Tuesday, June 01, 2010

I bet Sean Penn has an idea....

WASHINGTON -- "Top kill" didn't stop the Gulf oil spill. How about something "titanic"?
Federal officials are hoping film director James Cameron can help them come up with ideas on how to stop the disastrous oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.
The "Avatar" and "Titanic" director was among a group of scientists and other experts who met Tuesday with officials from the Environmental Protection Agency and other federal agencies for a brainstorming session on stopping the massive oil leak.
The Canadian-born Cameron is considered an expert on underwater filming and remote vehicle technologies.

You gotta be fucking kidding me. Now your're getting Hollyweird involved?

6 comments:

Dan O. said...

Couple of questions. Why in the fuck did it take them, what has it been now 6 weeks, to get any kind of commission together?

And two: How is seeking criminal and civil charges, while the leak is still trying to be halted, helping anyfuckingthing?

Helpful Barry. That's what we'll call him. Fuck Obama!

stevienatt said...

James Cameron? For fucks sake! And they thought this motherfucker was going to be expensive before.....

wirecutter said...

Dan, he's just trying to be nice and I think you should be too.
At least he's trying. Did he not tell them to "Plug the damned leak"?

Skip said...

The fuckin' dick coulda asked me.
I know as much about capping a gazillion pound per square inch pressure, a mile deep, below zero, blowout clusterfuck as the next guy. Meybe more than a lib dickchocker from LA.

Deb said...

Anyone ask the students/profs at MIT? Wait. That makes too much sense. If Sean Penn can't help, maybe Paris Hilton can. She could donate all her spiked heel FM shoes to plug that hole.

Dan O. said...

Heh. Deb used Paris Hilton and "plug that hole" in the same paragraph. Imagine that. lol