Friday, July 09, 2010

Have you ever smelled a goat?

I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though."
-Elton John

Plus they got that weird eyeball thing going on......
-Yolo (who else?)


Sarah said...

My family and I used to raise goats. You could barely convince me to go feed the males because of their ever-present stench as well as their nasty attitudes.

So, yes, I've smelled goats and, no, I don't have any interest in them beyond milk and barbecue.

BobG said...

I agree with Sarah; best things about them is cheese and roasted cabrito.

Hog Whitman said...

Sure, the billy goats stink to high heaven, but the nannies are sweet!

Besides, what kind of sick bastard would want to fuck a billy goat? You'd have to be some kind of queer or something. That's just disgusting.