Knuckledraggin my life away: 10/1/09

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Here's one of them racists that dares to disagree

Thanks, Doug

Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science.
The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert.
However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.
It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass. When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium (symbol=Ad), an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

Thanks to Tattoo Jim

Bacon Love from Israel

Be still, my bacon-loving heart. Could there really be a Wake N' Bacon Alarm clock, which wakes you up with the intoxicating porky bacon smell. You put a slice of frozen bacon in the clock's chamber when you set the alarm the night before, and voila, you wake up to the wafting smell of a cooked piece of bacon. We might have to order a thousand of these puppies. The inventor of this baby should be a shoo-in for a MacArthur Genius Grant.
What about a Wake N' Chocolate Chip Cookie Alarm Clock? Or a Wake N' Pizza Alarm Clock? What other food smells would serious eaters like to wake up to? [via Dvice]

I guess you don't get many bacon references from Israel, eh?? I miss it so. . . .

Dave

http://jumblerant.blogspot.com/

Oh, no no no no no.....

They got it bass ackwards. It should be bacon flavored gummy bears.

Dumbasses........

An "Aw, Fuck" Moment in time

Another indoctrination video (from www.floppingaces.net)

For those who suggest that the indoctrination of school children is nothing more than isolated incidents the growing list of outrageous examples proves the opposite is true.

Last week there was the “Barack Hussein Obama hm..hm..hm…Hello Mr. President, we honor you today! … Hooray Mr. President, you are number one!”

This week at a PTA meeting at Sand Hill Elementary School in North Carolina we find yet another example. Since the news of this video broke, the original which was posted at Hot Air has been moved to private viewing only by the person who posted it at You Tube. However, at the Mike’s America home planet we managed to snag a copy before it was removed from public viewing:

“Uniting blacks and whites. Being both Obama cannot take sides….HOPE! Change has come, change has come! ….YES WE CAN!”

“Education is the key, education is the secret” to indoctrination of a new generation of liberal clones who readily accept the big lies that liberalism tells day after day.

Are YOUR tax dollars being used for this purpose?

- Text and video from www.floppingaces.net

Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

It's a sad day

I know, I'm going to hell.

Pepsi = Hope and Change?

Yeah, I wish I drank Pepsi so I can boycott their shit

Gotta check this one out

http://doubletapper.blogspot.com/

Guys, if nothing else his pictures of IDF women are worth the visit.
Ladies, lots of stuff about blowing shit up.
See, there's something for everyone here!