Bacon. Mmmmm, bacon.....

Bacon flavored rolling papers......

Are you checking this out, Yolo? Hey Yolo? Yolooooooo?

Damn, they think of everything, don't they? Next, you'll have some stoner trying to grow bacon flavored weed. Hey!!!!! I could do that! Hmmmmm.......

Thanks, VC

http://throwtheball.blogspot.com/

I could spend my whole paycheck in that bar

Keepin' a Brotha down

-Ibeam

Gotta be California (again)

A sobering image

My bud Brian (Franklin's Daddy) recently went to DC.

Here's the only picture of his visit that he sent.

And when you think about it, it was the only picture that he needed to send. I mean, you can see all the sights, visit all the monuments, go to the museums, everything, but if it wasn't for the Men and Women that have sacrificed their lives for our wonderful Nation, we wouldn't have any of it.

Thanks, Brian

Ya think?

I opened the paper this morning while sitting on the can (I read it there so I can REALLY express my opinion on current events) and saw where Fuckhead Obama's Town Hall meeting was calm, even subdued.
When I get home, I pop a beer (So I can forget about current events) and turn on the news and hear the same thing.
Okay, two things:
One, do you honestly think that they let just anybody into the room? Seriously, do you think they would've allowed me or Woody in? Me, maybe. Woody? Yeah, right. If you knew Woody, you'd understand.
Two, ANYBODY is going to be calm and subdued when you've been searched, quizzed and God knows what else, then surrounded by his henchmen armed with Uzis and (again) God knows what else?
Except Woody.

Chris's guns

The tale of two camps.I didn't realize, until I put this picture together, that this represents the first two firearms I ever purchased and the last two, so far.

I bought the Camp 9 (bottom) back in 1985, right after my 18th birthday. The Star Mod.30 pistol in 1988, just after I turned 21. The fact that the magazines were interchangeable was pure dumb luck. The Thompson/Auto-Ordanace 1911 fell in my lap in late 2008, 21 years later. Mid 2009, a Camp 45 pops out of nowhere and now I have the sets!!

I had always wanted a Camp 45 to go with the 9 but never dreamed of actually finding one. Pure dumb luck again!

Together at last!

LIFE IS GOOD!!

-Chris L.

Good morning, Guys

Oh hell yeah!!!!

-Yolo

And you wonder why I'm afraid of clowns

Cousin Bessie comes to visit

A case of the clap?

-Stevienatt

That's my Punkindog!

With legs like that, I'd be dry-humping her too.

Fuck you, Hillary

Clinton snapped at the university student in Kinshasa on Monday when he asked what her husband, former President Bill Clinton, and Congo native and former NBA star Dikembe Mutombo thought about an international financial matter. Mutombo was appearing with her at the university.
"Wait. You want me to tell you what my husband thinks?" Clinton asked in response. "My husband is not the secretary of state; I am. So you ask my opinion, I will tell you my opinion. I'm not going to be channeling my husband."



Now wait a minute. Isn't this the same woman that so arrogantly proclaimed "WE are the President" when her whore mongering husband held that office?
My, aren't we huffy?

Gotta save the important stuff

No safety award for you this week

Ha! You should've seen the look on your face!

The Tiny Cabin

A social worker from a big city in Massachusetts recently transferred to the Mountains of North Carolina and Georgia and was on the first tour of her new territory when she came upon the tiniest cabin she had ever seen in her life. Intrigued, she went up and knocked on the door.
"Anybody home?" she asked.
"Yep," came a kid's voice through the door.
"Is your father there?" asked the social worker.
"Pa? Nope, he left afore Ma came in," said the kid.
"Well, is your mother there?" persisted the social worker.
"Ma? Nope, she left just afore I got here," said the kid.
"But," protested the social worker, "are you never together as a family?"
"Sure, but not here," said the kid through the door. "This is the outhouse!"

Government workers are so smart. Aren't you overjoyed that they'll soon be handling all our financial, educational and medical dilemmas?


-Balloon2

Aghhhh! Somebody throw her some bacon!

Left or right?

