Tuesday, January 26, 2010

A tip from your ol' buddy, Wirecutter

Don't ever eat an entire bag of roasted peanuts if you're having hemorrhoid problems.
I was howling like a coyote this morning.....

8 comments:

Sir Richard said...

That's a BITCHIN' picture!! Sorry 'bout the 'roids...that's gotta be a pain in the ass...Ö

wirecutter said...

Thanks, I stole it off the web.

Tattoo Jim said...

Note to self: back away from those peanuts.... now!

stevienatt said...

Yeah bro. I thought the smoked almonds were absofuckingloutely tasty enough to eat a quarter pound of them at work one day recently. Needless to say I got no sleep that night but in my delium was convinced that a tribe of rabid spider monkeys had taken up residence in my ass and decided all at once to vacate the premises...claws and teeth first. My sympathies.

Bella said...

I had chemo yesterday and ate some type of health nut granola bar. IF I EVER BUY CHEAP TOILET PAPER AGAIN, I WILL GLADLY KILL MYSELF. I feel your pain Wirecutter and sorry for shouting.

Skip said...

Yo Cutter
Last night, sittin' in my big chair, scarfin' nuts an' washin' 'em down wit Jack 'n water, guess what?
Ripped my roids right off. Bled like a stuck hog.
Leased it looked like it.
Feel for ya homes.

orbitup said...

Confucius say, man who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with smelly finger.

yolo said...

guess you're no longer a perfect asshole, huh ;)))