President Obama got off the helicopter in front of the White House, carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes and says:"Nice pigs, sir."
The President replies: "These are not pigs... these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."
The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes and says, "Excellent trade, sir.”