I'll take the one on the left. I'm looking to the future - in a couple of years the one on the right will have floor length titties if they're not there now without the Over The Shoulder Boulder Holder.

FUCK YOU, OBAMA

Should've got one for my ex

My ex could've used one of these. She had to piss every 40 miles. I think I knew every potty stop between here and Reno.......

Mmmm, fried rat!

You just got a time out for chucking rocks

Wow!

And no tattoos, Badgirl.

Gotta be California (again)

Fucking A

The Constitution and the piece of CRAP called Healthcare


You are losing your rights as an American. It seems to me, you don’t give a shit. Your ignorant and happy. No, I’m not talking about you Commie Libs that are getting what you want with Socialism. I’m talking about the ignorant that voted for Obutthole because it was cool, or didn’t vote, or don’t pay attention to politics and what it’s doing to their freedom, and then sit eating potato chips and playing with their Wii (your going to go blind doing that).
I’m tired of pounding my head till it’s bloody, so I will pound your head some more in hopes that you do something, such as:
Read the Constitution.Read a bill.Call and email your Reps and Senators. Join a tea party.Walk on Washington.
You were taught the Constitution and American history in such a dull, bland way (if taught it at all) that you do not recall any of it. That is what these Commie libs want. They depend on you being so dumbed down that you will fall for such a smooth talking Commie Lib, Obutthole.
Healthcare is one example Obutthole talks about and the ignorant fall for. Healthcare is NOT in our Constitution. I know your Commie Libs want to shove this shit sandwich down our throats. Not that you care about the Constitution.
I can hear you disbelievers now, “WHAT! Your nuts, Foxwood. Everyone has the right to healthcare.” That is why I have told you to read the Constitution. THE CONSTITUTION IS THE LAW.
The Tenth Amendment tell you healthcare is NOT Constitutional therefor NOT A RIGHT: The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.
In working mans terms, if it’s not in the Constitution, it’s not for the Federal Government (Obutthole and Congress) to decide. It’s up to the States to make it a state law.
With that said, and I know we won’t get rid of things already passed that are unconstitutional, what do we do with healthcare?
Well, we don’t pass this bill. Keep government out of it. And we fix the problems our current system has. The United States has the best healthcare in the world. People from around the world come to the United States to see our doctors. The problem with our healthcare is that the insurance doesn’t cover 10% of Americans. The healthcare bill will increase coverage to the American people by 4%. We want to spend all of this money for a measly 4%?
Let’s not forget how well the government runs the post office, the DMV, the Indian Hospitals, the VA Hospitals, Medicare and Medicade, Amtrack, Social Security, Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. Government can’t run shit. They are having a hard time running themselves. Why would you trust them with your health.
Now, let’s not say anything bad about Obutthole’s healthcare plan, as I just did. He has spy’s. I know you informed Americans and you Commie libs know this. I want the ignorant to see what an Orwellian society Obutthole wants. Go to their “Snitches for Bitches” website at:
http://www.whitehouse.gov/blog/Facts-Are-Stubborn-Things/
So what happened to the First Amendment? Only Commie Libs have freedom of speech. The First Amendment does not apply to anyone who opposes Obutthole. Here’s your chance, you piece of shit Commie libs. Add Foxwood to the shit list.
Here is the healthcare bill the House of Representative propose.http://docs.house.gov/edlabor/AAHCA-BillText-071409.pdf
Now read for yourself what others are saying about this bill. You’ll find the American Citizen (who is getting beaten at town hall meetings) is more informed than your Senators and Reps.
http://www.google.com/#hl=en&q=%22hr+3200%22+pg&btnG=Google+Search&aq=f&oq=%22hr+3200%22+pg&aqi=&fp=XDVqq10Z7K4
And then the Obutthole administration wants you to turn in your fellow American. You Commie libs can stop lying to us on your Commie lib blogs. Your leader has shown himself. And you ignorant bastiches, we will lose our country if you don’t get your hand off your Wii and learn something, then do something. You better start giving a shit NOW!
“I am sick and tired of people who call you unpatriotic if you debate this administration’s policies. We are Americans and have the right to participate and debate any administration.” – Hillary Clinton


