Friday, July 02, 2010

Neatness counts (as Deb would say)

A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband. At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs... enough times till her husband says... "Are you wearing crotchless panties?"
 "Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile.
 "Thank God for that... I thought you were sitting on the cat."

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