50 more days until the election.
I'm 51 years old and never in my entire life have I looked forward to an election as I am now. I did not even pay this much attention to the last presidential election. I mean, I knew who was gonna win that that and it wasn't my folks, but in 50 motherfucking days, we're gonna watch the Obamessiah fixing to take it in the ass.
Yeah. I'm taking the next day off work, I'm eating pork, shooting my guns off and emailing the White House to tell you to suck my wee-wee.
I'm also gonna tell Michelle to take off her boobie belt. It looks fucking stupid.