The week before my vacation the weather was great. The days were clear and calm with temperatures up into the mid 70s.
I go on vacation and the temps dropped to the high 50s - low 60s, it rained 4 days, and the wind was gusting. Shitty fishing and shooting weather, to say the least.
This week when I go back to work, the weather is supposed to be clear, temps back up to the 70s.......
I had the CIA do that with the top secret weather control device.
ReplyDeleteTomorrow I slash your credit rating and reinstate your marriage.
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnything but the marriage!
It's karma. Mother Nature, that bitch, is trying to tell you something and you have to figure out what it is.
ReplyDeleteWhen I went on my honeymoon with the dead ex, we went to Bermuda. The day after our arrival hurricane Debbie hit.
See? Karma. Big time.
Give the dog a steak.
ReplyDeleteDeb - you've got a dead ex? How in the world did you get away with that?
ReplyDeleteBarack Obama you motherfucker - Yessir. One rare steak to the dog.
ReplyDeleteAround here, the riddle is:
ReplyDeleteWhat follows two days of rain?
--Monday.