Miss Ann ain't boring, that's for sure

Ann Coulter montage

Yup, it's about to.....

Okay, keep the lawyers. We got enough trouble as it is.

-Thanks, Yolo

And thanks to the Late Warren Zevon for giving us this ass-kicking song.

Calfornia, too

-Phil

Our future politicians

Time for some bacon and beer, dear.

Yeah, I'll be screaming "Get the fuck off me!"

-Phil

It's been 2 months since I got laid

I'm in Barnes & Noble's Current Event section today flipping through an Ann Coulter book when this sweetie walks up next to me.
After a couple of seconds she says "I usually don't do this but I saw you walking in and I have to say that the way you swagger when you walk is very hot."

Fuck, Lady. I'm reading Miss Ann.
"That's because my goddamn feet hurt."

So tonight, I'm home alone again. Reading Ann Coulter. By myself.
Fuck.........

Gotta be California (again)

Thanks, Yolo.

I need those reminders of why I need to get the fuck out of California when I retire.

Quit teasing me, TJ!

Enjoy your weekend, Wirecutter!

-Tattoo Jim

What the.....????

Seriously. What the fuck?

Wish I had a tongue like that

Grandma don't give a fuck

My future second ex-wife

CAMEL TOE!!!!!!!!

FUCK YOU, OBAMA

This is a re-post, but somehow seems worthy of posting again considering the date.

Thanks, Janice. I appreciate you bringing this to my attention.

You may be on your own tonight

Let's see.
I have an 18 pack in the icebox, a couple in my belly already, a pizza in the oven and Stevienatt's got me thinking about a triple bacon porkchop sammich.
If I don't post anymore tonight, you'll understand.

Tomorrow Is Promised To No One

Many, many thanks to Yolo

Tears, Sorrow and Anger.

Tomorrow is 9/11 and I ain't got a thing to say about it.
I can't.
If I got started on it......
I have known so many people, myself included, that enlisted in the Service of our Great Country and served overseas to protect our family, freedoms and Country only to have the fight brought to us on our own soil.
It fucking hurts.
Never forget.
God Bless America.

And these people vote......

Well, no shit, Billy!

Aw, fuck!

CAMEL TOE!!!!!!!!

Ahh, that Thorazine shuffle!

-Yolo

Gotta be California (again)

I've been that fucked up before

I love my Grandma!

Yolo? Yolo! YOLO!!!!!

My future second ex-wife

One for Deb