Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Monday, October 12, 2009
I didn't do it.
I swear, I was nowhere near the beach. I was at home alone fucking off all day. I swear!!!!
Drunk chicks - gotta love 'em
I'm not sure which is the better picture - the one with the cutie curled up with her beer bottle or the one with her eyes rolled back in her head.
Pesky little fuckers
Anybody that has never had any dealings with coons don't realize how fast they can destroy a cabin.
Ah, the single life......
I have been up since 5 AM and haven't done a damned thing all day. Don't believe me? Here's my thought process over the past few minutes.
I'm fucking bored. I should do something.
What is there to do?
Go reload. No, I don't have any empty brass.
Go fish for a couple of hours. Naw, too fucking windy.
Go mow the yard. Uh-uh, I did that once already this year.
Vacuum. But then I'd have to brush out the dog or it'll be a waste of time.
Go brush out the dog. Ehhhh, he's sleeping.
Do the dishes. There's one fucking bowl and a spoon. Not worth getting up for.
Call your mother. Fuck that.
Go shopping. Naw, I got enough food to last for awhile.
Go make something to eat. What the fuck is there to eat?
Go water the yard. No, it's going to rain tomorrow anyways.
Go drop off the mortgage check. I'll do that when I pick up my prescription.
Go pick up your prescription. Maybe when I drop off the mortgage check.
Wash your truck. I did that a couple of months ago.
The phone's ringing. Better let the machine pick it up. It might be mom.
Turn on Fox news and see what that socialist cocksucker did to us today. Aaah, I'll do that later.
Do the laundry. What, do I look like a neat freak?
Go fuck with the Evil Cat. Naw, she's still pissed about last night.
Go change your oil. Get real, fucker.
Clean your 45. Hey, that's an id..... wait, I did that yesterday.
Fuuuuuuuuck!!!!!
Go write something on your blog. Yeah, what the fuck is there to write about? Having nothing to do?
I'm fucking bored. I should do something.
What is there to do?
Go reload. No, I don't have any empty brass.
Go fish for a couple of hours. Naw, too fucking windy.
Go mow the yard. Uh-uh, I did that once already this year.
Vacuum. But then I'd have to brush out the dog or it'll be a waste of time.
Go brush out the dog. Ehhhh, he's sleeping.
Do the dishes. There's one fucking bowl and a spoon. Not worth getting up for.
Call your mother. Fuck that.
Go shopping. Naw, I got enough food to last for awhile.
Go make something to eat. What the fuck is there to eat?
Go water the yard. No, it's going to rain tomorrow anyways.
Go drop off the mortgage check. I'll do that when I pick up my prescription.
Go pick up your prescription. Maybe when I drop off the mortgage check.
Wash your truck. I did that a couple of months ago.
The phone's ringing. Better let the machine pick it up. It might be mom.
Turn on Fox news and see what that socialist cocksucker did to us today. Aaah, I'll do that later.
Do the laundry. What, do I look like a neat freak?
Go fuck with the Evil Cat. Naw, she's still pissed about last night.
Go change your oil. Get real, fucker.
Clean your 45. Hey, that's an id..... wait, I did that yesterday.
Fuuuuuuuuck!!!!!
Go write something on your blog. Yeah, what the fuck is there to write about? Having nothing to do?
Our annual campout and turkey shoot
Tattoo Jim - middle row, right
Wirecutter - top row, middle
Photography by YOLO
Even his bros are turning on him now
CARACAS (Reuters) – Venezuela's socialist leader Hugo Chavez said on Sunday that U.S. President Barack Obama had done nothing beyond wishful thinking to earn the Nobel Peace Prize.
Chavez, who has mixed praise for Obama personally with criticism of his government's "imperialist" policies, said he thought it was a mistake when he read the U.S. leader had won.
"What has Obama done to deserve this prize? The jury put store on his hope for a nuclear arms-free world, forgetting his role in perpetuating his battalions in Iraq and Afghanistan, and his decision to install new military bases in Colombia," Chavez wrote in a column.
"For the first time, we are witnessing an award with the nominee having done nothing to deserve it: rewarding someone for a wish that is very far from becoming reality."
Chavez, who has mixed praise for Obama personally with criticism of his government's "imperialist" policies, said he thought it was a mistake when he read the U.S. leader had won.
"What has Obama done to deserve this prize? The jury put store on his hope for a nuclear arms-free world, forgetting his role in perpetuating his battalions in Iraq and Afghanistan, and his decision to install new military bases in Colombia," Chavez wrote in a column.
"For the first time, we are witnessing an award with the nominee having done nothing to deserve it: rewarding someone for a wish that is very far from becoming reality."
