective in these fucked up times . Being a born and raised Modesto refugee , it's good to see some people are the same up north. When I moved to L.A. 16 years ago I didn't really understand what a normal (Okie) upbringing would be like around all these spoiled , twisted Angelenos. At least I can log on to your site and feel like I'm back home from time to time. Keep up the good work and don't take shit from anyone.
A fan from L.A. ,
L.C. Lee
Hog Whitman, are ye out there???
Hit me up at k59lane@yahoo.com and let me know how I can contribute to your new blog. I can't figure it out as fucked up as I am.
-Wirecutter
-Wirecutter
Hey, ya gotta go......
Thanks Yolo!
I'm wondering if the cop is showing contempt or satisfying a fetish?
Sunday, July 05, 2009
True, true
"They that can give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."
Benjamin Franklin, Historical Review of Pennsylvania, 1759
Benjamin Franklin, Historical Review of Pennsylvania, 1759
Saturday, July 04, 2009
My morning
I got up this morning feeling pretty damned good considering how fucked up I got last night, poured a cup of coffee and went out to the backyard to drink it as the sun came up. I wished I was fishing up in the mountains instead of my backyard, but with all the fucking Bay Area People up there camping, ya gotta take what you can get.
A little later I did some housework, napped for an hour, then headed for Bass Pro to buy some fishing shit. As I was going down the freeway, a car pulled up next to me and this woman rolls down here window and screamed "RACIST!" at me, probably in reference to my Fuck Obama sticker on my tailgate. I didn't say a word, just reached over and picked up a big ball bearing from my console and flung it as hard as I could at her window as it was going back up. Damn, she looked shocked! What the fuck did she expect?
I gotta tell you, sometimes I really enjoy being Right in a left wing world.
A little later I did some housework, napped for an hour, then headed for Bass Pro to buy some fishing shit. As I was going down the freeway, a car pulled up next to me and this woman rolls down here window and screamed "RACIST!" at me, probably in reference to my Fuck Obama sticker on my tailgate. I didn't say a word, just reached over and picked up a big ball bearing from my console and flung it as hard as I could at her window as it was going back up. Damn, she looked shocked! What the fuck did she expect?
I gotta tell you, sometimes I really enjoy being Right in a left wing world.
Friday, July 03, 2009
Sorry, y'all!
Okay. Here's the deal. I started my vacation tonight, it's only 7:45 PM, and I've already got a stagger in my gait. It was all I could do to post a titty picture. More tomorrow. Posts, not titty pictures.
Thursday, July 02, 2009
I love you 15 ways
English …. I Love You
Spanish …. Te Amo
French …. Je T’aime
German …. Ich Liebe Dich
Chinese …. Wo Ai Ni
Alabama,
Arkansas,
Texas,
North Carolina,
Louisiana,
South Carolina,
Georgia,
Tennessee,
Mississippi,
Kentucky …….. Nice Tits
Thanks, Yolo!
Spanish …. Te Amo
French …. Je T’aime
German …. Ich Liebe Dich
Chinese …. Wo Ai Ni
Alabama,
Arkansas,
Texas,
North Carolina,
Louisiana,
South Carolina,
Georgia,
Tennessee,
Mississippi,
Kentucky …….. Nice Tits
Thanks, Yolo!
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