No rats in MY trailer park!

A year or so ago me and Brother Jerome were harassing each other, making comparisons on White Trash and 'Hood Rats, laughing about how much we were alike.

He brought up the fact that his people were crackheads, mine were tweekers, both of us had family that made a career out of welfare, how both of our people couldn't take a walk around the block unarmed, mismatched tires on our cars, how you could tell when it was the 15th or 1st of the month by all the folks sitting in lawn chairs next to the mailbox waiting for their government checks, etc, etc.

I had to stop him though, when he said something about us both having rats.

"Naw man, we ain't got no rats in the trailer park" I said.

"What you sayin', you got no rats in the trailer park?" he asked. "You're lyin' to me. I know y'all got rats, man."

"I'm tellin' you Bro, we don't have rats. But you oughta see the size of our motherfucking mice. They're damned near a foot long!"

Book Report

Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, 'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.

One student turned in the following book report with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.

Titanic:..... Cost - $29.99

Clinton:..... Cost - $29.99

Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read.

Clinton:... Over 3 hours to read.

Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Clinton:... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic:.... Jack is a starving artist.

Clinton:..... Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic:.... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.

Clinton:.... Ditto for Bill.

Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.

Clinton:..... Ditto for Monica.

Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.

Clinton:... Let's not go there.

Titanic:.... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.

Clinton:..... Monica' s forced to return her gifts.

Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.

Clinton:..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.

Clinton:..... Monica.. ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.

Clinton:...... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing.

Thanks, Woody.

Ain't that the truth

-Yolo

Gotcha, fucker!

Coincidence? I think not....

Evil Cats

I thought all the freaks were in California

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Blame Yolo for this one

Trust your government, Willie

Them Depends can slow ya down

-Bud

Bacon. Mmmmm, bacon.....

Hmm, this might've saved my marriage

Boys will be boys

-Tattoo Jim

Reloading 101

Top of the Chain is running a series of articles on reloading, and up to part 2 so far. It's a good read for those of you that haven't taken the plunge yet. Check it out.
http://topofthechain.blogspot.com

Wow. I'm impressed!

http://www.what-a-weirdo-world.info/

For Ibeam the Mullet Hunter

A mullet in a mug shot - what are the chances of that?

Happy Monday, YOLO!

From Tattoo Jim to YOLO

Off with my head!

Another "Aw, fuck" moment in time

That's the fucking truth

Okay Mabel, they're back up

Oh look! A whale!

They're PRAYING to the Obamessiah????

-http://conservativeblkwoman.blogspot.com/

Please don't breed......

Another "Aw, fuck" moment in time

FUCK YOU, OBAMA!!!!!!

Only in California

- Stolen from Curtis Lowe
http://curtislowe.wordpress.com/

Fucking lightweight

Ya gotta admit one thing - he's determined.

She got what she deserved

RUTLAND — A man placed on probation last week for allegedly assaulting his wife was arraigned yesterday on new charges stemming from an alleged assault his spouse said was brought on by her failure to properly cook his bacon on Sunday.
John L. Rutledge, 50, of 14 Patriot Lane, has been attending a program for “batterers” on a charge of slapping his wife and was ordered last week to complete the program. He was placed on probation. The arraignment took place in Western Worcester District Court, East Brookfield.
His wife had successfully asked the judge to keep in place a restraining order that forbade him from abusing her. But on Sunday morning, she called police and told them her husband had struck her in the back of the head. She had been turning over strips of bacon that were cooking in a pan when Mr. Rutledge became angry because “it wasn’t in a neat line,” she wrote in a statement she gave police. She told police he struck her and told her, “You’re going to cause your own death.” He allegedly pushed her onto the couch when she threatened to call 911, saying, “You’ll pay with your life.”
Mr. Rutledge allegedly told police his wife had threatened to throw hot bacon grease on him.
According to court documents, the former U.S. Marine told officers he had no guns in the house, but his wife and police found a .223-caliber assault rifle in the basement and ammunition and two unloaded handguns equipped with trigger locks in a safe in his closet. He was supposed to have handed over all weapons when the first restraining order was put in place.
The couple’s son was at home and told police he did not see or hear the altercation.
Mr. Rutledge was arrested and charged with assault and battery, violation of a firearms surrender order and violation of an abuse prevention order. He was held without right to bail at his arraignment yesterday and is due back in court for a dangerousness hearing and a probation violation hearing tomorrow.

Thanks, Tattoo Jim. Maybe women everywhere will read this and learn from it.

For all the golfers out there

I hope you don't mind a quick tip, but I thought you might appreciate this article I just posted on my blog. It's a tongue-in-cheek safety guide for golfers, complete with tales of death and foolproof advice for avoiding it. Here's the link:
http://www.zipgolfer.com/defy-golf-death/
If you do check it out, thanks! I really appreciate that.
Regards,
Ken

Funny shit, Ken. Thanks for passing it along.
-Ken

Yeah, that's one way to put it.

The following is the 2007 winning entry from an annual contest at Texas A&M University calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term. This year's term was "Political Correctness"
The winner wrote:
"Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

-Tattoo Jim

Strange old tool

And it's still in use by politicians today!

Thanks, Greg

My future second ex-wife

Thanks, Tom!

Oooh, she's a hottie! And so's the girl......

That's it. We're truly fucked now.

Please, follow the links, spread the word.
http://cbullitt.wordpress.com/2009/10/16/monckton-obama-to-cede-u-s-sovreignty-via-agw-treaty/
-cbullitt

That's it. Advertise, you dumbass.

Ain't that the fucking truth......

I know you get lots of stuff sent your way but this really should be the main talking points for Conservatives.
http://blog.jamesjayjordan.com/2009/10/14/conservative-v-liberal/
Woody


If a conservative does not like guns, he does not buy one. If a liberal does not like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a conservative is a vegetarian, he does not eat meat. If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy. A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.
If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as independently successful. Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.
If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels. Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.
If a conservative is a non-believer, he does not go to church. A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it’s a foreign religion, of course!)
If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and is embarrassed. If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like he’s in labor and then sues.
If a conservative reads this, he’ll link to it so his friends can have a good laugh. A liberal will type in the url for the ACLU because he’s “offended”.
-j-

It's all about me

I'm fucking tired. I loaded trucks all goddamned day, 18 of them motherfuckers, and not in much of a mood to post.
Let me get a couple of beers down and see how I feel after that.
Fuck Obama.

Hey, we all coast sometime

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/

Thanks, Woody

CSI Kindergarten

A front view, dammit!!!!!

Yup, that sums up my life

-Yolo

Straight up White Trash, God bless 'em

That guy ...... must be gay

Thanks, Phil

Watch out for the IRS, Sweetie

-Yolo