-From Animal Farm

We're all Socialists now

Excluding small business, there are three major employment agencies. Federal Government, the auto industry, and State Government. Small business would be the biggest, but the Obama Administration can’t go after them directly. What are they going after? Well he already has the Federal Government and the auto industry. That leaves State Government.
We just found out how the states will lose States Rights by taking state bailout money. Here’s how he (Barry) will gain control of small business. Let’s take the example of a child day care business. It’s one of those businesses that make over $250,000 and the owner is considered rich. I know the owner. She is not rich. But I digress.
She will lose her license, therefor her business, if she does not do as the state says. They tell her, ‘It is your job to raise the children as we see fit’. I thought it was the parents job to do this. What other businesses are licensed by the state? Electrical, plumbing, air conditioning, I can name some others.
No, Barry O doesn’t want to be in your business. He says he doesn’t want to be in the auto business, but he is. He is already telling the auto makers how much to spend on advertising, who they will fire, what dealerships to keep, how much they can make and what cars they can manufacture. He blew off the 5th Amendment and allowed non-secured creditors to be ahead of secured creditors in bankruptcy court, by telling these secured creditors he would drag them through the mud with the White House Press Corp. Clearly unconstitutional.
Most of you don’t even know what Barry is telling the banks to do. He forced all banks to take bailout money, whether they needed it or not. If they didn’t want to take it, he would see over an investigation in their records. He told the banks to take the money for lending, but forced them to use it to buy smaller banks instead, because it’s easier to control more banking that way. Barry learned Chicago thuggery well.
So now what’s stopping him from controlling States Rights, State Government, and small business? Nothing. You sleeping, brain damaged imbeciles. Your letting this happen and denying it. Your going to wake up and ask what happened, when you were the ones to blame. I know you don’t believe me. I ask you to use your pea brains and research. The answers are there, but I’m sure your to lazy to go find them. Your school system has taught you well.


From Foxwood. Sorry I'm late in posting this, but I was reading older posts just now and saw this.

If I worked in an office......

Yeah, we're in a jam all right.

From The Hog Whitman Train Wreck

A cake for every occasion?

CAMEL TOE!!!!!!!!

Knuckledraggin makeover

The other day at work Woody mentioned that I should separate my humor blogroll from the political ones so he didn't have to sort through everything to find what he was in the mood to read.
So today I got off my lazy ass and did it and while I was at it, I moved some shit around.
I did it on account that Woody is a Marine (I've found out that there's no such thing as an ex-Marine), he's bigger than I am and can beat my ass. Nothing like a little motivation, ya know?
I also added a picture of a 41 Magnum Blackhawk on my page title because, well, I love that fucking gun.

A must see video

Obama Drastically Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting Denny's

You have to sit through a 30 second commercial and the video takes a few seconds to load, but it's worth it.

Why didn't I think of that?

There's actually a website titled Fuck You Obama!
http://www.fuckyouobama.com/
Guess what's going in my blogroll?

Mmmm, Boiled Rat on a Stick......

Gotta be California (again)

By the time Lance pulled into a little town every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed - I don't care where."
"Well, I do have a double room with one occupant," admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he's a Texan and snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you.
"No problem," Lance assured him. "I'll take it."
The next morning Lance came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "How'd you sleep?" asked the manager.
"Never better." The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring, then?" "Nope, I shut him up in no time" said Lance.
"How'd you manage that?" asked the manager.
"He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," Lance explained. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, 'Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me."

True dat

A Pakistani dies and goes to Heaven. He knocks on the Pearly Gates and St. Peter opens them. "Yes?" asks St. Peter.
"I am here for Jesus", says the Pakistani.
St Peter turns around and shouts, "Jesus, your taxi's here!"

Okay Ibeam, are you happy?

I'm getting tired of your sniveling, the hate emails, and the phone calls in the middle of the night.

You can thank YOLO for this. She feels my pain. And evidently yours.

Enough, Bro.

-Ken

PS. Damn, that's a nice ass, ain't it?