At least one of the networks is on our side
NEW YORK – One of President Barack Obama's top aides says Fox News Channel acts like a wing of the Republican Party.
White House Communications Director Anita Dunn told CNN's "Reliable Sources" on Sunday that Fox News operates "almost as either the research arm or the communications arm of the Republican Party."
It's another sign of the White House's aggressively going after Fox.
Commentators Glenn Beck, Bill O'Reilly and Sean Hannity have been strong administration critics. The president avoided Fox when he visited five Sunday morning news shows last month, and a recent White House blog post accused Beck of lying.
Fox News executive Michael Clemente (cleh-MEN'-tay) says most viewers know the difference between news and opinion shows. He says attacking the messenger doesn't work.
I can't believe that they had to show the liberals how to pronounce "Clemente"!!!
White House Communications Director Anita Dunn told CNN's "Reliable Sources" on Sunday that Fox News operates "almost as either the research arm or the communications arm of the Republican Party."
It's another sign of the White House's aggressively going after Fox.
Commentators Glenn Beck, Bill O'Reilly and Sean Hannity have been strong administration critics. The president avoided Fox when he visited five Sunday morning news shows last month, and a recent White House blog post accused Beck of lying.
Fox News executive Michael Clemente (cleh-MEN'-tay) says most viewers know the difference between news and opinion shows. He says attacking the messenger doesn't work.
I can't believe that they had to show the liberals how to pronounce "Clemente"!!!
I feel ya, Sis
Yeah, this is how Liberty feels with Obama and the Dem's running things.....
-Tattoo Jim
Sunday, October 11, 2009
Saturday, October 10, 2009
Friday, October 09, 2009
Amazing, absolutely amazing!
I find the amount of comments on my "Scientific Survey" post outrageous. I have had political posts, gun posts, humorous posts and real life posts and none have had as many comments than a post of the amount of pussy hair you like - 16 at last count, not including my replies and a few ladies that threw their 2 cents in. SIXTEEN!!!!
It's true, men do think with their dicks. No wonder Obamessiah got elected. Instead of paying attention to the ballot, you were checking out the ladies at the polling place and wondering if they had a hairy beaver or not.
But I do thank you for your feedback. Keep it coming.
Ladies, take note of what the guys had to say. The overwhelming majority of us like some hair. If you got a man, by all means please him with his likes. But if you're looking for a redneck conservative man to bring home the bacon, your best odds are to let it grow and keep it trimmed.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
It's true, men do think with their dicks. No wonder Obamessiah got elected. Instead of paying attention to the ballot, you were checking out the ladies at the polling place and wondering if they had a hairy beaver or not.
But I do thank you for your feedback. Keep it coming.
Ladies, take note of what the guys had to say. The overwhelming majority of us like some hair. If you got a man, by all means please him with his likes. But if you're looking for a redneck conservative man to bring home the bacon, your best odds are to let it grow and keep it trimmed.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thursday, October 08, 2009
Oh Jesus, Stevienatt....
Must be Kansas. For all us Okies.
-Stevienatt
That shoulda been a "Gotta be California (again)" post......
Nice titties, though.
Argument over
Love that 44 Bulldog!
9 Millimeters are made for pussies that can't handle the recoil of anything bigger.
-Thanks to Doug!
A scientific survey
I receive a fair amount of pictures from readers that I can't publish due to nudity (this is a family blog, goddammit) but I can't help but notice that female pubic hair is slowly but surely making a comeback, thank God.
Now my question to my male readers is this:
Do you prefer a bald un-bush, Playboy-style landing strip, a trimmed but semi-natural beaver, or a full fur bush? Braided or ponytail?
Myself, being a child (okay, dope fiend) of the 70's, I like a semi-natural hair style of course.
Even if you normally don't comment on this blog, I would appreciate your views. I will allow anonymous comments on this post.
Female readers, I don't give a fuck about male pubic hair. That shaved shit on a man is just freaky.
Now my question to my male readers is this:
Do you prefer a bald un-bush, Playboy-style landing strip, a trimmed but semi-natural beaver, or a full fur bush? Braided or ponytail?
Myself, being a child (okay, dope fiend) of the 70's, I like a semi-natural hair style of course.
Even if you normally don't comment on this blog, I would appreciate your views. I will allow anonymous comments on this post.
Female readers, I don't give a fuck about male pubic hair. That shaved shit on a man is just freaky.
Full moon over Amarillo, Texas
My sweetie Girlygirl sent this to me from her home a couple of weeks ago.
Bathroom decor
I have one of these, bought at the Cow Palace (South San Fransicko) Tattoo Convention.
I gotta clarify something - South SF ain't nothing like SF proper. No gays there, just working class folks and fairly conservative from what I can tell.
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